Disclaimer: We still don't umm…umm, own…own…what story are we doing this about again? Oh yeah Full Metal Alchemist.
Sakura: On with the craziness!
Megumi: Woot!
On the last slice of ACID BUTTER!
She turned her face. "S-sa…"
"FOUND IT!" Megumi yelled and turned the lights on.
Megumi yelled her favorite girly scream. "You're….your….your…!"
Then Sakura blushed a violent shade of purple.
(A/n: Sakura: Purple? Why Purple? Megumi: Because red and blue make purple! Red because you're embarrassed and blue because you can't breathe!" Sakura: Blue? Megumi: He's grasping your collar to much…be happy.)
"You're Edward Elric!" Megumi yelled.
"Yep the one and only I see that the other one over there knows me well…I prefer Edward-sama if you please." Ed said.
"Brother please…" The metal clad figure said.
"You're the extremely adorable Alphonse Elric yippee the lord has answered my prayers!" Sakura screamed.
"Well hehe you know…" Al blushed.
Ed roughly dropped Sakura and dusted his hands off.
"Hey you meanie why'd you do that!"
"Because technically I don't know you and I really don't care about you so start telling us how to get back to Rizembul." Ed said cockily.
"AAAAH I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR EDWARD ELRIC AHHH!" She yelled and tackled Ed.
"MYNAMESMEGUMITAKAHASIWHATSYOURSOHWAITNEVERMINDIKNOWYOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ed looked over at Sakura and asked "What!"
Sakura who was innocently looking at looked up slowly and said,
"Oh ahem sorry you had to see that ahem…"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!" A tall boy asked.
"Forget what the hell's going on whom the hell are you." Sakura said plainly.
"Oh Sakura this is my cousin Snoopy his real name I shall not tell you." Megumi explained.
"Oh hi." Sakura said innocently the light from the living room that obviously turned on turned off the lights in the basement shining the light on Sakura. Ed turned his head with a crazed Megumi on him and saw Sakura's beautiful body and face rise from the floor. Her long silver hair hanged from her nicely curved head and body and her pinkish bluish eyes glowed with innocence. He looked over at Snoopy and gave him a glare that said 'She's mine back off' noticing he was giving the same glare.
Then…
Al and Megumi burst out laughing in tears. "I'm sorry but this is so cute! AWWWWWWWW!"
Sakura's parents walked in and her father was furious.
"SAKURA KASUMI IZUZO what are three boys doing in my basement!"
"Wait honey when'd we get a basement?" Her mom said.
"Umm recently?" He replied.
"Were dead, were dead, we're totally dead…" Megumi and Sakura said together but Sakura stopped there but Megumi…
"She 99 she think she fine she got a big behind whoO!"
Everyone looked at her. "What!" Sakura exclaimed.
"I LIKE BANANAS!"
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooookay…" Ed said.
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After a long moment of silence.
"My boobs are huge."
"SAKURA!"
"What they are!"
Megumi: I REALLY LIKE BANANAS!
Sakura: I HAVE A HUGE RACK!
Megumi: I LIKE BANANAS!
Sakura: MY PARENTS ARE AS LOOSE AS A CANNON!
Megumi: I LIKE BANANAS!
Sakura: …okay you can stop now…
Megumi: but I like them Sakie!
Sakura: (long exaggerated sigh)
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