Disclaimer: Megumi: ACK we're running out of ideas!
Sakura: Why don't we just put 'We don't own Full Metal Alchemist'.
Megumi: No this is supposed to be funny! This is an all humor story!
Sakura: All because of you (Slight tears in eyes)
Megumi: WAHAHAHAHA YES I HAVE TOOK OVER THE STORY AND MADE IT THE ULTIAMTE HUMOR STORY!
Sakura: Yeah but you're still the co-authoress…
Megumi: Shaddup!
Sakura: Entering the realm of the story.
(In the back ground praising is heard.)
Megumi: What the hell was that?
Sakura: I donno.
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On the last slice of ACID BUTTER!
She shook her vigorously "Sakura!" "I see starz yippee!" She replied and soon fell unconscious.
"Sakura?" Ed asked.
"Hmm? What happen?"
"You fainted." Sakura's mom said.
"Oh sorry."
"It's not your fault your father was really hard on yo-…"
Then her parents suddenly disappeared.
"What! What happened to my parents?" Sakura asked.
Then all of a sudden two crazed girls appeared.
"Who are you guys?" Al asked.
"The authoresses deal with it." One the girls said. "I'm Krazy-wit-a-K and she's Inukai."
"Weird names…"
"Shaddup."
"Well we're not supposed to be in the story right now buut we kinda deleted your parents…" Inukai explained.
"What why!" Megumi said.
"Well they didn't have any real point in the story…" Krazy-wit-a-K explained.
"Yay I have an alternate personality!" Megumi yelled in joy.
"Actually you have two." Inukai said.
"Yay I have two alternate personalities YAY DEATH GLARES DEATH GLARES ALL AROUND!" Megumi screamed.
Every one sweat dropped.
Inukai: Yeah we should probably go now…
Krazy-wit-a-K: But I was having fuuuun!
Inukai: Now!
Krazy: Okay but I gotta do something first.
Inukai: What?
Krazy: (glomps Ed)
Inukai: Okay Ed breathe!
Ed: need! (gasps) oxygen!
Inukai: Good now lets go Krazy.
Krazy: Coming!
Then the two girls disappeared.
(A.n: Sorry we forgot to put what Megumi, Sakura, and Snoopy who like disappeared looked like. Sakura is wearing a pink shirt that matched her eyes a yellow jacket that was open and pulled up to the elbows. She has a pair of dark jeans on since that's like the only thing she wears on the bottom she had a couple of brown short buckled boots that were under her jeans. Megumi has straight medium length black hair that's always down and reaches to about the top middle of her back in bright light her hair sometimes can look like a cinnamon brown she has bluish purplish eyes which is oddly familiar to Sakura's pinkish bluish eyes. She wore a flaming red tank top and a black opened button up shirt over it; black jeans with black bands. Snoopy is practically gone now so we're not going to describe him…well by the clothes you can tell Sakura the care free one and Megumi is the crazy yet rocker one.)
"Can we go upstairs now please?" Al asked.
"Huh? Oh yeah let's go…" Megumi agreed.
Soon the four of them reached upstairs and went into Megumi's room.
"Wow this place is a mess…" Ed said.
"Yeah but it's an organized mess. See I know where every thing is even though its like scattered every where."
"What?"
"Ack never mind…"
As soon as everyone struggled but succeeded to settle themselves in Megumi's organized mess Megumi's cell rang the Full Metal Alchemist theme song 'Ready Steady Go!' next to the dresser by Sakura.
"Hey that sounds familiar." Ed said.
"Uh never mind that feeling. Hello?" Megumi picked up the phone as Sakura tossed it across the room to her place in her computer chair.
"Oh hey Miriku…………okay…………oh sure I guess………you know where it is?...uh okay see you in a little bit………..bye!" Then Megumi turned off the phone and put it on the desk.
"So who was that?" Sakura asked.
"It was Miriku she was really bored so she asked to come over oh yeah she's bringing Yuki with her." Megumi replied.
"Wait I have to ask my par-…oh wait never mind."
"Who are Miriku and Yuki?" Ed asked. Since Sakura was sitting right next to Ed because Megumi's bed is pretty small she turned and smiled. "They're friends who live about a block from here." "Oh." Ed replied and blushed.
"Ahem." Megumi and Al said in unison. "Huh? Oh sorry." Ed and Sakura said at the same time and looked their separate ways as their faces cooled down.
"So when do they get here?" Al asked.
"About…" Then the door bell rang. "Now." Megumi replied.
Megumi and Sakura went down stairs. "Stay here and wait okay." She said at the two Elrics and winked at Ed before she left. The two boys waited…and waited until they heard "AHHH HOLA MI AMIGAS!" And then the four girls barricaded into the room.
One girl was taller than the other she had golden mahogany slightly curly hair and wore a cute pair of glasses that framed her big beautiful auburn eyes. She had a midnight blue t-shirt on that had a picture of a spiky haired boy on the front holding odd looking cards. She had black form fitting pants that had a dark purple butterfly on the side. She had black Keds on and sat in the computer chair.
The shorter one of the two had straight long hair that went to middle of her back it was a beautiful assortment of red, brunette, and blond. Her eyes seemed to of matched just a part of her red and brunette hair which blended the best of ways. Her curvy body formed with her light spring green tank top and a pair of basic blue colored jeans that also had the design of a light green butterfly on the side except it was small and had little dotted lines revealing its trail. She leaned up against the wall next to Al and Sakura took her seat next to Ed but this time she leaned a little on him while Megumi just sat on her bean bag chair.
Next thing you know… "(Gasp!) ED!" Yuki screamed and tackled glomped Ed. "ACK! What is up with all these fricken girls glomping me!" Since the bed was small and Yuki jumped on Ed Sakura fell off straight on her face. She got up and rubbed her head. Ed looked at her with a little pity and she nodded her head telling him she was okay. He smiled and continued fighting Yuki off of him.
Megumi jumped up and helped prying Yuki off of Ed. "Yuki get a hold of your self!" She yelled.
"But this is but this is Edward Elric what is he doing in your house can I keep him!" She asked.
"Uhh no…"
"(Sigh) You anime freaks are so cruel…" Al said as he went over to Sakura and helped her up and they went into the bathroom to address the huge bump on her head.
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"I'm hungry…" Miriku said.
"Me too." Megumi replied.
"But before we order anything I wanna know who he is and his familiar looking friend is."
"Y-you don't know who they are?" Sakura asked.
"No…and when did you come back?"
"Around the second '…'"
"Oh…"
"Umm…Sakura YUGIOH freak we're talking about…" Megumi explained.
"Oh yeah!" Sakura said.
"(Sigh) your hopeless…can we have food now?"
"Yeah but hold on one second hey Inukai can I have some credit cards please?"
Inukai: You're not supposed to know we're here! Use your own money!
Sakura: PLEEEEEEEEASE!
Krazy-wit-a-K: No! (Secretly typing 'And Sakura, Megumi, and everyone else who was in the story forgot Inukai and Krazy came in…') Hehe the power of being an authoress!
Inukai: Co-authoress.
Krazy: Shuddup!
Big flash of white light
"Hmm we have no money…" Sakura said.
"How do we get food with no money?" Al asked.
"Hey Ed can you transmute some money out of a piece of paper?" Sakura asked happily.
"Hold on a second your from ful-…" Miriku was stating.
"Shh!" Everyone but Ed and Al said.
"Okay you got it but don't say it!" Megumi yelled.
"But isn't that one supposed to be in some knight get up?"
"(Sigh) So cruel I say again…wait how did you know that!"
"Well you are on the t-…"
"LUCKY GUESS!" Sakura screamed.
"Okay…" Al said.
"Well lets order food now…" Yuki said.
Megumi: Well 1:30…LETS DO ANOTHER CHAPTER YAY!
Inukai: 1:30 time to go to bed its Christmas Eve eve!
Krazy: Actually its Christmas eeeeve.
Inukai: I really want to go to sleep.
Krazy: PLEEEASE CAN WE DO THE NEXT CHAPTER!
Inukai: NO!
Krazy: Well I have a diary saying some pretty interesting things about Ed.
Inukai: Damn you black mail!
Krazy: So can we type the next chapter?
Inukai: Yes…
Krazy: YAY!
Inukai: How do I get myself into this?
Krazy: Do you really wanna know the answer to that?
Inukai: Not really…
Krazy: I knew it.
Inukai: Umm can we stop now?
Krazy: Yes, but one more thing to do before we do the next chapter…
Inukai: What?
Krazy: REVIEW!
Inukai: Shoulda guessed…anything else?
Krazy: MERRY CHRISTMAS!