Disclaimer: Megumi: RETARDED!
Sakura: IT IS NOT!
Megumi: RETARDED!
Sakura: STOP IT!
Megumi: RETARDED!
Sakura: SHUT UP!
Megumi: RETARDED!
Sakura: THIS IS NOT NICE!
Megumi: I KNOW HAHAHHAHA!
Miriku walks in: What the hell is going on!
Sakura's on the ground and Megumi's over her laughing triumphantly.
Miriku: What the hell is going on here?
Sakura: She called my other story with my alternate personality retarded!
Miriku: What Imouto-san?
Sakura: No Quiet One revised!
Thunder starts rumbling: SHE CALLED WHAT STUPID?
Miriku: Uh oh Inukai's here.
All: WE DON'T OWN FULL METAL ALCHEMIST Tee hee!
Sakura: Wow it took so much trouble just to say that…
Everyone but Sakura: SHUDDUP!
"Hello is the Pizza Hut? Ok I want to order please………thank you I'll like two four for all pizza's. The first one with pepperoni," Sakura looked at Al and he gave her a nod.
"Garlic and bacon," She looked at Miriku who smiled and nodded her head vigorously.
"Pineapple and bacon," she looked at Ed who gave her thumbs up. She smiled and continued.
"And extra cheese." She looked at Yuki who yelped and then jumped in the air.
"For the second one I want half extra cheese ad pepperoni and the other one side with pineapple and bacon thanks how much will that be? Okay thank you goodbye." And she hung up the phone.
"How much is it?" Megumi asked.
"$17.45" She replied.
"Umm how are we going to pay for that?"
"Oh easy we're not gonna pay."
"Pizza delivery!" A man screamed out side.
"Coming!" Sakura screamed. "Okay got the plan? I go down stairs dressed in this skimpy stuff Yuki wears and distract the pizza guy while you guys come with the bats as soon as I take the pizza and pummel his ass!"
"Hey!" Yuki protested.
"Just kidding!"
"Does it have to be skimpy?" Ed asked a little jealous. Everyone looked at him questionably.
"Yes Ed or else it'll defeat the whole distraction purpose if it weren't skimpy!" Miriku half screamed half explained to/at him.
"Ok," Ed sighed. He took the bat and slammed it into his human hand with a manic smile. "Time to crack open a delivery mans skull!"
"Ed you don't crack it open! You bruise it " Sakura said.
Everyone ran down the stairs and out the back door except for Ed.
"Anything for you. Just don't show him too much." Ed smiled and Sakura got up gave him a peck on the cheek and waved after him when he followed after the others.
She fixed a ponytail and rushed down stairs. And approached the door, she pulled down her shirt a little bit and pulled up her skirt.
"Hi mister!" She said she saw the pizza man admire her clothing and her body, he seemed about twenty and he started to go inside the house. "So you home alone?" He asked as he looked into the dark house behind her. "Why?" before she could finish her sentence the pizza man put the boxes down and jumped on Sakura. "What is yo-…?"
"Ed go look and see if it's clear!" Yuki whispered.
"Why me?" He asked.
"Because your shortest!"
"Oh come on Megumi's shorter than me!"
"Yeah by like an inch" Megumi protested.
"Okay okay I'll go."
Ed ducked and ran bent down in the shadows.
"Ed! Help me!" Sakura screamed as she fought the pizza guy off her.
Soon a battle war cry was heard (a/n: that's Megumi…) and soon a group of five were holding bats and then they attacked but Ed was the only person who cracked his knuckles and attacked head on fist on fist.
"What do you want little boy?" The pizza boy said.
"Big mistake…" everyone said.
"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING LITTLE PUNK!" Ed screamed and knocked out the pizza boy.
"What should we do with the body?" Yuki asked.
"I KNOW WE SHOULD PUT A BUNCH WAFFLES IN ONE OVEN AND HAVE IT SMELL ALL WAFFALY AND THEN STUFF THE GUY IN THE OVEN CAUSING IT TO EXPLODE AND THEN THROW HIS BODY INTO DEEP SPACE VORTEX!" Megumi yelled in hyper mode.
Divine Intervention
Krazy: Should we do it?
Inukai: Sure it's a good idea.
Krazy: Let's do it then!
Inukai: Alright!
Divine Intervention finished
Everyone looked at Megumi like she was insane…
But of course she is…
"What!" Megumi said. "You asked what we should do with him and I answered!" And everyone sweat dropped.
"Okay but how do we get so many waffles and how do we get him into a deep space vortex?" Miriku asked.
"Why don't we just erase his memory and then send him back to the pizza place?" Al suggested.
"Aww but then there's no explosions or waffles, and deep space vortexes!" Megumi retorted.
"You are totally going to drive us all insane." Yuki said.
"Damn you figured out my plan!" Megumi said.
"What!" Everyone yelled.
"U-uh w-we u-umm crud." Megumi stuttered and everyone took a step away from the sulky Megumi.
They decided to hit him with their bats a few times to erase his memory until Sakura screamed for them to stop. They drove down to the pizza place deciding to go with Al's idea and they dropped him into a dumpster before going back home to eat their pizzaz Megumi muttered insanely under her breath the entire time until….
"WILL YOU STOP THAT!" yelled Ed.
"WHAT!" Megumi yelled back equally loud.
"THE MUTTERING AND SHIT ITS ANNOYING!" yelled back Ed.
"FINE I WILL THEN!" Megumi yelled.
"SHUDDAP!" yelled Yuki which then ended the two shorties.
Megumi: DAMN YOU WRITERS BLOCK!
Sakura: Yeah I know it sucks.
Krazy: Hey you guys aren't the authors…
Megumi: Yeah I know its fun to pretend.
Inukai: Idiots…
Sakura: Hey you're my alternate personality!
Inukai: And your mines.
Krazy: This reminds me of the episode of Naruto when he tries to conjure up a good game but it really comes out kinda….crappy…
Megumi: That was mean…
Krazy: Okay yeah I guess it was a little harsh.
Megumi: Yay! I have one last thing to say before we end this chapter.
Sakura: Lemme guess (takes a deep breath) -…
Megumi: REVIEW
Sakura: Indistinctive things about knives and tazer guns.
Megumi: What was that?
Sakura: Nothing! Have I told you how much I love you?
Megumi: Yes a lot of times…
Sakura: hehe this was right to left because of the randomness in this story!