A normal day in the life of...
Story retold by shattered theories
Characters by Nobuhiro Watsuki
PLEASE NOTE: All of the chapters are ONESHOTS. This is a collection of stories. Just so you all know...
Having paper balls thrown at you is not, and never will be, described as fun. Ever.
I found myself sighing as yet another paper bundle went ricoching off my desk and landed on the floor.
The sad part was, they were aiming for the garbage can that was still a good two feet in front of me. Ah, the joys of high school
The bell rang just as another paper ball went zooming by my left ear. Now, that had to be on purpose. Gathering my books and dodging the boys who were stampeding towards the door I made it into the hallway. My locker was only a few feet away and I was twirling my combo; right 16…left 25….16…open!…open? Tugging harder my lock finally snapped open. Oh, yay, I won this time. Stupid lock.
Taking a second to notice I really needed to clean out my locker I thru in my history books and tugged out my over weight math binder.
Slamming my locker closed I stepped quickly to the side, barely avoiding being run over by a blue and beige blur that was wearing…
…
"Misao, what the HELL are you wearing?"
She blinked, skidding to a stop a few feet away from me.
"Is that a dead muskrat? A moose?"
I could feel a headache coming on, slowly…
"Not Cameron, Misao, on your head!"
Her head tilted to one side, my headache grew.
"…Fluffy?"
"..no…" I rubbed my temples and tried to remember WHERE I had hidden my migraine pills (Misao had thought they were candy at one point…)
"Not fluffy…?"
I needed a wall…
A nice solid…never mind.
Need migraine pills…
"I'm married!"
"…good for you"
…wait…
"WHAT!"
She blinked…again.
"I'm married!"
"…you're fifteen"
"I know eh!"
Oh god…that smile…Where WERE those migraine pills?
"No"
"Yeah! My husbands butt moves on it's own!"
…MIGRAINE PILLS!
"…Kaoru…? Kaoru? Are you ok?…You need to undo your lock before you can open your locker…Kaoru why are you crying?"
The cafeteria ladies just HAD to give her coffee this morning didn't they?
These stories are based off my actual adventures at my high school. And so my best friend and I have decided to keep a rather... interesting reports on our days at school (Also called our let's-try-and-avoid-homework-at-all-costs Story). Misao is my best friend 'luna, also known on this site as the author Night Angel Aluna. Kaoru is yours truly and Kenshin is my boyfriend (Who just happens to sum up to a living breathing anime character, but we try not to tell him that...TO often)
Just to note Misao, real name Aluna, actually wasn't married. She was taking part in a play, her character was a married woman, who's husband has a moving ass...Creepy? You have no idea...
Shattered theories