Here it is at long last! Chapter 11! This story is almost done!
Now here's the scoop: PPPPSSSST...at the end of this chapter is the OFFICIAL SUMMARY FOR THIS STORY'S SEQUEL -- The Legend of Zelda: The Prince of Ny-Potho!
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Chapter 11 -- Shadow's Gift
The four Links (still having to drag the intoxicated Vio along) entered the main door, and found Gufuu waiting for them.
"Ah, there you are, my pretties!" hissed Gufuu. Tentacles formed on his body, which he attempted to hit and grab the Links with. Blue, Red, and Green dove into the action, while Vio stumbled over to the corner and passed out.
"HOW DO WE KILL HIM! HOW? HOW! HOOOOOOOW?" Red screamed. His heart nearly stopped when he felt the uncomfortable sensation of a tentacle being wrapped around his ankle.
"Fuck."
Before he could react, the Red Link found himself being pulled around in the air. The skirtish part of his tunic flew up, and he tried desperately to keep it down.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GUFUU, I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR, STOP IT!" screamed Red.
"RED, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL SAVE YOU!" announced Green loudly, whipping out a boomerang that he mysteriously obtained in the parts of the quest not shown in the manga. He flung it at the tentacle holding his beloved. Gufuu's extra arm was destroyed, and Red screamed as he plummetted straight into the waiting arms of Blue.
Red blushed.
"Uhhh...thanks Blue... YOU'RE MY HERO!"
"I'M NOT GAY!" screamed Blue.
"HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING? RED IS MINE, BITCH-FACE!" Green yelled, storming over to them and punching Blue in the face.
"HEY! YOU PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE, BITCH!" Blue growled, punching Green in the face. Green punched Blue in the face back. Blue punched Green in the face back.
Gufuu seized this opportunity to land another attack. He flung out a tentacle to bind Blue and Red together. Their crotches touched, and Red blushed deeply. Blue screamed. He screamed harder when he felt Red's erection...
Green was about to say something nasty, but then two tentacles came out and seized him by the arms, lifting him into the air.
Gufuu flailed them about, breaking down the room while doing so.
"VIO, FAIRY, HELP US!" cried Green. He caught a glimpse of Vio still passed out in the corner. Then the fairy drunkly fluttered over to Vio and passed out on top of him.
"DAMMIT..."
Green screamed as he was released and sent flying through the air.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH, I'M GONNA DIE!" But he was caught by Valenzuela.
"Heeeeyyyyy..." said Valenzuela, winking.
"Oh my gawd, where the fuck did you come from, Valenzuela? We really have to stop meeting like this, this is too queer," said Green desperately, struggling to get away.
Then the Links' father and the other Jewel Key guardian knights rushed onto the scene.
"ATTACK!" Link's father commanded. The knights went around, freeing the three trapped boys. Then they got out their bows and arrows and shot Gufuu in the eye. Gufuu sank into the clouds.
"GET HIM!" Green ordered, forgetting the whole Blue/Red deal. He, Blue, and Red dashed over the clouds towards the form of Gufuu.
"BE CAREFUL, DAMMIT!" called the general. But suddenly, black fog began to filter from Gufuu, making it impossible to see.
Red clung onto Green.
"Green, I can't see with all this black fog!" he complained.
"Well, at least I can see me..." said Blue, touching his dick affectionately.
"Blue, stop that!" snapped Green.
"Make me!" Blue retorted, walking boldly forward through the fog while poking his crotch. But suddenly, Blue fell. Red and Green caught him by the arms.
The smoke thinned, and Red screamed when he saw that he and Green had kept Blue from falling into a million spikes. They pulled the Blue Link back up to the ledge that they had been standing on.
"How are we going to get past THOSE?" Red cried, pointing to the spikes.
"Not to mention this platform is sinking," Green noted. Indeed, it was. They were falling towards the spikes.
"I know!" declared Blue. He pulled his hammer (he got it in chapter three, remember?) out of his hat, and brought it down onto the spikes, flattening them into a walkable path.
"This could work!" exclaimed Green. Blue kept hammering spikes in all directions. The fog was still thick, and the three had to change directions multiple times when they reached the end of the spiked area to avoid falling off, as the spike place was just a platform.
Blue stopped to take a break.
"Uumm...guys?" Red squeaked nervously.
"Huh? What's up, babe?" Green asked, following Red's gaze. They noticed that the hammered down spikes had taken the shape of a hand.
"Woah, I made a hand!" announced Blue. Suddenly, everything shook, and the hand-shaped platform turned into a REAL hand! Gufuu's hand! It carried the Links high into the air, screaming, and flung them into the clouds...
Meanwhile, on a tower high up in the clouds, Princess Zelda (the real one) sat upon a chair, gazing about boredly. But then she heard a noise next to her, and found that it was coming from the Dark Mirror, which was her only company up on the lonely tower. She rose from her chair and approached the Dark Mirror to investigate...
"Ummm...anyone in there?" Zelda asked meekly.
"Don't...just don't make me go out there...please...STOP IT!" cried a distant sounding voice from inside the mirror.
"Get out there, ya piece o' crap!" snapped the voice of Ganon, also from inside the mirror.
"Nooo..." moaned the first voice weakly. Zelda nearly shit her pants when a sopping wet hand reached out of the mirror, followed by the rest of the body.
"MOVE FASTER!" bellowed Ganon. "YOU'VE BEEN LYING ABOUT SICK LONG ENOUGH, YOU'VE USED UP ALL YOUR SICK DAYS! YOU'LL BE FINE! JUST KILL THE HEROES!"
And finally, the rest of the thing toppled out of the mirror, lying on the ground and gasping for air, completely soaking wet from...Dark Mirror juice or somethin'... The helpless thing that lay before Zelda was none other than Shadow Link. This shocked her, for she had thought he was dead.
After his "defeat", Shadow had survived, and was transported to the Dark World where he was incredibly weak from his encounter with the Four Sword, and had not gotten much better since then. Sick of him laying around in the Dark World, Ganon forced him back into the regular world to do something he was in no condition to do.
Zelda stared blankly at Shadow. Shaking, Shadow slowly pulled himself onto his hands and knees, looking pale, scrawny, and feverish. But despite his tragic encounter with the light of the Four Sword, he still held on to scraps of his dignity, which clearly showed to Zelda.
"Woah, Shadow. I thought you were like...dead," she said, staring at him.
"QUIT YOUR STARING!" Shadow barked defensively, not wanting to be seen like this.
"Are you like this 'cause of the Four Sword? Huh? Are ya? Are ya!" Zelda asked.
"NO."
"You're shaking," Zelda commented.
"AM NOT."
"ARE TOO!"
"AM NOT!"
"ARE TOO!"
"Just leave me alone..." Shadow whimpered pathetically, looking away and holding onto himself so tightly that it looked as though he feared being swept away by the next breeze. Even Zelda had to feel bad for him. She sighed.
"Look, Shadow... If the light of the Four Sword didn't kill you, then light can't hurt you as much as you think. Maybe you aren't who you think you are."
Shadow looked at her abrubtly.
"Was that line from a fortune cookie or something?"
"Well...yes. But I thought it could apply to this situation."
"Whatever. What the fuck do you want me to do? All I want is to SIT HERE, SHAKE, and NOT listen to YOU!"
"I'm not asking you to do anything!" Zelda insisted.
"What I mean is that perhaps destiny decided you should live to do what's right," she said.
"What are you saying?" Shadow asked suspiciously.
"I'm saying that you are one of the Links. That means you're a hero or something."
Shadow thought about this, now understanding what she meant. Was he really evil? She had a point... Why should Ganon and Gufuu expect him to listen to them? He could be better than that... He had the power to do what he wanted. He didn't have to listen to so-called "authority"...
Suddenly, a black cloud began to envelop Zelda. She screamed and was lifted into the skies. The cloud caused her to fall unconcious.
"HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON!" Shadow demanded to the skies.
"It is the Great Ganon's orders that the princess be taken to be sacrificed now," came the voice of Gufuu.
"No, he said to leave her here!" Shadow said.
"You ain't up to date with anything, bitch-face!" snapped Gufuu. The black cloud parted, and out of it flew a rock, which hit Shadow in the head.
"OW! THAT WAS A ROCK!" Shadow screamed, shaking harder.
"I know," said Gufuu. Then Zelda was up and out of sight.
Shadow angrily picked up the rock and chucked it as far as he could, which wasn't very hard considering the fact that he was so weak he could barely stand.
"She's right...I have power over my own destiny! I don't have to listen to Gufuu, Ganon, or anyone else! I'm sick of their crap!"
In that moment, many things became clear to Shadow. He understood why the four other Links had done what they did to him.
"I've been an ass all this time..." he murmured to himself. Then he thought of Vio. Love for the purple Link remained inside him.
While he had been lying about sick in the Dark World, Shadow Link was able to watch what was going on in the Light World. According to what he saw, Vio was passed out at the moment. A plan to help the Links formed in his mind...
Shadow dragged himself down the tower stairs.
"Vio, my beloved...I'm coming to help you with your quest..." he said, using his powers to take on Vio's appearance.
Green huffed and puffed as he finally finished climbing up the side of main tower of the palace, and stopped to rest at the top. After he, Red, and Blue had been attacked by Gufuu's hand, each of them had been separated. Green was worried sick about Red. Who the fuck cared about Blue?
Green rested a hand on his chest and panted heavily. It sure wasn't wasn't easy climbing a building. Then suddenly, Green heard a voice. A small, weak voice...
"Green..." it said pitifully. Green turned and saw Vio sitting near a doorway to his right. He hurried over to him.
"Woah, Vio, you're alive! I thought all that Oxycontin and joint would kill you."
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout foo', my name's not -- er...I mean...I am Vio, here me roar?" croaked "Vio".
"Ummm...are you ok, Vio?" Green asked. "Looks like those drugs messed you up bad, man. You look ill...and you're shaking. Are you gonna be ok?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm ok..." mumbled Vio.
"GREEN! OOOHH, MY BELOVED GREEN!" exclaimed Red, running towards Green with Blue at his heels.
"There you guys are!" Green replied, embracing Red and kissing him.
"Woah, look who's up," Blue snorted to the boy he thought was Vio. "Vio" glared.
"Listen," he said. "I know a way that we might be able to defeat Gufuu. Follow me." Vio hobbled away; the others followed.
"Vio" lead them to a switch that sat on a platform amongst some of the mini-towers of the palace. It was a round, orb-shaped switch that needed to be turned. Shadow -- I mean, VIO tried to turn it, but didn't have the strength.
"Move over!" Blue snapped, shoving the weaker Link away roughly and quickly turning the switch himself. A set of stairs appeared, leading them to one of the towers.
"Gufuu should be this way...hurry up..." panted "Vio", dragging himself up the stairs while the other followed uncertainly.
"Vio, where are you getting all this information?" Green asked.
"Uuuuummmm...when Shadow Link made me his bitch, I learned a lot about all the Dark Ones' bases and stuff..."
Suddenly, Gufuu's hand broke into the tower and tried to grab at the Links.
"When you get the chance, stab him in the top of the head! That's his weak spot, dammit!" commanded Vio.
"Jeez, you're bossy..." Blue mumbled.
"YOU GOT SOMETHIN' TA SAY 'BOUT IT, BITCH-FACE!" the fake Vio yelled at Blue. Blue recoiled.
"'Bitch-face' is being used a lot in this chapter..." commented Red.
A large chunk of the tower fell away because of Gufuu's hand's rough entrance. The whole top of it was gone, and the Links found themselves eye-to-eye with Gufuu.
"NOW!" instructed Vio. Green leapt and buried his sword in the top of Gufuu's head.
"I MUST RETHINK MY PLANS! GAAAH!" Gufuu cried, sinking down to the clouds. He was temporarily paralyzed, but not defeated.
Shadow's heart sank. Gufuu had grown stronger -- before, that move could have killed him. And as far as he knew, that was his only weak spot. There was only one other way to put a stop to Gufuu, but it would mean ending his own life...
Shadow was snapped out of his thoughts when he spotted a figure shuffling towards them silently -- the real Vio. The Shadow Link's heart fluttered at the sight of his love, but he knew he could not linger, and started away while the others were not paying attention.
"Oy...! Guys...!" said the real Vio, stumbling towards them.
"IT'S A FAKE!" screamed Blue, punching Vio in the face.
"OW! BLUE, THAT WAS MY FACE!"
"What? But...but Vio, you were just right there!" said Green, pointing to the spot where the fake Vio had been.
A thought crossed Vio's mind -- there were only two people he knew of who could change forms: Gufuu and Shadow. And he had just seen Gufuu fall into the clouds... Could he expect the impossible? Or was it just crazy to think that Shadow might still be alive?
"But...I'm the real Vio..." said Vio meekly. The confusion was cut short when Gufuu flew up from the clouds, stronger than ever!
Shadow slowly slunk up the stairs that lead to the Dark Mirror's resting place.
"If I destroy the Dark Mirror...Gufuu will die. And so will I..." At last, he reached the top, and with all the strength he could muster, he picked up the chair Zelda had been sitting in earlier, and flung it at the mirror, shattering it.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNN! IT'S TIME FOR THE FOUR SWORDS SEQUEL'S OFFICIAL SUMMARY TO REAR ITS HEAD!
The Legend of Zelda: The Prince of Ny-Potho
Rating: M (Drugs, alcohol, explicit sex, language, violence, abuse, rape, and just about everything else)
Genres: Romance, angst, drama, humor, action/adventure
SUMMARY:
Deep in the heart of the woods lies a secret tribe, hidden away from Hyrule -- Ny-Potho. Ny-Pothois under the rule of the great Queen Daray, whois the proud mother of a single son named Braeden.
Sick fascination with the dark arts flows through the veins of every Ny-Pothon...except for one: a young girl by the name of Missy Dek.
Missyis half human, half Hylian, andis the descendant of a Turkish warrior named Cassandra (Yes, Soul Calibut II Cassandra!). Because of her mutt-blood, shewasis outcast, yet trains tirelessly to become a great warrior and prove her worth.
One day, Daray creates the most powerful object any Ny-Pothon had laid hands on: a thing called the Majora's Mask. The tribe finds that it works quite nicely in dark magic rituals, until one night, thingsgo awry, and the mask does something awful. It ressurects a shadow creature known as "Shadow Link"...
Frightened and convinced that the mask's power was too great, the Ny-Pothons agree to destroy it and kill Shadow.
Missy Dek discovers that Shadow Linkis not really evil, but had redeemed himself before his death, and besides -- he was too sickly to do any harm. Feeling sympathetic, she agrees to help him escape the tribe.
Prince Braeden grew angry about the order for the Majora's Mask to be destroyed. He knew that the mask could do wonders for him, so he stole it and blamed Missy. Missy was ordered to be executed, but escaped with Shadow, while Braeden left for Hyrule, mask in tow.
He set his sights on Hyrule Castle, where he would complete a spell for immortality and extreme power. And what ingredients did that call for? Many, but none as important as "the first-bornchild with blood of the light princess and the caster". This meant that he must sacrifice his first-born child. That child was to be his and Zelda's...
Meanwhile, the four Links try to relax from their newly-finished Four Swords quest. Things are peaceful for everyone in Hyrule. Everyone except for Vio, that is...
Vio grew depressed after the death of the love of his life, and was told to take up a hobby to get his mind off things. He begins to write poetry, and strange things happen...
Vio begins to lose control over himself and his writing. Strange thoughts begin to absorb him and take over his life, creating devastating physical and emotional effects. He dreams of a terrible fate to Hyrule, and finds himself writing a strange poem called "The Prophecy" that he believes can save the world in the future... Yet his sanity and warningsare doubted by those around him, and everyone begins to worry as Vio starves himself and writes frantically, keeping himself up at night to avoid the strange dreams he becomes plagued with...
One day, Braeden seizes Hyrule Castle, and enslaves the residents of Hyrule. The first part of his plan begins -- he gets Zelda pregnant. Zelda grows desperate with the situation at hand, fearing for her unborn child and the fate of her people. She warns Braeden to free her people, or she will take matters into her own hands...
Missy and Shadow, angry by Braeden's lies, set out on a quest to defeat him, and on the way, unite with the four Links. Together, they must create the weapons needed to destroy Braeden and the Majora's Mask, and save the people of Hyrule, Zelda, and her child.
But they must stick together...if they still can, as Braeden picks them off one by one...