Theatrics

Story re-told and edited by Shattered theories

Characters by Nobuhiro Watsuki

This story, for the amusement of many, is told from Aluna's (Misao)point of view. Considering this is a story that she re-told me in great detail, I figured it was a, please post this, hint. She wrote the first draft. I just added in tidbits. Like to add in the pain of the people surrounding her, and bringing my wonderful personality (and thoughts) to the character Kaoru. ENJOY!
"It...moves!" She thought as she stared hypnotized at her 'husbands' rear "Why?...WHYYYYYYYYYYYY! What have I ever done?" She cried out, raising her shaking hands towards the ceiling "Why do you move oh large butt of his?" Freezing suddenly, Misao realized that, yes, she was on stage, and yes, she was being stared at.

She really needed to fix her little problem of thinking out loud.

She gave everyone a big grin (Turning their curious stares into those of horror) and skipped off stage. After rehearsals she would have to vent to Kaoru. The thought brought a smirk to her face, causing anyone standing near her to back away slowly, hands raised.

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Rehearsals seemed to take forever, but finally, and to the relief of many, it was over.

"HA! Finally! Goodbye oh wiggly moving butt of his! With that she ran out of the auditorium; leaving behind quite a few mortified and confused peers. "Must...find...kao-AHA!"

She had spotted her, and nothing was going to get between Misao and her shoulder to cry on, not today!

In about 2 minutes Misao had managed to put 3 people in the hospital and leave several others in positions that no human being should ever be in. Ever.

"Kaoru, I've found you!" She screamed as she tried to pounce on a very confused and annoyed Kaoru; who stepped out of the way just in time to avoid Misao and watch her slam face first into a wall. (Aluna's note "IT HURT OKAY?")

Just like a spring, Misao bounced back, ready to try again...

"Misao, just how much sugar have you had?" Kaoru asked while calmly taking another step to the side, resulting in another Misao face plant.

And another Misao bounce back.'Jesus Christ this girl isn't human...oh...right, I AM talking about Misao...' The thought caused Kaoru's lips to pull back into an abnormally large grin. It also caused her to forget momentarily where she was, and what exactly she was trying to avoid.

So it should have come as no surprise when the air was suddenly, and rather forcefully, pushed out of her lungs as she was finally glomped by Misao. Who was still jumping up and down.

After taking a minute to pry Misao off her and hold her forcefully at arms length, Kaoru took several deep breaths "So, Misao, would you like to explain why you are trying to kill me today?"

Misao looked at her best friend, horror taking over her features (Aluna's note "Can horror take over your features?") (Theories note "...Ill just ignore that...") "It...moves..." She whispered.

Kaoru blinked as she watched her friend slowly slide to her knees...and ended up sitting right on Kenshin's shoes.

Kenshin looked down, and Misao looked up. They stared at each other for a minute. Then just as Kenshin opened his mouth, probably to ask why she was sitting on his feet, Misao spun around and grabbed his legs. Clinging to them tightly and wailed"It moves!"

Kenshin's eyes went wide as he looked to Kaoru for an explanation , she shrugged " I wouldn't try to move if I were you" She suggested, shrugging again. Kenshin looked down at Misao, then back up and Kaoru and sighed.

Time froze for a second and then Misao looked up "His butt Kenshin!...I missed you!"

The couple blinked.

"It was the weekend Misao" Kaoru told her

Misao blinked, and turned her head in Kaoru's direction "Kaoru, when did you get here?"

Kaoru wasn't even going to answer that.

YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ON MONDAYS? I look back on this and I keep asking my self...how did I survive without Advil? Oh, this is Shattered theories writing by the way. I'm the one typing it up. So, please leave a review. If you don't believe that this could happen, Ill send you a Misao, I mean, Aluna in a box. In the mean time...I think there's another high school story I wrote down kicking around here somewhere...until next time

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