Triple H watched the windshield wipers toss back and forth as he sat in his truck waiting for Kurt to come out of the hotel exit. Finally after 10 minutes, Kurt finally made it to the passenger side door.
"Where have you been for the past ten minutes, here I have been waiting for ya?" "Hey, I can't help it if I have to use the bathroom." "Oh god! just get on in..." Kurt hopped into the seat as Hunter drove off. Triple H couldnt believe it, 'he had to go to the bathroom!' Man, first Vince was drunk getting laid for the first time in like a century and now this! Could this day get any worse?
"Hey, you think we can stop by and get something to eat?...I am hungry as hell!" Kurt asked as he glanced at an annoyed Hunter...maybe hunter was wrong...it could get worse...and it just did.
"EAT? You want to eat at a time like this? Come on, Kurt, you eat like a god damn horse for crying out loud! Hell, any more food and you would probably be neighing-or even worse-mooing in the barn stall!" "What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you calling me fat?" Hunter waited for a few moments before answering...
"No...I am just saying..."
"You know what? I am just here just because you asked me to be...I don't know what the hell you wanted me here for but still..I can leave if you want me to-" "No, dont, I got the call from Shane telling me that you wondered if Shawn was still at Titan Towers...well that is now a strong possibility because as it turns out, no one even saw he or Bret leaving...so I figured you would like to come along...and maybe help me find him..."
"See, I knew there was something in it for you...! Alright, but still, I am really hungry..." Kurt looked over at him with pleading eyes once again...Hunter sighed with agitation.
"God, didn't you get anything to eat in the hotel room? That is what ROOM SERVICE is for..." "Oh, I didn't know that...I thought it meant something else, but you know, trying to not be a hog once again..." "OK SHUT UP! I really did not need to know that! Alright. You want food, you got it...where to?"
-20 Minutes Later-
"Hey, you wanted something to eat! You wanted food, damn you!" Hunter growled as he spun the wheels once again. The snow had been falling at such a fast rate, that they got stuck within Wendy's parking lot in less than five minutes.
"Hey, you're the rich guy in the company with a 'big oversized prized Truck'! Some prized truck, huh?"
"Kurt...just..." "I know, shut up, Kurt, shut up...I gotchya, but still, your truck is nothing but trash! Where did you get this thing anyways? The Toys R Us store down town?"
"No...umm..." Triple H almost felt ashamed to say it, he knew what would be coming if he told, "I got it from Steph's driveway..." He winced for a second as Kurt began to chuckle.
"HAHAHAHAA! You're kidding right? Stephanie's truck? This is Steph's truck?" He waited for a few moments in silence. "Man oh man you've done it now, Hunter! What the hell would Stephanie know about trucks and how to choose one that would actually work in snow? Is it any wonder!"
"Well, I guess so, get out and help me push..." Hunter shut off the engine as he waited for Kurt to react. "You want me, the olympic medalist, to push some crummy toy truck?" "ITS NOT A TOY!"
"Well, obviously if we are sitting in it, but still..."
"Just come out and help me Kurt! God damn!" Hesitantly, both men got out of their seats and began to push the truck out of the parking lot...
-Meanwhile-
"Want to play hide and go seek?" Maria suggested with a smile plastured upon her face. Shawn and Bret just sat still upon the floor of the main hallway. Why on earth did she want to play some kid's game at a time like this?
"Hide and Seek? Maria...what is wrong with you?" Bret asked as he gritted his teeth. "Well, I love to play that game...it's my favorite to play..." Maria twisted her fingers around her hair as Bret sighed. Here he was, with Shawn, the hypicrit of the century, and the dumbest Diva the world at that particular moment had to offer!
"What Bret?" Shawn asked out of the blue. "It will help to pass the time..." Wow, a full grown man, asking to play hide and go seek? Was this night getting nuts or what?
"Fine...let's go play Hide and seek...who is it?" He waited for a moment, he had wanted Shawn to be it, and so did Maria, so Shawn was the one to go first. He hid behind a corner of a hall as the two others found spots to hide in. Maria behind a closet-like door, and Bret within an office. There was no Time outs or bases, they basically didn't care who all got tagged, but the rules had been-who had gotten tagged first was the next one to do the counting.
"...1...2...3..."-Shawn was supposed to count to 50 before he could start the search...47 counts later, he was on his way to find his first victim...
"Tag!" Shawn tagged on Maria's shirt within the next few seconds, since Maria thought that Shawn had already tagged Bret. It was just like her to assume such things...that poor woman.
"YAY I GOT TAGGED BY SHAWN! OH MY GOSH! WOW!" She kissed the part of her shirt that he had tagged moments earlier as Bret came out of his hiding spot...
"Ok, Maria,...next time you are hiding, stay there!" Bret had thought that was obvious but to Maria, he should have known-nothing was to be assumed obvious. Then he came up with a plan...he wanted to lose her so bad right at that moment...because to him, she was just getting annoying...so he planned that as she was counting, he would leave his hide out spot and go elsewhere, leaving her and shawn there, and find a way out of this place by himself...he seemed sure of himself that it would be able to work with these two boneheads...so he schemed out his plan and attempted to make his escape...but not before getting spotted by Shawn first.
"Hey...psst! Bret, where are you going?" "Oh, me," Bret hesitated, "oh I am going to the rest room, I'll be right back..." Bret then ran the opposite direction as Shawn remained still, waiting for Maria to make it to 50 alright.
"...49...umm...50? Ready or not, here I come!" She pranced around and within a few moments, found Shawn hiding behind the door to her right. After she tagged him and cheered for several moments, both called out to Bret to let him know the next game was about to begin. Although they had been unaware that Bret was long gone...
"Bret! Hey, you can come out now..." Maria called out. Shawn sighed and rolled his eyes-he knew that little cheap skate would pull something off like this!
"Damn
it! Bret where are you?" Shawn looked around but still no sign
of him...it had been just what he had suspected, that little bugger
went out to leave them both there. What a son of a gun! He shrugged
his shoulders as they both searched for Bret. This was indeed going
to be a long night...
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