Juicy: ...
HnA: Don't even start ya damn slacker.
Juicy: How am I-
HnA: What'd I say? raises threatening fist
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I Won't Forget
By Hentai no Ai
Notes
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"Leave her alone, Chio." Kagome let out a sigh of relief as the hands and the mysterious object disappeared.
"Damn, I was just messing with her, Shippo. You don't have to act all Kouga on us now," He said with a grin, displaying his sharp canines. "That is, unless you have a claim on this beauty."
Make me sound like an object, why don't you? Kagome silently asked him with a fuming glare. She then looked over to Shippo, who had hidden an evil look (poorly, I might add) in his eyes. Great...
"As a matter of fact I do," He said and instantly found his way to her side, wrapping his arm around her shoulder. "Isn't that right, 'Gome?"
I should have seen this coming, damnit! Kagome let out a sigh while rolling her eyes to the heavens and nodded gravely.
Chio and Miroku's jaws dropped, then cried out in unison, "This is unbelievable! The runt has a girl before us?"
"Kagome, how could you?" Kouga had a forlorn look on his face. He and the rest of the guys had made their way to the ground, realizing that if they didn't hang around Kagome they'd be missing out on a lot of insane things to laugh at. "I thought... I thought ("Don't strain yourself," Inuyasha mocked, Kouga unaware of this went on) we had something. What about all those times we had together?"
Kagome's eye twitched as she watched Inuyasha fall over laughing along with Shippo. Everyone but Sesshoumaru started snickering, merely shaking his head at the wolf demon. Kagome hit Kouga with an incredulous stare. "Kouga," She said his name soflty as if he were a child. "I think you need a psychiatrist. I just met you an hour ago and you have some weird thought in your head that I'd actually go out with you. No, gone out with you. You must be delusional! Cry me a river!"
His bottom lip started trembling and his eyes began to water. OH. MY. GOD. Kagome watched him with wide eyes as he did exactly that. "Why does everyone have to be so mean to me? I mean I thought I was I good guy! God, what did I do?"
Kouga wasn't the only one crying, Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku and Chio all had tears of mirth running down their faces. Sesshoumaru had gone back into the rather large tree house in an attempt to get away from the madness that seemed to connect itself to every situation Kagome was thrown in.
Kagome stood there baffled, puzzled, perplexed even. However you put it she was confused at the idiots' behavior. "When I get married, I'm getting a hysterectomy," She said.
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"Class welcome our new student Kagome Higurashi!" It was her fifth introduction that day. Every boy in the room leered at her while the girls glared, obviously not liking the shift of attention from themselves to the new girl. "Please take a seat at the desk next to Sango in the back." Kagome looked at the spot to see a girl with long brown hair and brown eyes with some pink eye shadow sitting in the seat next to the only empty seat in the room.
She looks nice, She thought as she made her way over.
As she soon as she sat, she began focusing on the teacher's droning and didn't notice the girl trying to get her attention.
A note landed on her desk. It read, 'Hey, your name's Kagome, right? I saw you with Inuyasha earlier today, do you know Miroku, too?'
Kagome looked at the girl who and turned her attentions to the teacher after she wrote back 'Yeah, why?'
'Because I'm head over heels, deep in love with that lecherous asshole, but you don't need to know that I've known him since I was 6 and have been infatuated with him just as long.' Kagome raised an eyebrow at the pitiful excuse of erasing Sango attempted and chose to write over with a simple, 'Just a little.'
Kagome replied, 'Ok, do you want to eat lunch with me? I'm supposed to meet them and the rest of their loser friends in the cafeteria and I don't want to stand around by myself.'
' Sure, I normally just hang out in the library.' Sango didn't realize how sad that looked on paper.
'Yay! I've got a new friend! You don't have to answer this but, do you think Miroku's cute?' Kagome asked her, knowing it'd probably get her flustered as an idea popped into her head.
'No! Why would you ask me an insane question like that? Of course I don't think he's cute! Who would think a guy who hangs over every single girl he sees like a damn plauge and then gropes their butt until it's sore is cute?'
'Uh okay. But whatever, here I thought I was going to be stuck with a bunch of perverts as my only friends for the rest of the year! You're a lifesaver, Sango! How can I repay you? Hmm, I know, I'll hook you and Miroku up!'
'Uh no, that's oooookay! Your friendship is enough.'
The bell for lunch rang as soon as Kagome finished reading Sango's last response and she looked up at her with a smile. "Inuyasha is probably waiting for me, come on."
"Mmmhmm," was Sango's reply. She wondered if this new girl could actually increase her basically nonexsistent chances with Miroku.
"Sango?" Kagome turned to look at her. Sango didn't seem like the monosyllabic type, and she was right. The look on her face was a dead give away to her thoughts. The lovesick-girl-pondering-her-chances-look, she'd seen it many times, mostly during the flu season in elementary school and then an hour or so after her friends tried out the mystery meat at lunch in school. Kagome wasn't going to lie to herself, most of the time she was only half right at guessing who was lovesick. Being correct only in regards of the sick part since most the people she tried to hook up should have been quarantined with whatever contagious or foul smelling 'disease' they had. But by the time she entered high school she knew was right by at least three percent more than she was in the fifth grade.
So of course she had to be right now, especially since Sango had (quite poorly) tried to hide her declaration of love for the darker haired debaucherous twin.
"Mmmhmm."
"Heh..."
"Mmmhmm." Sango was oblivious to the grin Kagome had. The taijya in training was in her own little world.
"Do you love Miroku, Sango?" Kagome asked her as they came up to the group of guys that waited for her.
"Mmmhm- What!" Unfortunately for Sango, Miroku was there, his ears and eyes wide open, to hear her unintentional answer.
"Ah, another admirer!" Miroku was quick to wrap her up in a tight embrace that had her flushed.
"Damn you, devil's spawn!" Sango hissed to Kagome, her face torn between showing her aggravation that a girl she'd just met had decided to play matchmaker and do what she wouldn't even attempt after 11 years or her happiness that the hentai's attention was on her for once.
Inuyasha took notice of this, "Kagome." Inuyasha watched them, knowing Kagome had a penchant for hooking people up even if the only evidence of their attraction was a quick glance in the other person's general direction. It was something he remembered her doing since the day she found out what like like and love were.
"What?" She gave him an innocent look as she began walking away towards what she hoped was the direction of the cafeteria.
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AN: I find this whole situation going on here to be quite fudgey. What that means, I don't know.
Juicy: Dumbass...
Inu-chan: I must agree
HnA: Go fuck yourselves