AN: Blah blah blah, this is so much fun. I've just edited three chapters of this story and now I'm onto four. I know I won't be doing any work like this anytime soon so what the hell! Why not just burn myself out in one random ass Sunday in October 2 double 0 6.

J-Boi: Lay off the crack

HnA: NEVER!!!!

Anyways,

Here's the next chapter!

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I Won't Forget
By Hentai no Ai
You Idiot

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Kagome stared out the window and onto the beautiful scenery of the blue sky meeting the tops of the hundreds of trees that made up the forest from her spot in the same leather couch she'd woken up in the prior week. The tree house was the place one would most likely find her during after school hours.

After her first day, most of which she'd spent avoiding Inuyasha and his completely unnecessary anger at her matchmaking skills, she realized she'd lost all her papers about what bus she needed to get on to get home and so was stuck on the front steps of the school with no clue which direction her house was in. That is, until Miroku, Chio, and Shippo found her sitting there with a completely confused look on her face and offered her a ride home. What she didn't know was when they said home, they meant the mansion that seemed to be stuck in the air.

"You know, you're my girlfriend." Kagome turned to Shippo with a dubious look as he grinned at her, something he had been doing for the past five minutes. It took him a while to realize the daze she'd entered wasn't going to be broken anytime soon unless he actually announced his presence.

"Am I really?" The fleeting smile she gave him was incredulous and he had not missed it.

"Yeah, really!" He said, his grin widening, despite her subtle attempts to discourage whatever she knew he was planning.

She stuck out her bottom lip, put her hand on her chin, and stared at the ceiling as if in deep thought. "I don't think you lying in front of your friends about your relationship with the new girl makes me your girlfriend."

He plopped on the couch next to her, "If I hadn't done that Chio would have done... something! Which means you owe me."

"What? Make me go out with him? No, no worse," She pretended to shudder, her blue eyes shut tightly as she did so. "He would have made me kiss him! Oh the inhumanity!" She raised her eyebrow as she continued. "And exactly what do I owe you?"

"A date. Besides who said he was human." Shippo muttered.

"I'm being sarcastic. Why should I go out with you? I mean, come on! The only reason I nodded is because I really don't like being molested every five seconds!" She screamed at him. The annoyance of that day returning quickly. But when she saw the scared look on his face and how he moved all the way down the couch, her features softened as she sighed. "Look, I'll go out with you, just don't try anything. Okay?"

"Whatever." He said. 'That was the point! Oh well, I tried,' Shippo thought.

"I'm serious." She said in a warning tone.

"Alright, alright." He let out a sigh.

'He's 14, puts on the act of a 3 year old but really has the mind of a perverted 60 year old man. This is ridiculous,' Kagome thought as she watched her 'boyfriend' get up from the couch.

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"I should slap you." Kagome glared at the building in front of them, hoping it would burn down or explode or even run away. Shippo had reminded her the entire day about their date, telling her it was going to be extremely romantic and one she wouldn't soon forget.

"Why? I think this is a great place for a date!" He said, as if it was the most obvious thing ever. But he was right about one thing, Kagome sure wasn't going to forget about this little experience anytime soon.

"Well, I think you should stop thinking!" Kagome said, her voice a notch away from a scream. Her temper had long since been lost as he'd fed her the directions, not being able to drive himself, and they wound up in the parking lot of a supermarket.

"I can't do that! How could I get through school?"

"With your magical stupid-genius abilities." Kagome said flatly as she jumped out of his jeep, why he even had his own form of transportation when he was only 14 was beyond her but she still appreciated being able to act like it was hers.

"What?" Kagome dragged the inane kitsune into the store after sending him a flat look.

"What are we going to do in here? Buy food?"

"Not a bad idea, Kagome!" The look she sent him was a clear mix of her thoughts, violence and confusion. She wasn't sure she if should knocked him out or admit him to the psychiatric ward in the local hospital.

He looped his arm through hers and proceeded to skip through the aisles with Kagome next to him looking suicidal. Or homicidal, whichever she decided on first.

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After Shippo had picked up two cartfuls of gum, he pushed them towards the cash register, a look of glee on his face. Kagome just followed him, shaking her head. She didn't even bother to question what he was doing anymore. After he had tried to blow up all the bags of flour by igniting them with his fox fire, she'd decided that whatever was wrong with him was probably contagious (Chio showed all the signs of Insanus Kitsunus Syndrome), and so wasn't going to take her chances or ruin what little reputation she had by standing within 10 feet of him.

"Kagome?" She looked up to see a girl with sandy blonde hair, the ends of her long locks looked as if they were dipped into black ink, her eyes were red and shining brightly to match the smile she was giving to Kagome.

"Kirara!" She ran up to the shorter girl and pulled her into a hug

"Oh my God! Kirara?" Kagome exchanged 'Oh my God!'s and 'I missed you!'s with the girl who happened to be working the register Shippo decided to pull the carts up to. Her slightly large red apron made it obvious that it was her job, there were a handful of people milling about the store wearing the same thing.

"Kagome!" The childish frown that formed on her lips as she crossed her arms made Kagome smile. Kirara had been her close friend until she started going to a different school, they barely saw each other before she moved but when they did they would always make sure to catch up. Kirara was one person she could talk to about anything, she was extremely sweet except when it came to her problem solving. It was to find whoever was responsible for it and simply drop kick them in their face. "Why did you move? We all miss you!" Kirara announced to all but the entire store.

"Kirara, stop screaming," Kagome told her with a laugh. "My grandfather is sick so we moved over here to help him out. Its really quiet but its not too bad." Even though grandpa is senile and destroys any peaceful moment with his stories. She added in her mind.

"Oh, well that's cool, I guess. Who's your friend?" Kirara finally noticed Shippo, who was trying to steal all the gum next to her register.

'Trying' being the keyword there.

"Wha'?" He said, his mouth full of gum.

"You're an embarrassment to gum chewers everywhere." Kagome said rolling her eyes.

"No! You're a cutie!" Kirara said all ditzy, getting a smirk from Shippo.

"Oh dear God, not you, too!" Kagome's face was contorted into a look akin to horror.

"Wha's 'ong wi' 'oo Ka'ome?" Wait a second! I could get these two together! To hell with whoever said opposites attract, Kagome thought about the logic as a bright smile appeared on her face once agian. The level of eccentrics she just knew the two were going to display would most likely cancel each other out... Or just build to a mountain of lunacy that would definitely drive whatever creature within their sight or hearing shot completely insane.

That might suck, so I think I should take my leave now. "Shippo, can I borrow your car?"

"'Ure Ka'" He said, just beginning to spit out the gum. He handed her the keys and watched her go all out in a full blown sprint towards the green jeep.

"Wonder what's wrong with her." He said absently as he heard the tires screech against the asphalt.

"Probably can't handle the heat." Kirara said licking her lips and giving Shippo a suggestive look.

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AN: Damn, this story is just bonkers

J-Boi: Reminds me of someone...

HnA: I have a cow and I'm not afraid to use it

J-Boi: What?

HnA: Heh heh, don't worry about it