AN: It's 4, 5(I just keep going and going and going and going and- oh! I beat the energizer bunny!) in the morning and I'm still as hyper as I was when I first popped those oh-so-innocent Sour Skittles in my mouth this afternoon. I've tried just about everything to tire myself out, dancing, singing, jumping, screaming my head off, and the list goes on. So I thought since I haven't updated in a while I might as well now.
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I Won't ForgetHospital
Inu-Chan
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A man with graying brown hair walked up to three teenagers in the waiting area. The first to take notice was the girl, but she turned her head away and let out a growl of disgust making the silver haired boy next to her look in his direction. "Are you Chio's doctor?"
The doctor whose nametag read: Dr. Shibata nodded his head and began explaining the situation to them, "Mr. Houshi's (A mysterious snort was heard) arm has been broken in three places (Now a snicker...). He's going to be in a cast for quite a while (The snicker has turned into an evil shrilly laugh that's scaring everyone away from the delusional raven haired girl). Do you want to see him?"
Inuyasha, ignoring her protests of "No!"s and "I hoped he was dead (okay, that's not really a protest but its funny, right?)"s, dragged Kagome along with Kouga to Chio's room.
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GASP! "HENTAI!" SLAP!, Is what they heard once they reached outside his room. A disgruntled, blushing nurse walked out and slammed the door and ran like (I shouldn't say this but I am) she was Jaken seeing Sesshomaru naked, and 'inviting' ( it's disgusting but hey, do what you gotta do).
They all gave each other knowing glances.
Kagome had an extreme personality change. "Oh hello Chio," She walked to his side. "Are you ok? I hope you're not hurt too badly." Sarcasm.
"Strange how YOU'RE the one who put me in this predicament, hm?"
---Flashback---
Inuyasha and Kouga ran into the living room to see Kagome standing over Chio, who was screaming in pain, with an evil glint in her eyes.
"Why the HELL is his arm like that?" Kouga screamed at what looked like a hanger with flesh attached to Chio's body.
"Because he's a complete hentai and should learn no means no!"
Kouga and Inuyasha looked at each other, then towards the direction Kagome stomped of in, then at the squirming, unattended Chio, and slowly shook their heads with sighs.
---End Flashback---
"Oh, sorry about that." She cocked her head in a weird, creepy way that made her look crazier than she was acting. "But please do tell me how you managed to run that nurse off. No wait let me guess, you told her how your imaginary little sister was being pushed around by that gang, what was it? Oh yes! Make Believe, and you had a brave, chivalrous victory when you fought!" She glared at all three of them as she saw the surprised look cross their features. "You all make me sick, especially you, Chio." She kept her gaze lingering on him. He gave her a grin and said, "As much as I would love hearing a beautiful woman scream out my name at 2 in the morning," He smirked as he watched Kagome lunge at him, and get pulled back. "I need my beauty rest."
"I can help you with that, I can put you in a coma!" She screamed at him, but then stopped and her eyes widened. 2 o' clock?, She thought. "Oh my god, Inuyasha! Give me your keys!"
Inuyasha exchanged glances with Kouga, "You do know we ran him over here?"
"Aw crap." Her head dropped, but then she rose again with a grin. "How fast can you run?"
Inuyasha didn't like the look he was getting.
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"Mush, doggy, mush!" Kagome was riding on Inuyasha's back as he ran to the super market Kagome 'forgot' Shippo.
"Kagome, I swear to god if you don't stop I just might drop you." He said with a growl.
She in her bliss didn't notice (or is it didn't care? snort), "What's wrong, Spot?" She grinned.
He growled. But lucky for her they'd already arrived at their destination.
"Now Kagome," He looked at her angrily. "What exactly is the point of us coming here?"
"To get him," She answered without hesitation and a bright smile.
Inuyasha suddenly had a huge vein showing near his temple and his eyebrow was twitching. "Kagome, doesn't your friend have a car?"
She nodded her smile still on her lips.
"Don't you think she would drop him home?" He screamed.
She frowned at him, "Don't get mad at me! You should have thought of that before!"
He didn't just face fault, did he?
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AN: After keeping you guys waiting so long I end up writing a short chapter. DAMNIT! At first I was all hyper and this freakin' writing got my brain conked out! DAMN THOSE EVIL SKITTLES AND THEIR SALTY GOODNESS! It's 6 now and I can't think of anything else. I hope this chapter isn't too disappointing... Anyway, enough self-pity. I tried to add as much humor as I could, though that would be kinda hard at this time since I'm engrossed in watching my favorite turtle Franklin. He he he Noggin rules at 6:30 in my mind. gasp 0o0 MAISY! I HAVE TO GO AND WATCH MY FAVORITETEST SHOW IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
Oh yeah and that stuff with Sesshomaru and Jaken... I think that's sick but we ALL know that Jaken is gay. I mean Sesshomaru has killed him and that little baboon ass still stays with him. That's loyalty AND a FOBIDDEN LOVE DAMNIT, FORBIDDEN!
Flame me and I'll be sure to light my torch and leave a trail to your house. MU HU HA HA HA HA HA!
Yes, I've lost my mind and my radar has gone haywire.
