Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, though I own the idea for this story. I also own the first YGO graphic novel. Yay.
Warnings: Massive (humorous) character death, and random insanity!
A/N: Hello Readers! Are you ready to rock... I mean, read?
My second Yu-Gi-Oh! Random Insanity fic (not counting the deleted Poor Yami), this story is absolutely, well... random and insane. It will focus mostly on Kaiba. :D
Enjoy, and please review!
Kaiba's Interesting Day
It was a nice, sunny morning in the town of Domino, Japan. All was quiet at the mansion of teenage billionaire Seto Kaiba, when a sudden explosion rocked the mansion and Seto came stumbling out, coughing and looking quite singed.
"Whooo... That's the last time I try cooking with nitroglycerin..." he muttered. "Hey Mokuba, you okay?"
Seto's younger brother ran out the front door, his hair and clothes on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAH! BIG BROTHER, HELP ME!"
"Mokuba! I'll save you!" Seto yelled, grabbing his brother and tossing him into a nearby fountain. Mokuba screamed as the fountain burst into flame.
"Whoops..." Seto mumbled. "Forgot I filled that fountain with gasoline..."
A security guard called 9-1-1, and a few moments later the area was swarming with fire trucks and ambulances. As the paramedics pulled Mokuba's charred corpse out of the blasted fountain, Seto turned and started walking down the street.
"Think I'll go for a nice mid-morning stroll!" he exclaimed cheerfully, striding down the sidewalk with a big grin, gi-normous white trenchcoat billowing out behind him.
Seto wandered around town, occasionally glancing into shop windows.
"Hmm...what to do..."
He turned the corner, and as he was nearning the arcade, Seto bumped into none other than his arch-rival Yami. Literally.
"OWWW! Hey, watch it!" Yami cried out as he fell to the pavement. He looked up and immediately recognized the person who had run into him. "Kaiba!"
"Yami."
"KAIBA!"
"YAMI!"
"Mai!" Mai Valentine yelled suddenly, leaping out from inside a dumpster.
"Get outta here, Mai!" Seto screamed, thwacking her with his briefcase.
"I'M BLASTING OFF AGAIN!" Mai screeched as she went flying into the sky, where she collided with a passenger jet, sending it crashing into Mt. Fuji. Mai continued up into outer space, eventually burning to nothing as she neared the Sun.
"Now that that's taken care of, I challenge you to a duel!" Yami exclaimed.
"Fine! Who goes first?" Seto asked, while nearby, Ryou Bakura walked out of the arcade. Ryou watched interestedly as the two began arguing.
"You go!" Yami commanded.
"No, YOU go!" Seto countered.
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"You go!"
"What's going on?" Tea Gardner asked, walking up beside Ryou. With her were Joey Wheeler and Tristan Taylor.
"They're trying to figure out who makes the first move." Ryou explained.
"Didn't they flip a coin?"
"No."
"Why not?" Tea wondered.
"They can't decide who should flip it." Ryou said.
"You go!" Yami screamed.
"You go!" Seto screamed back.
"YOU GO!"
"YOU GO!"
"YOU GO!"
"YOU GO!"
"Hey, guys, instead of duelin', how 'bout we all go to the beach?" Joey asked, stepping between the two rivals. Both of them punched Joey, who was knocked into the street, where an 18-wheeler promptly ran him over.
"Ouch..." Tristan muttered, wincing. After glancing around carefully, he, Tea, and Ryou walked into the road and scraped Joey's remains off of the asphalt. They tossed his flattened body into the dumpster that Mai had been hiding in.
"Let's all take poor Joey's advice and go to the beach!" Tristan suggested.
"YAY!" the other two yelled happily.
"Hmm...should we get Yugi to join us?" asked Tea.
They all thought for a moment.
"Nah!" they exclaimed in unison, flinging off their clothes to reveal swimsuits already on, and ran off in the direction of the coast.
Yami and Seto had kept arguing this whole time, their voices becoming increasingly hoarser as time wore on.
"You...go..." Yami panted, struggling to remain on his feet.
"You...go...ugh..." Seto mumbled, collapsing from exhaustion.
"Hah...! I win...!" Yami proclaimed triumphantly, then fell over. A stray meteorite came hurtling down, crashing directly on top of Yami. Seto was unharmed. He stood up and blinked at the smoking space-rock.
"...cool." Seto remarked, straightening his coat, picking up his briefcase, and continuing down the road.
Meanwhile...
"Ahhhh! This is so nice!" Tea exclaimed, closing her eyes and smiling as the sea-breeze blew gently.
"Yeah, it's great!" Tristan agreed, stretching out on a beach towel and soaking in the sun's warm rays.
"I think I'll go for a swim," said Ryou. "Either of you want to join me?"
"No, thanks," Tea declined.
"Me either," Tristan said. "I wanna work on my tan..."
"Alright then. See you in a bit!" Ryou called out, walking into the surf. The ocean water felt pleasantly cool on this hot day.
Suddenly, screams erupted from beach-goers as a humongous sea monster rose up out of the water. Tea and Tristan, along with everyone else who had been at the beach then, ran for their lives. Poor Ryou wasn't fast enough, though, and the sea monster swallowed him in one bite. It burped, and disappeared back under the waves.
"Man, that sucks..." Tristan remarked from the safety of the parking lot, as Tea nodded solemnly in agreement.
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Hoo-boy, talk about crazy! xD
Please don't flame me for the character deaths (I happen to be a huge fan of Joey, Yami, and Ryou). It just adds to the random insanity! n.n;;
I think I was kind of influenced by a couple stories written by Lady of the Wolves, namely The ProJoey Story and The YuGiOh! Christmas ProEveryone Story. So If you don't mind more character death, go read 'em:D
Tell me what you think in your reviews, please. I may put in guest characters, so if you want to have a chance at being in this fic, send a description of your character.
Ja ne!