AN: Er... I am so sorry! I would have updated earlier but my computer hasn't been working all that well, either the internet won't work or I can't get into Microsoft Word. There is way too much crap on this computer. Anyway, I am so very much (that is very wrong grammar) happy to say that my buddy Ruby(27) and I are writing a story together. Of course, it's going to take a while since I wrote most of the first chapter and she's supposed to write the second chapter. Problem is she's kind of insecure about that since she's never really written a story and showed to anyone.

Inu-chan: You, on the other hand, were writing short stories since you were like 7.

Juicy: Let us all remind her that it was technically a Rugrat fanfiction-

J-Boi: And that she seems to think that someone from Nickelodeon Studios broke in her house and stole the story since she's seen an episode just like it and has yet to find the story again.

HnA: You know, they didn't need to know all of that.

Juicy: I don't see you denying it.

HnA: It's true, so what!

Inu-chan: All of you need to shut up so we can get on with this chapter, this damn Author's Note is probably going to be longer than the flippin' chapter!

HnA: Damn, chill...

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I Won't Forget
By Hentai no Ai
Creepy Girl

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This was just weird.

This Kikyo-person, who happened to be paler than your average ghost, louder than a screeching banshee (as annoying, too), and almost an exact replica of Kagome, was gazing at Inuyasha with nothing but adoration in her big (ugly) brown eyes.

"WHAT THE FU-"She launched herself at Inuyasha as he started cursing. "GET YOUR DISGUSTING- MMMMMMHHHHHHHNNN!"

Kagome just stood there, watching Inuyasha struggle as the very unhealthy looking girl smothered him with kisses. She would have laughed if it weren't for the fact that it was INUYASHA who was being attacked by what she liked to call a Rabid Fangirl.

Kagome was somewhat scared for her and Inuyasha's life. She once encountered one of these girls when she went to a movie premiere as a grand prize from some show. It was terrible, the star of the show was knocked unconscious when a girl jumped over the rope with amazing Olympic-like abilities and started hugging (more like suffocating) him. She tried to get her off, considering security was trying to fend off the other hopping Rabid Fangirls, but the girl turned on her.

Kagome didn't even try to hit back, she probably would have been killed. The girl's nails were razor sharp and she tried to claw her eyes out. Kagome was saved when another grand prize winner kicked the girl off her (no point in trying to talk these things out) with an extremely large combat boot. Those girls were so creepy.

So Kagome surveyed the situation, help him and get clawed to death? Or sit back and watch as her first love is mauled by this... person. There wasn't much of a choice.

Fifteen Minutes Later

How she got it, no one knew, but Kagome stood there with a gigantic fire hose and was still spraying all that water on Kikyo. But no one really seemed to mind as the girl was beginning to disintegrate under all that water pressure... or rather her clothes were beginning to disintegrate. The cheering stopped pretty damn quick as people began to realize that.

"AGH! TURN AWAY! TURN AWAY!" Kikyo rose, with mascara somehow still trailing down her face and she looked like Frankenstein's bride after taking a swim with some hungry sharks. (I doubt even they would eat Clay Pot- er I mean Kikyot... oops! Kikyo, Kikyo. I meant Kikyo!) Her bottom lip started quivering (faking biatch...) and she looked at Inuyasha with (still faking) sad eyes (Can't expect much from a fakin' hater, huh?), "Are you going to let them treat me like this, Inu-baby?" She started toward him.

"RUN AWAY FROM THE LIVING DEAD!" Two random people screamed out, snickering. I mean come on, wouldn't you?

Considering not everyone was watching this delightful little scene, not everyone knew that the two were joking, so of course as the author would have it all hell broke loose. And also considering that these supposed random people were really the well-known perverted twins, they took advantage of the situation and sneaked into the female staff locker rooms (not everyone was stupid enough to believe the outburst).

Inuyasha ran like hell when Kikyo kept walking towards him, he had to grab Kagome, too, just in case she was influenced by the obsessed (or just possessed) girl from too much exposure to... it.

Several minutes later only 10 people were still in the carnival, Miroku and Chio, Kikyo (remaining untouched by either twin disgusted by the thought of being near her even for a second, they would never even think to do something like touch her), 3 male staff members and four female.

"Come on, take it off..." Miroku was hiding in one of the unused lockers with his brother in the one beside him.

"God, she's ugly, though!" Chio looked at the girl with a face.

"Have you ever seen her in a bikini?" Miroku turned his head to the hole in between the lockers and smirked at Chio, "Pure heaven."

"I'll believe when I see it." Chio huffed as he stared at the ugly girl who had an unbelievable set of legs.

"Oh, don't get mad because Kagura isn't working here anymore."

Chio nearly fell out of the locker, "WHAT!"

All men and women (young and old) that have been suspicious that they were being peeped on when they were changing listen carefully for any light sounds that were out of place. But that is very hard to do with a bunch of your friends cackling and babbling on like a bunch of idiots (no matter the quantity of your buddies, they are still like loud crows), but these girls were pretty damn lucky to have Mr. Loud Mouth and his brother with him.

Aside from the loud screech, Chio had leaned too hard on the rusty locker, making it fall over. Now people remember that most lockers are connected and the ones across are very close, thus there was a domino effect. The lockers Chio and Miroku fell back, hit the ones behind it, then those fell and hit the lockers behind it, and so on.

Too bad for the elder staff member Kaede... or maybe too bad for them. She was the closest to their lockers and nearly had a heart attack while half- naked. Just as Chio kicked open his locker after much frustrating banging, the little old lady landing on him with her chest on him.

His eyes were closed but everyone else in the room, including Miroku, stared in horror as he grabbed the closest thing to him. (Mind all you sick bastards that think this isn't from experience, you are so wrong, I have absolutely no idea what those... those... things feel like)

Squish!

What the hell was that? Chio opened his eyes and gazed at his hand and blinked repeatedly in shock as the disgusting old woman's breast flopped around in his hand.

His mouth opened, but no sound came out other than chopped breaths (it's like the sound that comes out of your mouth when you're shuddering) as he began shaking viciously.

"Chio, just let go, get up, and we'll never speak of this, okay?" Miroku knew his brother well, and this was not the time for him to start spazzing out.

Chio looked at him like he was crazy, as his eyes widened, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN!" He jumped up from under Kaede and saw her staring at him with a creepy, yet happy look on her face. He put his hands on his head and started shaking even more.

"What I mean is, if you just come on I'll make sure this gets out to no one."

Chio looked at him again, twitching uncontrollably, "It wouldn't matter! I've been scarred for life! I'm staying away from women for the rest of my life! Forget this, I'm becoming a monk!" Miroku almost laughed when his brother said that, but the look on his face was serious, though a little delirious.

CLANG!

Chio suddenly fell over to reveal none other than Sago with an extremely large frying pan in her hands.

"Oh thank kami-sama!" Miroku went to his unconscious brother and gave Sango a pleased stare.

She just shook her head and began helping him drag Chio out the locker room, "He's going to need a lot of sleeping pills after this."

"I know."

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AN: I could end it here, but nope! I'm going on! This shall be thine longest chapter! Word-wise anyway...

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Inuyasha was running, with Kagome on his back, towards their tree house until he saw Kouga's car parked outside and thought against it. He was probably in there with his girlfriend, so he ran a little farther than the forest and past Kagome's house to his family's house.

It was much bigger than Kagome's home, shit it was a mansion! The exterior was a cream color with an extremely large dark brown double door, with a few columns going around the house.

"Oh my goodness," Kagome stared wide-eyed at the building then she looked back at Inuyasha. "Is this your house?"

"My parents house, I don't come here a lot."

"Why not?" Last Kagome checked, Inuyasha had the best parents she'd ever met.

"Because, I spend most of my time with you." Kagome smiled as he set her down to enter the house. He rang on the doorbell and a butler answered the door.

"Hello, Master Inuyasha. Your parents are out at the moment." He stepped aside to let them in. After he took their jackets Inuyasha gave him a reproachful stare.

"Myouga, how many times do I have to tell you to stop calling me that?"

"184, counting that, sir."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and mumbled incoherently, then remembering about Kagome he said, "This is Kagome, Kagome this is Myouga." He's the head butler around here."

"Nice to meet you," Kagome smiled shyly as they shook hands.

"Ah, what lovely manners!" Myouga gave Inuyasha a small glare. "You could learn a lot form this girl."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes again, "I know."

"Well, I'm sure you two are hungry at such an hour. I'll get the cook to get something for you."

Inuyasha nodded after saying, "Make sure it's light and bring it to my room."

"Myouga's really nice," Kagome said as they made their way up the large, elegant staircase to his old room.

"Don't you think he looks like the monopoly guy though?" He smiled when he heard her giggle.

"Yup."

Inuyasha led her past a few doors and finally stopped at one on his right. He opened the door to reveal a room painted in a vibrant red with splashed of gold here and there. Kagome stood in the doorway with her mouth open as she stared at the contents of the room.

"It's not that serious, Kag." Inuyasha pulled her to his bed as he went to get his remote off the entertainment system. Kagome looked around and saw all the games and game systems in his room. She also spotted a red (of course) electric guitar. It looked very expensive and had a few flames painted on it. As he flopped back against some pillows on his wall, Kagome asked Inuyasha, "Do you play?"

He looked at the guitar for a short while before answering, "Yeah, I know a couple of songs." He waited for her to ask to hear him play, but instead she said, "Maybe you can play for me someday."

He flicked on the large screen tv (What? You can't blame me for giving them all the luxurious things, now can you?) and held Kagome close as they began watching a horror flick.

"What an idiot!" Kagome was laughing as the girl ran up the stairs even though she had a perfect chance to get out the house, into her car, and straight to the police station.

"I just don't get it, the girls in the movies are always watching horror movies and they see they girl die when she goes up the stairs and they do the exact thing." Inuyasha laughed with her as the man in the mask stabbed the girl repeatedly.

The door burst open, revealing someone with a hockey mask and chainsaw. They stared at each other and did the only reasonable thing to do in these sort of situations.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

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AN: snicker You all know it's funny.

J-Boi: You know, that is true about the girls in the movies, I just don't get it, why don't they ever try going to a neighbor's house or something? Jeez, they really are retarded.

Juicy: Wait, before the chapter started HnA was going to say something about her name.

HnA: Only to you guys, though.

Juicy: Oops!

HnA: I was going to say that because I am hopelessly in love with Miroku I have decided to have my pen name Love of Pervert, even if it's wrong, that's what it's supposed to be anyway. I was also going to say that I am also somewhat a hentai.

J-Boi: It's 'cause your cousins were nice enough to force you to watch it at their house, thus scarring you into perversion.

Inu-chan: Let's not forget all the R-rated fics and those romance novels.

HnA: HEY! The R-rated fics are only R-rated because of language-

Juicy: coughLiarcough

HnA: and that was only once! How the hell was I supposed to know that book meant more than just Room Service!

Inu-chan: Most books with covers that have hearts on them that are not in the Teen Novels section are those kind of books!

HnA: I didn't see those damn labels!

J-Boi: snicker

Juicy: While they battle it out, I will do the review responses.

hanyou33: Thank you!

anime-craziegurl16: I'm so sorry I failed you! fake sob

usagigreenleaf657: That which is done, is done.

Ks-Starshine: I know! They are right?

Shrimple13: No, no, no. She ruins everything. Not almost.

Kitty-Kat Allie: Of course not! That would be like betraying all Inu/Kag fans! What is wrong with you!

Vashies-Girl: It is interesting, I always do that since I'm so special.

She-Devil: I don't remember either. I've had a conversation like this before, nobody could remember what the heck we were talking about.