No such thing
Authors notes: Okay here's an update so happy holidays from me to you!
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Chapter 3: An explanation
" I was born on May 30th 1991" Katy argued.
" You gotta be pullin' our legs" Luke said.
Katy stared at them with a serious look on her face.
" Does this face look like it's lying?" Katy asked simply.
" Yes, it does" Bo taunted.
" Okay, I don't like lying and for a matter of fact it's a sin. It was written in the 10 commandments and if you don't believe that then go read the story of Moses, I'm pretty sure those facts will be there" Katy said in a frustrated.
" You sound like a catholic girl" Bo said in a bored tone.
" Hey! I don't make fun of your religion so in return I ask that you don't make fun of mine and I do sound like a catholic girl because I AM a catholic girl" Katy argued.
" Ummm I don't mean to be rude or anythin' but how the heck did we get from talking about you and then talking about religion?" Daisy asked.
" Well could I try to explain what I think might have happened?" Katy asked.
Bo was about to say something but Jesse cut him off. " Sure" he said.
" Okay, have any of you heard Einstein's theory of time travel or as we all know it as his theory of relativity?" Katy asked.
" Yeah, I did, but what's it got to do anything with you?" Luke asked.
" Well, what I think might have happened was, there was a worm hole where I was walking" Katy explained.
" Worm holes?" Jesse asked.
" Yeah, worm holes is a slang term for time travel" Katy said with a sigh.
" Okay, how does time travel have to do with this?" Luke asked, half believing Katy's story.
" Well, when I left it was November 2005 and ….. Wait what's the date?" Katy asked.
" May,10th ,1979" Daisy said turning back from the calendar.
" 1979!" Katy gasped.
" Like I was saying, I may have walked into what scientists theorize as a Time continuum vortex, they can be anywhere but no one has discovered one yet, much less how to reverse the person from the time they got sucked into" Katy explained.
" So what you're saying that you walked into one of these and you didn't notice it?" Bo asked in a sarcastic voice.
" Bo, like I said, where I come from we still don't have a lot of answers about it, all I know is that if you get stuck in one it will take you to an alternate universe or possibly back into time or ahead of time, we can't be certain because we have no solid evidence that they exist" Katy said.
" So, you're in Hazzard County, Georgia and you're from a totally different area?" Luke asked.
" What I'm about to say may shock you" Katy said.
" In my world there is no such thing as Hazzard County, Georgia, There maybe a Hazzard county somewhere in the united states but where I live it's just a piece of fiction" Katy said.
" Girl, you must have hit your head harder than you thought!" Jesse exclaimed.
Katy decided it would be best if she didn't make eye contact with any of the Dukes for fear of being yelled at.
" Hazzard County is a fictional county made up by Gy Waldren……. As were all of you, you were a popular TV series back in the late 1970's into the mid 1980's" Katy said.
" Now there will be no such nonsense in this house!" Jesse scolded.
" I can prove it to you!" Katy retorted.
" How?" Luke asked.
" Did I have a book bag with me when I came here?" Katy asked.
" Yeah I'll go get it" Luke said.
While Luke went into the spare bedroom ( A/N I know they don't have a spare bedroom but in my story they will) Katy summed up her courage and looked at the Dukes momentarily but then shot her head back down as she saw their cold looks.
" Here" Luke said as he handed her bag to her.
Katy opened up the bag and undid the zipper and searched in the bag for something.
" Ah, here it is" Katy said holding out a textbook.
" Okay, see here's the current president" Katy said as she put the book on the table. She pointed to a man named George W Bush.
Jesse looked up defeated and said " She ain't lyin"
" Uncle Jesse, you can't believe this garbage, can you?" Bo asked.
" I agree with him, Bo, look she was right even the copyright is like she said" Luke replied.
After explaining more about the future and how she had gotten there, Jesse asked her to feed the chickens.
" No way man, I will do a lot things but feeding chickens is not one of them" Katy whined.
" Why not?" Jesse asked.
" Because chickens talk to each other, man, they have connections" Katy said with wide eyes.
" What the heck are you talking about?" Jesse asked.
" Well, when one of my several cousins got married. They got married at a farm and there were chickens and my five year old mind thought it would be cool to pet one, it resulted in the chickens pecking the back of my ankles" Katy shivered.
" You tried to pet a chicken!" Bo asked.
" I was 5, how was I supposed to know that they could hurt you, all I knew about chickens were, and that you eat em', they have feathers and the go ' cluck cluck' and lay eggs" Katy said.
" Well don't try that again" Daisy said.
" Trust me, I don't think I will be petting any chickens anytime soon, I have learned my lesson" Katy said in mock defeat.
" Come on, I'll teach ya and it'll be fun" Luke coaxed.
" Uh uh and stop reminding me about the Texas chainsaw massacre movie" Katy groaned.
" Your mother actually let you watch that?" Jesse asked.
" Yeah, some movies that are rated R now are actually PG-13 in my world" Katy said.
" What do you mean I was reminding you about it?" Luke asked.
" Well when all the people get to that one house, Harold or the guy in the wheelchair comes out of the van and imitates them going " Come on Harold, it'll be fun" and then he sticks his tongue out and starts blowing raspberries at the girl's behind their back" Katy explained
" What do you mean by raspberries?" Jesse asked.
" You put your hands on the side of your head like and a reindeer and then you go like this pllllllttthhhhhtt" Katy said as she blew a raspberry.
All everyone could do was laugh.
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