Title: Drunk and Married
Summery: When Kaiba and Jou wake up in a hotel room their worst nightmare is confirmed. They slept together and not only that but sometime when they were drunk they managed to get hitched! Filing for divorce has never been this hard before. Yaoi.
Warnings: Sexual situations, drinking, swearing
Oh yes I have stolen this idea from a movie that has yet to come out so please enjoy!
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With the covers lying messily on the floor, Jounouchi shivered and rolled into the warmth of the other figure, he snuggled in deeper. When he was finally satisfied he stopped squirming and fell back asleep snoring lightly.
Seto laid on his side half awake with a major headache, he felt the bed shift and little hairs brushed his face, 'it must be Mokuba' he thought tiredly until a scent of alcohol and smoke filled his nostrils his eyes shot open and stared at a mop of blonde hair.
Alcohol.
Smoke.
Naked.
Mutt.
Jounouchi.
Seto shot up, he hadn't, and he couldn't have, where the hell was he? He looked down at his hands and he felt as if he was about to faint, a ring sat on his left finger- his ring finger, he got up pulling the covers with him only to trip and fall with a loud thud.
Jounouchi twitched and opened his eyes, he sat up rubbing his eyes with his right hand while his left hand steadied himself, then realization hit him, he wasn't in his bed not even close. Then looking over the side he saw Kaiba tangled in the bed covers, and a lump in his throat formed.
"Y- you raped me"!
The blue-eyed teen looked up glaring daggers at him, "what the hell are you saying mutt"?
"I was drunk and you took advantage of me"!
He groaned, "it just so happens I was drunk too, now obviously since you can't even afford a pair of shoes let alone a hotel room I suggest you get out".
Jou stared at him eyes wide, "no, I don't even know where my clothes are". Jounouchi winced his head hurt like hell; he went to rub his temple when he noticed something gold on his ring finger. "OH MY GOD! We did not, please tell me we didn't"!
"Wow if I would actually remember what happened I would tell you but I don't". Seto got up from the floor wrapping the covers around his waist. "Now I told you get your clothes and get out".
Jounouchi wrapped the thin sheet around his shoulders as a cape covering his entire body, he moaned in pain, his backside hurt like hell, "I think you did rape me" he muttered.
Seto ignored his comment and went to the washroom with his clothes, 'what the hell happened, I can't be married to that little twerp, wait if I' am, I 'll just file for divorce simple as that'! He smirked; he would be a free man once again.
Jou slipped on his black pants then buttoned up his red dress shirt, he tried to put together the previous night all he could remember was dancing and the few shots he had, nothing that included that bastard Kaiba. He heard the bathroom door creak open but didn't look up, he grabbed his coat and went for the door.
"Were filing for divorce mutt".
Jounouchi smiled and nodded.
"And were to never talk of this ever".
"And what if I do".
The C.E.O frowned. "You won't, end of discussion".
Jounouchi glared at him, "asshole".
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They arrived at a beige pink building that was covered in all sorts of designs; this was where Seto's attorney worked and where they would file for divorce. Seto entered the building followed by a groggily Jou. Seto opened a huge oak door slamming it purposely in Jou's face; the blonde then opened the door and threw Kaiba a dirty look.
"Hello Mr. Kaiba". A women who looked in her early thirties stood up from her desk and smiled at them both and sticking out her hand. "I'm Janis Philips".
Kaiba shook her hand then hit Jounouchi's down; Janis took the hint that the C.E.O was mad, she smiled nervously at the two.
"So what can I help you with today"?
"Do you know if I was married last night"?
She gave him a funny look, "well actually no, but I got a call this morning saying that these documents belonged to you", she opened her desk drawer and handed a brown folder towards him.
Seto opened the folder and looked through the documents, his face paled, they had been married, and it was legal. He gulped and looked up, "I want to file for divorce".
Jou fiddled with his key chain as Seto sorted through the papers, he gazed up at Janis then to the older teen as Seto demanded for a divorce.
"Well do you have your marriage license"? Janis asked while putting on her glasses and motioning for him to give her the papers.
Seto stared at her, "what marriage license"?
"One that you need to have when you're married and then when you file for divorce". She replied while looking over the papers.
"DAMNIT"!
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"It wasn't her fault, you didn't have to go and threaten her". Jou sat on the opposite end of the limo partly because Kaiba was on a warpath almost firing the innocent attorney.
"Shut up you stupid mutt".
"Don't call me a mutt"! Jounouchi then stuck his hands in his coat, his fingers came in contact with something, it felt like a folded piece of paper, he grasped it then pulled it out of his pocket.
Seto curiosity got the better of him for once and glanced over to what the mutt was doing, Jounouchi was a holding a piece of paper, he tried to get a better look when the smaller teen yelled out "I have the marriage license"!
Jounouchi's eyes widened in relief they were about to get a divorce!
"Give me those"!
"No"!
"Now you stupid mutt"!
"Why should I? I could just keep them you know".
Seto growled, he was about to pounce on the blonde when the limo jerked to a halt. They were at Jounouchi's apartment. "You wouldn't dare".
Jounouchi smirked. "Just try me".
TBC
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