Title: Drunk and Married
Summery: When Kaiba and Jou wake up in a hotel room their worst nightmare is confirmed. They slept together and not only that but sometime when they were drunk they managed to get hitched! Filing for divorce has never been this hard before. Yaoi.
Warnings: Sexual situations, drinking, swearing
Chapter: 2
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Seto walked through the glass doors of the Kaibacorp building while checking his cell phone in case he had any new messages especially ones that concerned what happened the previous night. He was already late for work and if that was not enough to piss him off the mutt had the license that would divorce them! But no he went and took it that little twerp.
He went to open his office door when he heard rustling from within, pressing his ear against the door but the sound died. He reached inside his pocket for the gun that he carried around for protection then carefully turned the knob just as the door was flung open from the other side.
"SURPRISE"!
Seto's eyes widened there was a banner on the opposite wall that read 'Congratulations for tying the knot', he felt a lump in his throat. "Oh god", he murmured.
A man with scruffy black hair approached Kaiba with a wide smile, "you got yourself a good one"! He stuck out his hand for Seto to shake, which he did in a dazed stupor.
"You two were so cute together, unexpected really, you just phone out of the blue saying to come down to the church"! She chuckled her weight jiggling with every laugh.
A large gruff looking man shoved a glass of champagne in Seto's hand, "Yeah I agree". He took a sip from his glass, "you should have planned it out more, all you had was a tux and a camera man was it"? He laughed loudly, "oh and Jounouchi just had on some rave party clothes". He paused that carried a confused look on his face "hey why are you here shouldn't you be on your honeymoon or something"?
Seto stared at him, "h-honeymoon"? He clenched his fists together the headache coming back from the morning, "what church it was"?
The plump women pushed some curly brown hairs from her eyes a thoughtful expression on her face, "um I believe it was The Red Rose Church, very nice but a little small for a C.E.O".
"Fuck"! With that the brown-haired teen stormed out of the office slamming the oak doors behind him and leaving stunned co-workers with confused faces.
Seto ran down the steps to where the limo was waiting he got in and slammed the door hard, "Red Rose Church", he demanded. The limo took off, Seto crossed his legs a scowl on his face, 'why did I have to get married and with none other then the mutt himself, if this gets in the tabloids I'll kill every single person who attended the wedding'! He looked down at his hands realizing he still had the ring on; angrily he ripped it off and threw it against the window dividing him and the driver. "Damn you Jounouchi"!
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Jou sat down on his couch and stared at the blank television screen, he had to call someone, he had to know what happened. He had to call someone who wouldn't hold anything back. Analysis time:
Yugi- great guy and all, but he would only tell him the good things and make all the bad things seem ten times worse by procrastinating what he himself wanted to know!
Honda- lets just say he's a perverted man great guy but horny, which makes things twenty times worse because he'll laugh and laugh till the point where you punch him out alas you can't get anything out of him cause he'd be unconscious.
Ryou- quiet and probably wasn't even at the party unless he was a slut underneath and secretly selling himself for money but other then that he probably won't say anything that could be of importance to his situation.
Anzu- to be painfully honest she's the best you can get with the truth, no matter how bad or good you can always count on her to bring you down a few notches when she is telling you what happened or how you look or how you eat. She can also be painfully critical eh.
Then Anzu it was at least she can tell it how it is, Jou picked up the phone stretching out the cord so he could move around a bit, he punched in her number the phone rang a few times before a tired voice answered.
"Hello"?
"Hi Anzu"!
"Jounouchi? What happened to you last night, we were all worried sick, you could have been raped or worse killed! You're supposed to tell us where you're going"!
Blah, Blah, Blah, always can count on Anzu to be the mother of the group as well.
"Anzu, listen". The voice died down on the other end, "so what happened last night"? Jounouchi twirled the ring around on his finger as he waited for an answer.
A sigh came, "all I know about you was you were really drunk, you could still hold yourself up but completely out of it". She paused, "you danced a lot, with everybody and then you disappeared, nobody knew where you went except Ryou".
Ryou eh?
She continued, "Ryou told us you left with Kaiba which is hardly the case you two despise each other"!
"Um actually Anzu, there's something you need to know". Jou paused trying to get together what he was about to say. "Uh, I kind of got married to the bastard".
A shriek that could burst your eardrums filled the line and a whole lot of explaining was about to be done after Anzu finished her speech about drinking and how it can affect your life and the consequences of it.
"Anzu"?
Continuous yelling.
"Anzu"?
Still no change.
"ANZU"!
That shut her up.
"What Jou"? She said breathing heavily.
"Please you have to help me find out what happened, I don't know what to do".
She took in another deep breath, "all right well lets go back to Otogi's house where the party started maybe he saw something we didn't"?
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The limo pulled into a small parking lot outside of a white church with a rose garden surrounding it. Seto walked into the church passing through pictures of couples in wedding gowns and black tuxes, then a picture at the end of the wall taken with an instant camera was a picture of him carrying a jubilant blonde kissing his cheek.
The teen wanted to throw up.
Seto ripped down the picture and pocketed it; no way in hell he thought was anyone to find this picture. He walked up to the front while an old man hunched over with huge glasses that magnified his eyes (bug-like almost). He was bald except for a patch of hair on each side of his head, his rickety hands shuffled through papers not noticing the teen as he turned around to put the papers in a drawer.
"Old man"!
He looked up at the C.E.O, "hey aren't you that boy who got married to that girl"?
Seto's eye twitched this old bag didn't even know who he was! "For your information I got married to a mutt and I want to know who was all there".
The old man didn't look but once he did he pushed his glasses up, "hey aren't you the boy who got married to that girl, how can I help you"?
Seto was already on short-tempered and this old man wasn't helping. "What the hell is wrong with you? Do you have short term memory loss or something"?
The man chuckled, "you should be on your honey moon young man". He smiled warmly, "you got married to that blonde girl didn't you? She was quite a looker"!
Seto choked, this man must be blind as well! He growled, he was going to come back with the mutt he was running out of patience.
Seto slammed the door while it gave a jingle, if he didn't get out of there he would of killed that old bat and not only that he didn't get any of the answers he wanted! That divorce was looking pretty good right now even if he had to beat up the mutt for it!
TBC
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P.S. I got the idea for this story from Laws of Attraction.