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Title: Drunk and Married
Summery: When Kaiba and Jou wake up in a hotel room their worst nightmare is confirmed. They slept together and not only that but sometime when they were drunk they managed to get hitched! Filing for divorce has never been this hard before. Yaoi.
Warnings: Sexual situations, drinking, swearing
Chapter: 3
When Jounouchi and Anzu arrived at Otogi's house they found it to be a maze to get to the main doors through the mass of drunken bodies.
"Yeah think, out of all these people Kaiba and I were the ones to go and get married"! Jounouchi said while yawning.
"Yeah"… Anzu knocked on the front door, "why isn't anyone answering"? She knocked again, but still no one replied.
"Doesn't he have like a butler or something"? He banged on the door, " ah a doorbell"! Jounouchi buzzed it a few times. "Hello anyone home"?
"Shhh, people are sleeping"! She hit him over the head.
Finally the door opened to a tall lanky teen with raven hair with emerald eyes, he had a blonde girl sucking on his neck with his arm around her waist and in the opposite hand a glass of alcohol… still.
"Hey guys, the parties over"! He laughed, "it ended like hours and hours ago! Jounouchi you're blonde like her! Would you like to suck on the other side of my neck"? He laughed and so did the girl while cupping his butt.
"Why you"!
Anzu had to hold back her friend, "Jou". She whispered, "Lets come back later okay".
The blonde girl glared at the two, Jou snarled at her, "whatever". He turned around and grabbed Anzu's hand pulling her along back to the beat up car.
"Now I know why I probably left that party"!
"Yeah, god her chest was like hanging out of her top, it's sickening that he's still drinking too"! She stuck out her tongue, "gross"!
Jounouchi sat in the passenger seat, and stared out the window, he knew he liked Kaiba but hid it well.
Jou P.O.V
I knew what happened that night, at least blurs of it, but I knew what I was saying, I did mean I love him, and when we kissed it was wonderful.
Too bad it came with a bitter taste of beer and cheap wine. But I wonder if he meant it too and just covered up the fact he liked me too. A lot. I wish I would of told him that in the morning instead of yelling at him like I did. I was scared though, that maybe he would reject me, and then laugh and tell everyone. Well he wouldn't tell anyone we got married.
The thing I don't remember is what happened after the wedding, I remember having more drinks more and more, we then must have gone to the hotel room and had sex. Sex, I wish I remembered what it was like. God stupid alcohol!
End of Jou P.O.V
"Jou! Listen to this"!
Anzu turned up the radio louder.
It crackled a bit then the reporter broadcasted the news everyone was afraid of.
"Just last night sources tell us that Mr. Seto Kaiba married a young fellow last night, no one knows who the lucky boy is, but we were told he attend Domino High. The wedding was held at The Red Rose Church and then the couple later arrived at the L' antique hotel that night under the name of Kaiba".
She turned to look at her friend, maybe if you looked closer you would have saw the beginning of a grin which slowly faded to an unwanted frown.
"What are you going to do? You two have to get divorced, you're too young and you both hate each other". She focused back on the road, "I mean if you do want this, Kaiba should too but keeping the marriage license won't solve anything". Turning the corner she added. "And neither will fighting".
Jou twiddled his thumbs, "I know, and I don't like Kaiba, and even if I did he wouldn't return my feelings".
Anzu smirked, "I think you do. But are too afraid to admit it".
He stared at her. How could she know?
"I can sense things like these, I'm not stupid, you find an excuse to fight so you're able to flirt, now I don't know about Kaiba, he's so emotionless but maybe he uses that excuse too. Just so he can have his word with you". She smiled.
Jounouchi laughed, "Shut up Anzu".
"Hey"!
That mutt better be home, this is extremely embarrassing. He sat down in his office chair and picked up the phone.
"Doris"?
"Yes".
"Get me Jounouchi Katsuya's number".
"Alright".
He set down the phone gently, surprising since how pissed he was at that minute.
Moments later a knock came to his.
"Come in", he intertwined his fingers and looked across to who was entering.
"I have the number sir, how and Mr. Kamatoshi is here to see you about some business he'd like to discuss with you. Could he come in"?
Seto got up from his chair, and grabbed the piece of paper from her, "Send him in". He walked back to his chair and settled in, grabbing a pen and paper he waited.
"Hello Kamatoshi".
"Hello Kaiba".
The plump man sat down in the chair on the opposite side of the desk, "I heard about your wedding". His voiced was laced with sarcasm. "It was quite amusing but most likely very upsetting for you I presume"? He grinned.
Seto frowned at the man, "it was and is that why you came here for? To tease me about it? How childish can you get"?
Now it was the mans turn to scowl, "no harm intended, actually I was coming here wondering if you wanted my companies in America"?
Seto's eyes widened. "What's the catch"?
Kamatoshi laughed, "You divorce that street trash and marry my daughter".
Seto pondered the deal, "all right but I want the signed papers first".
"After… all the papers of the divorce are finished will I sign over my companies there".
"Fine Kamatoshi". Seto stood up and stuck out his hand, they shook, "deal".
Once the older man left, the teen paced around his office, He stuck his hands back in his pockets and felt something. Taking it out he realized it was the picture of him and the puppy. Mutt.
"I really hope this pit in the bottom of my stomach is only about having to marry his stupid daughter and not about Jounouchi".
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