Title: Drunk and Married

Summery: When Kaiba and Jou wake up in a hotel room their worst nightmare is confirmed. They slept together and not only that but sometime when they were drunk they managed to get hitched! Filing for divorce has never been this hard before. Yaoi.

Warnings: Sexual situations, drinking, swearing

Chapter: 5

Authors note: In the story it's summer, I kinda confused myself for the days so technically it should be Tuesday (I think) but I'm going to make it Monday… yeah just in case I confuse anyone!

Seto's P.O.V

I couldn't believe what I had just did… I kissed the one person I had sworn to hate my entire life…

But the thing is I like it and I know I don't like a whole lot of things…

He tastes of chocolate and caramel and smells of vanilla. A nice combination of flavours, and so beautiful he is.

We stopped kissing and knelt our foreheads together, he was breathing heavily but so was I. He was shorter then me so I head to bend down a far ways but just to breath in his scent was well worth it.

I could see tears glistening in his eyes like pools of raindrops waiting to fall and it added to the truthful look in his honey eyes.

That was quite poetic…

I didn't say anything I just held him as he slid his arms around my waist and snuggled into my chest. It was almost like a scene from a movie a happy ending and I wished the movie would end so we couldn't break this moment…

I'm getting a really soft spot for this puppy… he's defiantly going to be bad for business…

End of Seto's P.O.V

Normal P.O.V

The two broke apart finally; they each stared at one another in surprise and were finding the scene becoming increasingly awkward despite each of their feelings.

"So"… Jounouchi lifting his weight to one side, "what do we do know"?

Seto stared at the blonde, 'yes what would they do know'? "Well first of all were going to keep this a secret".

"Why? We were already publicly married, how is dating any worse"? Jou questioned.

"Because not everyone knows particularly the tabloids… and I'm not ready to officially come out"… He replied while walking over to the tiny bar.

The blonde stared at him, "come out, no one cares anymore who is gay and who isn't"? He walked over behind him and wrapped his arms around the brunette's waist. "For your information Hondas gay and so is Ryou". He pouted.

Seto chuckled, "like I care if those two idiots are gay". He paused and added as an after thought, "as long as they don't hit on you".

Jou smiled, "possessive are we"?

"I just prefer for people to not touch what belongs to me".

The blonde frowned and let go of the other teen, "I'm not a piece of property".

"I never said that but currently you are married", He smirked and turned to face the blonde whispering "and I'm sure you wouldn't want on your dating resume 'adulterous affair'".

"Ah shut up! You know instead of smirking all the time you could just for once smile"!

"I prefer smug looks rather then boring smiles". Seto said derisively.

"You jerk". Jou draped his arms around Seto's neck to bring him down for a purposely-wet sloppy kiss.

"Ewww".

"Ah shut up"!

The next morning Seto walked into his office to a surprise visit from Kamatoshi.

He was sitting in Seto's luxury chair with his hands crossed idly over his fat stomach smirking, a trademark smirk that every C.E.O seemed to have.

"What are you doing here Kamatoshi"? Glaring at the old man for invading his privacy and making himself comfortable in his favourite chair.

The old man pulled himself out of the comfy chair wincing slightly as he was having trouble lifting himself. Soon the superior look returned to his face, "I came to discuss your marriage with my daughter".

Seto almost dropped his suitcase, he'd been to busy thinking about the puppy to even consider his and Kamatoshi's deal. Before the other man could say anything else Seto pulled himself together, "Yes about that… I want to call it off".

All smugness was lost and turned into full out rage. "WHAT"! He stormed over and dug his finger into Seto's chest, "what do you mean… you want to call it off". Kamatoshi's face was flushed and you could almost cook pancakes the way he was radiating off heat.

"I told you, I have no need to marry your daughter. It was a childish deal I made with you". Seto grabbed the chubby wrist and pushed it away. "I don't need charity to solve my petty dilemmas". 

Kamatoshi just glowered at the teen, but he straightened himself and a wicked look replaced the frown. "That's quite a little answer you gave me, but what if this is got out in the tabloids? What will people think? Your reputation? I know you just love being superior to people, the press can easily take that away".

But Seto didn't even break a sweat. "Blackmail Kamatoshi? For one thing I can easily buy out all the copies before they even hit the market. And two I really don't care for that matter. That threat has no effect on me". He sneered at the old man.

Kamatoshi was once again boiling with anger, "no one turns their back on me and gets away with it Seto Kaiba," he whispered dangerously.

Seto walked to his desk and sat down, "I suggest you get out before I call security, I have a lot of work to do".

Kamatoshi stomped out and muttered quietly so Seto could barely hear, "you'll marry my daughter Kaiba whether you like it or not".

Jou sat down on his couch with a bowl full of popcorn and a can of pop ready to watch one of his favourite but never going to tell anyone movies "The Moulin Rouge".

He popped the video into the VCR slot and pulled the covers over him watching the previews go by.

 His dad was out for the evening, Honda was grounded, Yugi had to work and Anzu was at ballet so he was spending his Monday night watching a movie alone. He would call Seto and everything but they had seen each other only hours earlier when they went out for lunch together secretively. Plus he was probably busy anyway. Apparently he'd been ignoring all his calls, so he most likely wouldn't want to come over and join him.

The conductor came on to introduce the movie and the sad passionate song filled the ears of the audience and Jou.

The beginning of the movie went by quickly and it soon came to the blonde's favourite part, where Christian sings to Satine "Your Song", and they were on top of the clouds.

 'Knock, knock'.

The blonde grumbled and muttered incoherently, he opened the door to find his new lover leaning against the doorframe.

"H- hey", Jou stuttered surprised that Seto took more time off of work for him. 

"Well don't you sound happy to see me"? He said sarcastically.

Jou regained thought, "I just wasn't expecting you, I assumed you had a lot to do. Being a C.E.O and all".

Seto walked in and looked around, "well there wasn't a whole lot going on, so I decided to check up on my little lover". He purred.

"Little? In what way"? Jou smirked.

Seto hit him on the head lightly, "pervert", he muttered. "So what were you doing before I came over"?

Jou's face turned a light red, "I was watching a movie".

"What movie"? He questioned.

"Moulin Rouge", Jou said fast and softly.

Seto laughed, "isn't that about whores"?

Jou stuck out his tongue; "no it's about love over coming all obstacles".

 "Let me guess that quote is from the movie". He sat down on the couch and pulled Jou down beside him.

"You haven't seen it"? Jou asked snuggling into his boyfriends open arms.

"No, I don't care much for movies".

"Well this is my favourite movie, but you're the only one who knows it now".

"Don't I feel special"? Seto replied mockingly. "So what has exactly happened so far"?

Jou explained that Christian moved from England to Paris for the bohemian revolution to become a writer. When he got there he met up with a group of people who were practicing for a production called Spectacular, Spectacular. Ironically Christian becomes the writer and director for it but first he has to get Satine and Zidler to okay it and for the duke to invest as well. Then Satine mistakes Christian for the duke thanks to Toulouse, thus where the rest of the movie is to begin.

"Interesting". As he pulled the blonde closer, "and this part is your favourite".

"Yeah, it's so romantic but you'll probably find it corny".

"Probably, anything you find romantic almost certainly is corny".

"Shut it, money bags"! Jou said playfully hitting him. He took the remote and pressed play.

My gift is my song and this one's for you
And you can tell everybody that this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
Hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is now you're in the world

They watched the lights of Paris lit up as Christian began to sing to Satine, Seto had to admit, it was a sight to watch. I wonder what Katsuya likes so much about this song? He looked down at the puppy in his arms who was gazing longingly at the scene.

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes, I've ever seen

"I wish people could actually do that".

"What"? Seto asked already knowing the answer.

"Dance on the clouds, I'd love to do that, sparkles coming down and everything, it would be so dreamy". 

Seto mused, "It would wouldn't it"?  

So excuse me forgetting, but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway, the thing is, what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes, I've ever seen

He watched in interest as did the blonde in his arms as Christian held an umbrella over their heads as sparkles fell from the sky like rain droplets. The two lovers danced around the top of the Eiffel tower as the clouds below them swirled around.

"I'd so try out to play Christian if they ever remade the Moulin Rouge just to see myself do that". The blonde murmured into Seto's shoulder.

"You'd probably end up playing the girl, the way you're babbling on about it".

"Jerk". Jou said sounding hurt.

Seto shifted and lifted up the blonde's chin while bringing his head down, "sorry", he whispered huskily and then kissing him hungrily. 'Maybe I can make your dreams come true Katsuya'.

And you can tell everybody that this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, now you're in the world
I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind
That I put down in words
How wonderful life is, now you're in the world

Seto pulled away and grinned, "Yes how wonderful life is now that you're in my world".

 Jou smiled into the kiss and crawled on top of the brunette planting kisses all the way up to his mouth, "It's so weird… we were fighting constantly yesterday and today I feel like we've been together for ages".

Seto grasped the back of the teens legs and hoisted him up more, "I feel the same way… I think I love you".

'Ring, Ring'.

"Hello"?

"It's Tasuki sir, I think I found out why Mr. Kaiba isn't keeping his promise to you".

"Oh really and why is that"?

"It seems that he's still in love with the little guttersnipe he married".

"What"!?

"Yeah, what do you want me to do"?

"Nothing at the moment, I have my own plans for that little guttersnipe".

'Click'.

"Hmm where is it? Andrew, Ashley, where the hell is the B's? … B's, B's… ah here we go… Bandit Keith".

'Ring, Ring'.

"Whad do ya want"?

"Bandit Keith'-

"Yeah"?

"Hehe, this is an old friend who has a nice deal for you".

"Uh wha"?

"Now you are familiar with a certain Katsuya Jounouchi aren't you"?

"What? Why? Who the hell is this"?

"Shut up! I have a proposition for you and I'm sure you would just love to do it".

"Yeah… okay, whatever… who the hell is this anyway"?

"Kamatoshi".

Whew that was a long bugger!

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Till next time!

Sudden Wonder