Title: Drunk and Married

Summery: When Kaiba and Jou wake up in a hotel room their worst nightmare is confirmed. They slept together and not only that but sometime when they were drunk they managed to get hitched! Filing for divorce has never been this hard before. Yaoi.

Warnings: Sexual situations, drinking, swearing

Chapter: 6

"So what exactly are we going to"? Asked Jou while finishing up a bag of chips, after he licked off his fingers he dropped the wrapper down besides the car seat hoping his blue-eyed lover wouldn't see.

Seto noticed though and made a face, "we're going to a very prestigious festival… and" he added, "please remember to pick up your garbage Katsuya".

Jou rolled his eyes, "yeah I will", he mumbled. "Wait? If were going to a festival shouldn't we like be dressed up"?

Seto nodded, "that's why were going here first". He pulled into a tiny shop where different kimonos were displayed in the windows.

'This place must be expensive, I can't afford anything here'. Jou thought, "uh Seto"?

"What"? He asked sounding annoyed while parking the car in font of the small shop and turning off the Mercedes.

"Um… I can't really afford anything here, I'm not exactly mister big C.E.O money bags". Jou replied shyly.

Seto just stared at the blonde an amused look, "I'm going to pay silly puppy, and I know you're not that rich. Plus if I left you to get it yourself you'd most likely show up in drabs". He added sarcastically.

"Hey! I have very good taste"! Jou stuck out his tongue defensively, "at least my wardrobe doesn't consist of tight-ass clothes with initialled jackets"!

"I'm just going to ignore you, lets go". And he got out and slammed the door walking to the glass entrance with the blonde following behind.

A bell chimed as the two entered the quiet store, it had a deep seasoned smell and the walls were dark and gloomily with maroon curtains and a dusty floor. There was a sliding door to the change rooms and a long mirror spread from one wall to another, the kimonos were colour coordinated and at the moment the shop looked deserted.

Seto walked casually around the shop before he stopped and heard the murmur of people behind the sliding door.

"Hello"? Seto asked to no one in particular.

A skinny women with a long turquoise dress slinked out from behind the wooden panels, she beamed at the two teens, "why hello dear's, what brings you two to the Dragon and Chimes Kimono shop"?

But before Jou could politely say hi back his impatient boyfriend interrupted him.

"Well it seems quite obvious? Were shopping for kimonos"!

The women readjusted her dress and pursed her lips, she smiled again but this time it looked forced. "Well I think you would look just handsomely in this shade of blue". She suggested all too graciously.

Seto just sneered at her, "I suppose I'll take a look at that one", he answered in a bored tone.

He walked off with the clothing in hand, while Jou apologized to the women for his impolite manners.

"Oh that's alright I get a lot of that sometimes. I just try to ignore it", she paused then as if she just realized whom she was talking to, "oh I'm sorry here I'm babbling on… I'll have my daughter Miza help you find something I think she'll have the perfect one for you"!

Miza came out from behind the register and walked towards the two she was also quite skinny and was wearing a pink frilly halter dress, and like her mother she smiled just as warmly.

She began to show Jou tons of kimonos but none seemed to look right or fit the lithe shape of his body. Finally after what seemed like an eternity of shuffling through different colours and designs one finally fit perfectly and looked incredible on the teen.

In another room Seto found it much easier to find something he like, it was a deep blue and the sash was a calm silver with a beige undertone. He slipped on the wooden shoes and stood with surprising patience outside the blondes change room.

A few minutes passed and Miza came out looking frazzled and her face was glowing, she grinned triumphantly at Seto and slid open the door slowly.

Seto's mouth dropped opened at the beautiful site before him, he reached for a chair or pole where he could steady himself. His puppy was wearing a patterned red and purple kimono with a yellow sash tied in a bow at the back. Underneath was a white sheet and designed chopsticks tied his hair back ever so slightly so that some hanged loosely in his face.

Jou blushed as he saw the look on his dragons face. Miza had said those colours had suited him even though they were meant for women, which he had clearly objected too but after this reaction, his response was much more positive.

"So I'm assuming you like it"?

Seto didn't normally stutter but he couldn't help it, "Y-yes I d- do".

Jou smirked happily as he had just made the great C.E.O speechless.

They arrived at the festival just as the dinner was starting; at a table in front of the stage read The Kaiba's and there is where the two headed.

Many people were wearing designs and assortments of colours where a few people didn't even have the courtesy to dress up. For once Jou didn't feel like an outcast partially because he had wonderfully handcrafted clothes but for the most part because he was there with Seto.

Once everyone was seated waiters came out and asked for people's orders. Jounouchi couldn't decide what meal looked more appetizing so behind Seto's back he ordered four different kinds.

Seto on the other hand ordered only one meal and a cocktail.

"You know you shouldn't drink after what happened last time", Jou said in matter-of-factly tone.

Seto closed his eyes then opened one and smirked at the younger teen, "I don't know? Not many people pass up the chance to get laid". He peered over at his lover again and chaste a kiss on the blondes lips.

"Or get married again"?

"We're still married Katsuya, it's not possible to get married twice when you're not even divorced yet". He then leaned forward and grabbed the cocktail off the waiter's tray and sipped it. "These defiantly are the best".

"Uh huh-

"Why you must be Katsuya Jounouchi or should I say Katsuya Kaiba"?

A plump man who must have been in his late forties took Jou's hand and kissed it, he didn't let go afterwards and began to put pressure on the petite hand.

Jou winced, 'who is this guy', he thought quizzically.

But before he could think of it anymore Seto whispered in a harsh and angry tone at the man, "Kamatoshi let go of his hand now".

Kamatoshi let go as the blonde quickly pulled away he noticed with satisfaction he managed to leave a red handprint upon the teen. "That was quite rude Kaiba, I had to introduce myself to your husband then I even get yelled at for talking to him? Where's your manners dear boy"? He replied disapprovingly.

Seto glared daggers at the old man, "don't start with me, you stay away from Katsuya".

Before the argument could go any farther and before Jou could ask who the man was the MC got up on the stage to announce the nights entertainment.

Jou took Seto's hand as the music began to a familiar song it must have been from American because he seemed to understand a few of the words that were English.

Seto led the blonde to the dance and took the pale hand in his own and wrapped one arm around the slim waist. He leaned in against the smaller teen and took in the scent of Jou's light hair.

There is something that I see
In the way you look at me
There's a smile, there's a truth in your eyes

Jou rested his head against the muscled chest and closed his eyes listening to the rhythm of the music but then remembered the question that was bothering him since the little encounter a while ago.

But an unexpected way
On this unexpected day
Could it mean this is where I belong
It is you I have loved all along

"Seto"?

He pulled away a bit to look at his puppy in the eyes and nodded giving his attention to the blonde to continue.

"What did that man want earlier"?

Seto was taken back a little but he replied coolly trying to keep the anger that was rising out of his voice. "I really have no idea, maybe because he's jealous he didn't see you first"?

Jou snorted and mumbled 'I'm sure', "but really was it a business deal gone wrong? Or his he from the tabloids? And hey are you okay with people knowing cause I kind of want to tell my friends"!

It's no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You're the home my heart searched for so long
And it is you I have loved all along

"One question at a time, love".

Jou blushed a little, "sorry", he murmured.

Seto continued, "I suppose you could say it was a business deal gone wrong, and I really don't care that your friends know but I 'd rather keep the press out of my personal life".

"I see, so can they tell people or should we you know tell them to keep it to themselves".

"That's a good idea Katsuya, married teens don't do well with the media especially if you're me, I do have a business to run".

There were times I ran to hide
Afraid to show the other side
Alone in the night without you

Jou nodded, 'he's right he has to support Mokuba too'…

Seto noticed over his shoulder Kamatoshi was talking with some of his men and glancing every now and then at his puppy. He squeezed the blonde tighter to himself and possessively nipped his neck.

Startled at the sudden show of affection Jou yelped, "hey! You could warn me when you want to get all lovey dovey"!

Seto grinned down at the blonde and gave him an all but apologetic look. "You know… how about we go somewhere to fool around before the fireworks start… hmm"?

Jou's face turned red and he looked away shyly, "all right", he whispered softly.

But now I know just who you are
And I know you hold my heart
Finally this is where I belong
It is you I have loved all along

He always loved it when his puppy got all timid, it turned him on and made him all more desperate to get away from everyone and have the blonde all to himself.

Outside the tent the sky was slowly becoming darker and darker and the stars glittered around the increasing moonlight evenly spread about.

No one noticed the two sneak away to the forest behind the massive tent, Seto was glad Kamatoshi had a confused look on his face as to where they went. Serves him right the bastard.

It's no more mystery
It is finally clear to me
You're the home my heart searched for so long
And it is you I have loved
It is you I have loved
It is you I have loved all along

The music slowly faded from their ears as Seto gently laid the flushed teen over a massive rock near a small pond that replicated the beautiful nights reflection.

"Did you know this spot was here"? Jou asked while supporting himself on his elbows watching as the brunette removed a layer of clothing that was making it difficult to do anything sexual.

Seto grunted which usually meant yes and so the blonde assumed so. He crawled overtop of his puppy and kissed him gently on the lips then ravishing them completely.

Jou tangled himself in his lover's hair and gasped as Seto removed himself from the pink supple lips to his own neck. "O-oh Seto"!

Seto smirked at the reaction and decided to leave a little indication of their night's actions so far. He began undoing his puppy's first layer of clothing to get better access of the beautiful body beneath it.

Jou just smiled happily and helped with the elimination of his clothes, he bent one knee up to stop him from sliding off the rock and gripped tighter around his lover's neck and back.

Seto hoisted him and the other teen up more then moaned deeply as the blonde decided to leave his own mark as well. He returned back to the sinuous lips and kissed them roughly but not enough to bruise the pinkness of them.

Jou grinned into the kiss and allowed the older teen's tongue access to the inside of his delicious mouth. He whimpered as the cool air swept through his clothes.

"Seto, I'm cold". Jou pouted his lips up at his lover.

He looked down at the blonde sympathetically and breathed, "I guess I must warm you up then".

Jounouchi quirked a perfectly shaped eyebrow at him and grinned, "are you suggesting something"?

Seto smirked and was about to just rip off all his clothes when something rustled in the bushes.

"What was that"?

Jou hoisted himself leaning against the palms of his hands looking around confused. "What was what"?

"Uh nothing"…

'Rustle, Rustle'

"Okay there is something cause I heard it too"! Jou piped up with a tinge of fear in his voice.

Seto got off the blonde and looked around cautiously, 'if that is fucking Kamatoshi I'll fucking kill him'! He looked around turning his back on his lover.

That was possible the worst mistake he could ever make considering the situation.

"SETO HELP"!

TBC

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