Hello everyone. I'm sorry for the extremely long absence from this story, I had tragedies occur in my life and this story went on hiatus, I'm also if you have read in my profile, I'm looking for a Beta reader.
So just e-mail me at and check out Queer as Folk, they have the best characters and storylines. Not to mention hot videos on fan sites, yum.
I'd also like to thank everyone who reviewed this story and continued to tell me to get my ass in gear.
So here is the next installation in this story and enjoy.
Title: Drunk and Married
Summery: Kamatoshi makes his threat known and Jou asks if can finally tell his friends they're together.
Warnings: Sexual comments and swearing
"Oh my gods help"!
Seto turned his head sharply feeling a horrible whiplash, but after seeing what he was seeing all he could feel was his eye twitching uncontrollably.
The blonde was trying desperately to untangle himself from the branch, in one attempt he tried to run but instead pulled him back to the trunk of the tree.
He smirked and walked over, kneeling down he brushed some of the hairs from his eyes. "You really aren't that smart", Seto murmured.
Jou huffed, but secretly agreed as the brunette worked his way with the untangling. "I actually do quite well in English", he said in an effort to try and make him seem a little less of a ditz.
"Of course you are", Seto mumbled sarcastically, "but you may have to work on your grammar", he said helping the blonde up.
Another rustle came from the bushes.
Seto pushed Jou behind him.
"Excuse me but I think I know how to protect myself", Jou piped up from the back of him, "I did practically live on the streets"!
Seto rolled his eyes, "fine but after the discussion with the tree he had a different idea of your fighting technique". He replied, eyes darting from either side.
Jou shoved him forward and crossed his arms, "a tree is nature! Man can't fight against nature Seto". He answered drawling the name.
Two people fell from the forest.
"Ryou"! Jou exclaimed rushing over to see how he was.
Seto went to see the other person the blonde had ignored, "what the"? The body shot and went into defence mode.
"We aren't trying to kill you! Just cause I did before! Honestly everyone thinks I'm going to kill them, great now you too"! It was Malik and his incessant rambling of how they were accusing him of suspecting he'd kill them was pissing a certain azure eyed teen off.
A punch flew at the tan skinned boy well he was closing his eyes trying to think of more accusations he could send at them.
Ryou and Jou stared at Seto like he was mad but soon realized how annoying his voice was becoming in the still air.
"Why would you hit me? Am I that horrible of a person"? Malik said clawing at his face and gripping widely at his hair.
"Shut the hell up you irritating blonde"! Seto whispered venomously at him, feeling a sudden headache coming on.
Malik eyes widened at him, "Correction, platinum blonde"…
It took both Ryou and Jou's strength to hold back the C.E.O but even then their feet were sliding across the grass.
Slowly but eventually Seto calmed down, partially because the blonde promised the dirty deed later on but also after Ryou explained how disoriented Malik was with all the terror he put upon Yugi and them he reasoned it out.
"Then why are you here"? Seto sneered.
Ryou sighed rubbing Malik's back, "he insisted on apologizing to Jou tonight".
"So you followed us here"? Jou asked shaking his head.
Nodding, "pretty much, I'm sorry if we caused you any inconvenience. Malik is really persuasive and"…
Seto covered the blonde's mouth with his hand knowing exactly what kind of persuasion he was thinking about, "Apology accepted", he replied untruthfully. Truthfully he was still raging mad.
Jou brushed away the brunette's hands and yawned, "I'm tired", he said yawning more attempting to snuggle into his boyfriends komodo.
Looking at his watch it was already really late, "alright well the parking lot is west from here so we'll leave through here" he pointed.
"Just Jou and I", he glared as Malik went to sit up and follow.
He placed his hand on the small of the blonde's back and guided him through the trees.
"That was rude, poor Ryou". He frowned getting into the corvette.
Seto mimicked him silently, "I thought you were tired".
Smirking up at him, "well didn't I promise you something along the lines of you can plough my smooth tight ass with compliments of strawberries and whip cream", Jou let his hand idly travel down to Seto's groin.
He gasped at the touch, "Maybe we can pick up a strawberry sundae in the drive through?" He said roaring out of the parking lot.
"OK"! Jou yelled resting his feet on the dashboard.
Ok.
Kaiba's P.O.V
Ring, Ring
"Hello"?
"Kaiba"… Kamatoshi's voice drawled on the other line.
I sighed, shuffling the papers and putting them on file I replied curtly, "fuck off".
He chuckled, "We had a deal boy… you were to divorce that street trash".
"Haven't we already discussed this? Is your daughter too insulting to find her own self a suitor"? I leered to the man, angered he would refer to Katsuya as street trash.
Heavy breathing was all that was heard for the next few minutes, "you're treading on dangerous ground Kaiba… you see I have a hit out for the pretty little blonde and if you don't comply then… well we'll see what happens"…
There was a click followed by the dial tone. I cursed, Kamatoshi's threats weren't just threats they were promises. I had to warn Katsuya!
A dreaded feeling passed over me, what if something already had happened?
It was so hard realizing that now I had to worry about another person besides Mokuba when I made company decisions, anyone was willing to abduct or kill for a petty business deal.
Kamatoshi was one of those men; always looking for something to go sour and to involve his daughter who was reverently lucky in the gene pool. Considering her father looked like he had third degree burns over his entire body.
I dialled Jou's number, after several rings the phone finally picked up, "Hello"?
Scrunching my face I whispered, "Honda"?
A gasp was heard from the other end, "Kaiba"?
I hung up, there was no way Jou's friends could know, especially Honda he was just to cocky when it came to small trivial details about my life.
But it was hard not to believe that he wouldn't tell his friends though I recalled having this conversation with him awhile ago.
Phoning back I decided to face the music of his friends laughing and questioning my motives, I may not have a huge heart but I do care of what other think of me.
Somewhat.
"Hello"? This time it was Jou's voice.
"Hey", I replied twiddling my thumbs.
I could almost see his smile, "hey, sorry Honda is going ballistic he thinks you're starting to harass me at home".
I laughed, "Well it depends what way he thinks I'm harassing you".
"Yeah, it depends", he repeated. "Can I tell them… please"… He whispered.
I thought about it, I wanted to feel comfortable with us being together but I wasn't ready for his friends to be near me.
I had no problem with Ryou or Yugi… or Anzu for that matter but Honda was questionable.
"A little later puppy"…
He snorted, "I should get to tell them if you keep calling me a dog".
Go ahead I thought but I didn't say it out loud so I said my good bye and hung up. But I didn't tell him what I was supposed to, instead I playfully argued with him for a few minutes.
I should call him back.
Ring, Ring
"Hello"? I said exasperatedly I had to call Katsuya back.
"His friends are leaving", a voice said low and darkly.
I shook violently, "no".
"He's so lonesome maybe I should join him… you know keep him company… plough his smooth tight ass".
I dropped the phone as it went dead.
TBC
Oh my am I ever the evil one.
Two cliff hangers in a row! I should be smacked…
And if you look or notice Queer as Folk is my love and source for a few steamy lines, and also if you observe Seto Kaiba isn't quite as OOC anymore. I found the whole J/S thing to be cuter if Kaiba was more arrogant and tempered (possessive) so their arguments could be better perceived.
I also am going to be a hard critic on myself because I hated how I put I think it was in the 2nd or 3rd chapter that I made Kaiba say "I think I'm in love with you" bad characterization on my part. (Dabs her eyes with a Kleenex)
Well reviews would be appreciated and sorry again for the long delay.
Suddenwonder