Hello again! Hey-yo!
Wufei: Wahhhhh! I have to wear something that a woman should be wearing!
Duo: You need a hug?
Wufei: NOT FROM YOU!
Neogami: I'll hug 'im.
Duo: I'm hurt...
Wufei puts a sword to the back of Neogami's neck.
Wufei: Allow me to take off this stupid outfit or I'll kill you.
Duo: AH! o0
Neogami smirks and starts squeezing him.
Neogami: Wufei, you are SOOOO funny!
Wufei: ARGH! LET GO!
Wufei faints and Neogami put him on a couch.
Trowa: Ahem. Neogami doesn't own Sailor Moon or Gundam Wing, she doesn't own Bad Religion or any of their songs,Tonka trucks, or pretty much anything for that matter...the only person she owns is Buddy.
Neogami: Oh, you be quiet!
Quatre: Let's just start the friggin' fic!
Last Time: "...Okay, let's go!" A white light shone and they were gone.
A white light shone in the moon kingdom and they appeared there. "Woah..." The G-boys said at the same time. "Welcome to the moon kingdom, boys!" Serenity said, smiling. An older version of Princess Serenity came rushing up to them. "My child! Come here, Usagi!" she said smiling. All the boys were confused. "Mother!" Serenity yelled, running up to her. Serenity and the woman hugged each other. "I missed you so much, mother!" said Serenity. "And I missed you too, sweet Usagi.." said the woman. "It's a kodak moment!" said Duo. "Boys, meet Queen Serenity." said Luna, "Princess Serenity's mother." "Cool. So, what are we doing here, again?" asked Trowa. Luna sighed. "You have come to defeat Prince Endymion and save this universe." said Luna. "Oh, okay, cool."
An aquamarine-haired girl with a light blue sailor-scout outfit came running up to them. "S-Sorry I'm late!" She said, panting. "It's okay! We just got here, too." said Serenity. She let go of her mother and led the aquamarine-haired sailor-scout to the boys. "Boys, this is Amy." Serenity said happily. Duo walked over to Amy and said, "Hellooo my name's Duo." "Umm..." Amy said, blushing. "Duo, there will be absolutely no hitting on the other scouts!said Luna. "Aww...c'mon, Luna!" Duo said. "Duo, it'd be best to listen to the cat..." said Quatre, backing away from Luna. "Why! It's just a weak, stupid cat! And to make it even weaker, it's a FEMALE cat." Wufei said smugly. "You'd better shut up, Wufei!" Heero said, looking at Luna's extremely pissed off glare. "Why should I? It's just a stupid, weak, woman cat! There's nothing she can do to hurt me!" Luna looked as if she was going to kill Wufei. But she didn't. She spared his life and held back by just putting huge gashes into his face and arms within two seconds and he was on the ground, screaming. "AHHHHH! WHA--!" Wufei said, clutching his arms and face, croutching on the ground, "Wha--what the heck j-j-ust h-happened?" Duo kicked him back over, then said, "No time, where are we supposed to find this Andy-man dude?" Queen Serenity sighed. "He has set up a giant palace on the dark side of the moon with an evil barrier around it..." she said sadly. "And we're supposed get in...how?" said Heero. "Ummmmm...mother?" Serenity asked, turning to Queen Serenity. "Hey, it's your fiancee'! You figure out how to eliminate him!" She replied to Serenity. Amy happily skipped over to where Heero was. "Hello!" she said smiling cutely. "Umm...Hi." He said, trying not to look at her cute face. Duo was kicking Wufei and Wufei was cussing him out.
"You stupid dingleberry!" "You fucking asshole!" "PENISPUMP!" "SHITFACE!" "COCKSUCKER!" "ENOUGH!" Trowa said, grabbing both their ears, "If you guys won't shut up then LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE!" Duo and Wufei were put far away from each other, but still cussed each other out. "Dumb American!" "Damn Chinaman!" "OH, YOU DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY COUNTRY, BUB!" Duo yelled, cracking his knuckles. "DON'T YOU EVER TALK BAD ABOUT CHINA!" Wufei said standing up. Duo ran up and kicked him in the face. Wufei grabbed Duo by the hair and started punching him in the face and gut. Trowa was about to go stop the fight when Quatre grabbed his collar. "MNEGH!" Trowa said, turning around looking at Quatre, "What the hell?" "This could be good, plus, you'll never stop those two from fighting." Quatre said, looking at the braided guy and the Chinese dude fighting. "Yeah, it's as useless as buying a guy with no legs shoes!" Heero said, walking over to them with Amy. "YOU SUCK, MAXWELL!" Wufei said, jumping at Duo. "YOUR MOM!" Duo said, blowing a raspberry at him. "..." "Okay...your...KATANA! HA!" Wufei looked like he was gunna kill Duo at that moment when wind blew and they heard an "EEK!" Amy's mini-skirt had flown up. All the boys stared at her. "OOHHH! PANTI--" Duo was cut off by a moon rock flying at his face. "Grrr!" said Amy, "Take that, perv-o!" "...I didn't know there was wind on the moon..." Heero said still staring at Amy. "There isn't, the author just needed to put something totally random in the story for no apparent reason." said Queen Serenity. "Do any of you guys like Bad Religion?" asked Duo. "They rock." Heero said. "Yeah, I like them. They're pretty cool." Trowa said, nodding his head. "Well...what about "Big Bang"? That song rules." said Quatre. "SHOOT HER IN THE FACE!" everyone turned to see a bunny. Duo took out a gun and shot it. "A moon bunny?" he said, giving Serenity a confused look. "I DON'T KNOW, OKAY!" she yelled, and everyone shut-up.
In that wierd palace on the dark side of the moon Queen Serenity mentioned...
Prince Endymion was pissed that his camera disguised as a bunny was destroyed. "Damnit! Where's Buddy?" "I think he's in his room, sir.." said one of the guards. "ERRG! He'd better not be asleep again!" he said, agaitated. Prince Endymion got up, walked to Buddy's room, and opened the door. To his surprise, Buddy was playing with himself. "BUDDY! QUIT PLAYING TONKA TRUCKS WITH YOURSELF AND COME HEAR ME WHINE!" Endymion yelled. "Yes sir..." Buddy said, putting away his Tonka trucks. One of the guards watched them walk off and said to the readers, smiling, "We know what you were thinking you dirty little person, you!"
Now the boys had been taken to the moon palace...
The boys, Amy, Luna, Princess and Queen Serenity had been sitting on plush, white couches in a nice room with huge windows and marble walls, floor, and celing. Heero was at the edge of one couch, Amy next to him, Quatre next to Amy. Trowa was in the middle of Duo and Wufei, Duo next to Quatre and Wufei on the other edge of the couch. A white cat with a crescent moon on it's head walked in and sat next to Luna. "Boys, this is Artemis." said Luna, "he's another moon cat, like me." "Great, just what we need. another weak cat..." Wufei said under his breath. "What was that, Wufei?" said Luna. "Nothing, I didn't say anything." he said, rubbing his left arm's gashes. Duo snickered and Wufei glared at him. Duo took a giant sausage and sneakily whacked Wufei over the head with it. "OW--What the!" Wufei said, looking around. "Quit playing with that sausage, Duo." Heero said. " "It wasn't me!" Duo said irritably. Heero gave Duo his famous "death glare" and Duo shut-up. "You all know why we are gathered here, now." said Serenity. "Actually...no we don't..." said Quatre. "Well, shit! Neither do I so...you are dismissed to your quarters.." said Serenity.
As they walked down the hall to their rooms(They were just walking into some random room because they had no idea where they were supposed to go to sleep at. Duo walked in on maids getting dressed multiple times.) and Quatre walked next to Duo and asked him, "Where were you keeping that sausage thingy?" Duo smiled evilly. "I found it in the couch." Quatre just stared at him for a minute. "You're lying." he said. "No, I'm not." "How the hell is there a sausage in the couch and some one not notice!" "FINE! I found it in Trowa's pocket." "NO YOU DIDN'T, YOU LIAR!" "Fine! I kept it...in my shoe..." "DAMNIT, DUO!" "IN MY PANTS!" "OKAY!" "OKAY!" Then they both went to bed. Amy was with Heero. "You wanna come to my room? I have a double bed." she said, winking at him. "Uhhh...no thanks." he said. "You sure?" she said moving closer to him. Heero blushed and pushed her off of him, running into a random room. Amy got up, dumbstruck as to what had happened. She saw Trowa walking around and had a cute smile on her face. "Hey there, Trowy-wowy!" she said, skipping over to him. "Umm...hi..." She saw a scared look in his eyes so she walked to her room.
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Well, this is the end of the second chapter! I thought it was cool, did you? . (sorry it's so short...o0)
Duo: Hello Mr.Sausage!
Neogami: DUO!
Duo jumps and takes his hands out of his pants.
Heero: Are you playing with that damn sausage again?
Duo:...
Wufei walks in. he sees Neogami and his eyes get big as dinner plates.
Wufei: AHHH! NOOO! SPARE ME!
Neogami smiles widely and Heero stares at her.
Heero: How'd you get him to do that?
Neogami: before the disclaimer at the top of the page.
Heero: (reads it) wow...to duo: None of this phases you because...?
Duo: I was there.
Heero: oh, I see.
Neogami: Does Wuffie-man want a huggie-wuggie?
Wufei: PLEASE, GOD NO!
Neogami: Hee hee...evil smirk