"Ooh! Take it out, Black, take it out!"
"What? Now? You're kidding."
"Not bloodykidding. Take that thing out of me immediately! It's much, much too large for where you're putting it."
"But I'm almost done! I can't pull out now!"
"I don't care if you never finish, I'd rather the frustration than have that thing wiggling in my cavities. Unhand me, oaf. You will speak a word of this to no one."
"No one," repeats Sirius solemnly, stemming a giggle.
"Leave. Take your filthy kit with you."
Sirius lets the door fall, a muggle ear candling kit in hand.