A/N: I had finished this chapter a couple hours after posting the fourth chapter, but I didn't want to post it so soon. So I waited a week, and that week has finally ended and here's the fifth chapter! It's a little short too. And this contains the "boat" scene from the movie, but it doesn't go into detail at all. It's only like the first part of it. I almost didn't want to add it, but I decided to anyway. It's still okay for my younger reviewers…do I have young reviewers? I'm not sure, but you guys can still read it. Nothing bad.

"Look at him," muttered Ron at the bachelor party. He nodded at Draco, who was across the room, examining random muggle items.

"Wha?" asked a drunken Harry. Ron filled his glass with more beer.

"I just don't like him. Same as always: walking around like he owns the place," said Ron. He downed his beer and filled it up with more.

"Your just jealous that he has less than 10 body fat and is shagging your ex," laughed Harry. He took a drink of his beer as Ron shoved him, almost making Harry drop his glass. Harry glared at him for a second. Then, he went back to drinking.

"I didn't deserve her back then," commented Ron as he once again filled their glasses.

"And you do now?" asked Harry curiously, as he looked at Ron.

Ron didn't have a chance to answer, because loud cheers erupted by the men in the room. Harry turned around to see two strippers enter the room. "Oh no!" said Harry, gently putting his head on the counter.

Hermione sat at the counter of another bar. She had just finished her "7th hole." Kelsey, completely drunk, ran up behind her and hugged her tightly. "I love you!" she said as she sat down next to Hermione. Suddenly, her bottom lip began to tremble. "I can't do this."

"The 7th hole?"

"No, the wedding," Kelsey looked at her with teary eyes. "I shouldn't be allowed to get married.

"Woah, what's wrong?"

The bartender handed Kelsey her drink and a catchy techno song came on. "TINA!" said Kelsey cheerfully. She grabbed her drink and went out onto the dance floor, never answering Hermione's question. Hermione just stared at her oddly. Shaking her head, she ordered another drink.

Can you believe Ronald?" asked a drunk-very drunk- Harry. He put his hand on Draco's shoulder to keep him from falling. "Like I would sleep with a stripper! I'm about to be married!"

"It's been my experience that a man in love doesn't need or want a stripper," commented Draco.

"How do you know so much…about so much?"

"Because I'm a hooker."

Harry burst out laughing hysterically. He stopped for a moment and then started to laugh harder. "That's…so…funny!" He laughed as he went into the house. Draco smiled and shook his head.

The girls were all laughing hysterically as they waited near the Leaky Cauldron, if they could see it, as Hermione went to Diagon Alley and pulled out 1400 galleons from her vault. She stumbled back through Diagon Alley, through the Leaky Cauldron, and got back into the car. Tina got out of the car, kissing Hermione on the cheek and stumbled down the street.

Hermione and Kelsey stood up through the sunroof of the limo, screaming to the world that Kelsey was getting married. They were really drunk.

Kelsey went straight to bed when they had gotten home. Hermione went into the kitchen for a glass of water. She sat on the counter and stared into space, thinking.

She quietly walked into her room and grabbed Draco's hand. He woke up and looked at her funny. "Are you okay?"

"Shh…" She whispered. She gave him a shirt and walked out of the room. Draco pulled on the shirt and followed her out of the house and into her father's boat. She led him into the cabin and pulled off his shirt, gently pushing him down on the bed at the same time. She pulled off her shirt, slipped off her bra, and crawled on top of him.

The next morning, Draco woke up and looked at Hermione's sleeping form. Smiling, he got dressed and climbed out of the boat and sneaked back into the house. Hermione woke up son after and went up to her room, looking in a bag of jingling galleons. When the door opened and Draco walked in, carrying a tray, Hermione hid the bag under the bed sheets and sat on it. Draco went in to kiss her, but Hermione stopped him.

"I need to know, did anything happen last night?" Hermione asked him, curiosity filled her voice and eyes.

Draco stared at her, shocked and hurt, but he didn't show it. 'She doesn't even remember!' he thought to himself. "Nope." He answered her.

"Ok, good," smiled Hermione. She went into her bathroom to take a shower.

Draco watched her leave and pulled away the covers, reveling the bag. He opened it and counted it. A look of anger and a bit of hurt showed on his face as he went to the bathroom and opened the shower curtain. Hermione squeaked, holding her breasts and turned around.

"Is this for last night?"

"O-Of course not. Nothing happened right?"

"If I were going to charge you, I would have told you."

"I didn't want you to think that I was expecting something if something had happened," explained Hermione.

Draco shook his head and walked out of the bathroom. "By the way, your 300 short," Draco told her. He had just made that up in his mind to make her angry.

Hermione grabbed a towel and wrapped it around her. She stormed out of the bathroom. "If-IF-something had happened, I would have to pay you 1700 galleons!"

"But nothing happened, so you get to keep your money," Draco said, walking out of her room.

Hermione got dressed in a cute summer dress. They had promised Harry and Kelsey that they would accompany them to dance lessons. She walked downstairs and kissed her father a good morning.

They arrived at the dance academy and walked into the reserved room. Still pissed at each other, they still paired up. Hermione sighed and brought him closer to her. Draco rolled his eyes.

"What's wrong Draco? Two left feet?" Hermione asked coldly. Draco held out his foot, causing Hermione to trip. He brought her up with a spin and she glared at him. They danced around a few minutes before Hermione brought her heel down on his foot. Draco's face screwed up in pain. He looked at Hermione and started to spin around quickly. They both couldn't help but smile and laugh. Draco hugged her and she hugged him back.

A/N: Why are these chapters so short! V.V…oh well, this chapter came by quickly. Umm…how was it? It was a little rushed wasn't it? Well, the next chapters are going to be fun to write because I like the ending half of the movie. Its sad, happy, cute all at the same time hhehhehehehe please stay tuned for the next chapter of Paid Date! And while you are waiting, please read Harry Potter Idol, my first comedy fiction, I need people to vote of it. I only got two reviews so far on that story v.v,

Well, until next time
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