One of these he was going to smack that stupid grin off of Urahara's face, he was sure of it. But unfortunately today was not going to be that day for Jinta Hanakari. Instead today was yet another day of humiliation from the Urahara Shoten owner as he was keeled over in laughter before him. Jinta on the other hand was blushing so deep his face matched the color of his bright red hair as he was stuck facing his embarrassment of being caught trying on a Junior High uniform while practicing kissing techniques with his pillow.
To add to his embarrassment the rest of the Urahara Shoten staff come to the scene, drawn by Urahara's peals of laughter. "Oi, what's up with the racket?" Yoruichi asks as she walks up to her old friend.
Urahara apparently didn't have his voice back and just points to Jinta who is still frozen in place in his room. The dark skinned woman looks at him questioningly and asks, "Jinta, what are you doing in a school uniform, and what's up with the pillow?"
"He's having another pretend date with Yuzu, again" Ururu informs the grown-ups causing Urahara to double over again in wild laughter, Yoruichi to try to stifle her own and Tessai to burst into tears of happiness.
"Oh, Urahara, our little boy is finally growing up," the large burly man says between his tears of joy. "And just when I thought there was no hope for him."
"I-it's not that at all!" Jinta yells back trying his best to save the little dignity he had left. "Ururu has no idea what she's talking about."
"It's alright, Jinta," Yoruichi tells him smirking, "You don't need to hide your crush from us. We'll make sure we get you a nice grave for when Ichigo finds out you like his little sis."
"And we can even help you confess your love by writing love letters on your behalf and sending gifts to her house. And we can set a date for the marriage meeting with her father while we're at it," Tessai says excitedly. "Ah young love is such a wonderful thing."
Finally not able to take anymore of it, Jinta runs over and slams the door in everyone's faces screaming, "I HATE YOU ALL!" He takes small comfort at the sound of the wooden door hitting Urahara's face and wonders if hell would be a better alternative than staying here any longer.