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Summary: Tenten is at the mall, when she notices some old lady following her. Why?

A/N:

Aoi: This was a story my choir teacher told us had happened to her. If you don't find it funny, 1.) something is wrong with you, 2.) Well, ummm... HAHAHA! POOR YOU!

Tenten was walking through the mall, in a normal, average, everyday setting. She usually wouldn't be the type to go to the mall, but today she needed something only the mall had to offer: a large variety of stores, for Christmas shopping. But as the day progressed, she noticed that some elderly lady was following her. She had gone through many shops and still this woman persisted.

Now as she was walking out of Hot Topic,the elderly lady walked up to her. A normal person would have turned and walked on, seeing that this person was not of their concern or had nothing to benefit their own personally welfare. But Tenten, however, was no normal person, or so this lady thought.

"Hello," the lady said. "I'm Petto Inuai. Now, dear, do you have a minute? There is something I must discuss with you."

"Well, um…okay."

Inuai led her to a bench. "Please sit down, this may take awhile," she cleared her throat and started.

"You see, 13 years ago, my dog died."
Tenten nodded, not seeing what this had to do with her, but still she listened.

"And, my dear, you are 13, are you not?"

Tenten blinked, and then nodded once more.

"That's what I thought. And your birthday is March the 9th, is it not?"

"H-how did you know?" she said, shocked. This lady was scaring her.

"Dear, I do believe, you are the reincarnation of my dog."

'WHAT!' Tenten, practically, screamed in her mind.

"I can prove it to you," she said, leaning forward. "Dear, my dog was missing her left collar bone. Please lean forward." She said. So Tenten did as she was instructed.

"BARK!" Inuai shouted.

"AHHHHHH!" Tenten screamed.

"My dear, you are very gullible. You are a ninja, and ninja's are supposed to see through deception."

Tenten blinked twice, as Inuai walked off. She had just been schooled by some old lady!

The Next Day

Tenten was walking to the training grounds, to meet Neji and Lee for a little training.

When she arrived, she saw not only her teammates, but Hinata, Shino, Kiba, and…Akamaru.

"BARK!"

"AHHHHHH!"

Fin