This is a collection of the ten oneshots i wrote over June. They range from song fics to almost poetry and focus on members of the Konoha 11. Please review and tell me how i did. Please note the T rating. It's there for a reason.

When a practical joke goes wrong, Tenten isn't sure whether she's glad or annoyed. [Oneshot] [NejiTen]

Its every male character's nightmare come true: Fangirls. Sasuke, Kakashi, and several other characters from other animes find themselves trapped in a cabin surrounded by fangirls. Can they find a way out before the fangirls find a way in? COMPLETE!

Itachi tiene un problema: es incapaz de alcanzar el orgasmo. Con Kisame como terapeuta, intentará descubrir la causa de sus dificultades, o, al menos, a la persona que le pueda ayudar a solucionarlas. [yaoi, lemon, Itachi x varios]

A poem about Sakura and all her different relationships with the people around her. Time Skip R&R

SHIKAINO Shikamaru esta por irse de Konoha, pero alguien va a detenerlo. Dedicado a Tori, y a todas las que leen 50 ShikaIno

when first anbu captian haruno sakura goes on a mission to retreive a scroll from akatsuki. she is captured by itachi how will sasuke react to this news. will sakura be able to escape or will she choose to stay. itasakusasu CHAPTER 2 UP!

SasuHina fluffiness. Sasuke and Hinata went from friends to... something more? They have no idea whats going on, and to top it all off, Neji hates Sasuke, and Hiashi is acting oddly. Just what two confused teenagers need right now.

Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.

Because of the district,the teams of Naruto are forced back into school,and they meet a familiar face:Gaara,but why is he so interested with Sakura. Gaasaku

Nightmarish dark fic wrapped in a candy coating. Rated for images.

[GaaHina] 'If someone dosen't give me a map explaining my most recent feelings, I would have to rely on Shukaku' he thought. Missions in Suna could be more complicated than Hinata thought.

YAOI!ItachixNaruto. Itachi meets a boy, who he will never forget. But as years past, will the boy remember him? I suck at summaries. Rating for futures chapters.

Shikamaru is stuck babysitting, and Gaara is stuck helping. Disaster looms! One Shot. Please review!

For Naruto it was love at first sight.But Hinata's playing hard to get.What will happen?Please read.Need reviewsNaruHina

Rating M, for future references to violence, language and sexual implecations. Legends are born and legends die and all of it comes in stride, yet here is a tale of one of those legends. Follow a boy as he grows, a boy who hears the whispers in the wind

SasuNaru As Naruto spirals down Sasuke watches from the sidelines. Will he be able to suck up his pride before it’s too late or does he even have the power to save Naruto from himself? AU Druggie!Emo!Naruto Bastard!Sasuke

Chapter 5 AU NaruHina. There is a 90 probability she will not be able to use her Byakugan, let alone see again.

It's all Orochimaru's fault, she says to herself. KinSakura, OrochimaruKin if you squint OLD STORY.

Sasuke intenta dormir, y Naruto reflexiona sobre lo que hubiera pasado si él hubiera estado en el lugar de Orochimaru. Las cosas hubieran sido muy distintas... ¿o no? [narusasu, lemon]

What happens when Naruto plays 20 questions to find out who Hinata likes...

Sasuke has been a jerk lately, and the rest of the rookie nine are getting him back! Now he must choose one of five mysterious potions as punishment, which will he choose and what will happen?

This story is about me going into Naruto world and how I would pair Naruto and Hinata together. Im going to have sooo much fun writing this story. Please Review! I accept flames! YAY

After valiantly surviving Ino's tantrums for nine months, Shikamaru is finally given some time alone with the baby when he finally realizes something. What is it? ShikaIno ONESHOT

Deidara wants to go on a picnic, but the others just won't agree! Featuring Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, Itachi, Kisame! Read and review plz!