While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]

Style Epsilon: HidanOC LiveJournal 50 themes project. Hidan finds someone who wants to join his religion. Manga spoilers. Rated T for scattered strong language and graphic violence. Oneshot.

The child would be Jashin’s only hope. Contains OCs, no pairings involving Hidan. Manga spoilers. Rated T for safety. Oneshot.

Ever find yourself wondering about our favorite Hyuuga's colorful and unique name? Why don't you just ask his veeery proud parent? Despite his genius we find a near perfect son will never truly please his father.

A story for her restless kids...

DLSsequel:Mitsu, active in Akatsuki, has a vendetta against Konoha, and her newly resurrected parents, Kabuto, and Naruto have to stop her from surpassing Itachi. ItaMitsu OroSaku

Vi and Kai making fun of the brooding emo after getting sucked into the Naruto world via a television screen after popping in a video game! ... Rated for swearing. And the violence that ensues after the girls let their yaoi minds take over...

For the many fans of 'T.H.I.S. is War and Love', here's a set of oneshots that are just so cute, you know you want to click the title...STORY TWO: 'Hey There Sakura' They're 1,000 miles away and more, but Sasuke says it all in a song and video. CUTE!

Tsunade witnesses her apprentice go through the pain of trying to save the one she loves, but with a different ending. oneshot

...um...I suck at summaries....Truth or Dare....with Naruto...eheheh....JOIN THE INSANITY!

This is about the Second generation of Naruto characters.

Even though he offered to bring her brother and her beloved back from the dead if she healed his arms, Tsunade still refused Orochimaru's offer. This is my version of why.

Naruto is no longer a bumbling genin but a bumbling jounin whose hunger isn't only for ramen, now his eyes trails the steps of a chuunin, too bad the chuunin is already in a relationship. [NaruIru, KakaIru, hopefully NaruIruKaka or KakaIruNaru] Chpt. 3 up

Two and a half years did little to improve herself in the eyes of her father. In his eyes, she was still, and would remain, useless. Shippuuden. ItaHina

Now an independent chuunin, Sakura has gotten over her childish crush on Sasuke, even though Team 7 still trains together. When a routine mission suddenly becomes deadly, their bonds are tested to the breaking point. Are they strong enough to survive?

He'd known her, yes, but now he knew nothing it seemed. The girl dancing in the crowd was not the innocent little girl he'd known before. ItaSaku.

Tenten tries to convince Neji to let his hair down... and receives a very unexpected result. Neji x Tenten oneshot, sweet

SHORT ONESHOT. Sasuke sees Hinata for the first time. Heh, call it love at first sight. SASUKEXHINATA. Read and Review. Do not flame.

Do ninja have Television? Apparantly so. Who knew Gaara could fix a TV’s reception...? Well, after a few tries... Oneshot Gaara x OC

Sakura knew she was weak. It was a given fact. She was always two steps behind her friends. Maybe that's why she was left on her own, near death, and making a resolve to become stronger. And maybe that's why she caught his eye... [ItachiSakura]

Sometimes you fall for the wrong person.You know they’re wrong for you from the very beginning, but you can’t help but fall for them anyways.And who knows, maybe sometimes it’ll work out.AU HAIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

a book with so far no narouto chariters i think havent read it since i wrote it in 2006

This is the SEQUEL to 'Revenge is a Blast' SO to read this you must read that story or it will make NO sense! Ok, the first chapter is more GaaraxSakura but the following chapters have Deidara ruining Sakura's life! Ok thank you!

This is the SEQUEL to 'Revenge is a Blast' So if you HAVEN'T read it. . .YOU BETTER! Because this will make NO SENSE if you read it without reading the other one! GaaraxSakura and SasorixDeidara! Warning: Some intense Psychoticness!

What happens when Konoha's most hyperactive ninja gets allergies? What tortures do his friends put him through? And what happens when Hinata's subconscious gets away with her? NaruHina. Mild romance. One Shot. I don't own Naruto.