K/F: Ai, I'm so sorry! Gomenasai! I have written down the third chapter but it's on the other computer and I didn't exactly memorize all 5 pages on Microsoft word!

Naruto: Then why are you bothering to type this up know?

K/F: -punches Naruto- Baka! Because this is a mini-sode.

Sakura: Like an episode?

K/F: Kinda. Think of it as a commercial break. Literally!

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom…)

Commercial 1:

We see Naruto holding up this thing that looks like a bad cross between a shuriken and kunai knife.

Naruto: Ever have problem with you cooking? Or stirring you coffee? Then go buy THIS today!

Sakura: You can use it for stirring your food. Fixing your fence or just show it off to all your friends! (We see Sasuke and Sakura gazing at THIS)

Sasuke: Yeah, and if you call within the next 30 minutes we'll send you THAT absolutely free! (Product looks like a scroll w/ Uchiha fans all over it)

Naruto: It's perfect if you want to give it to your friends as a gift or keep it for your own use. We don't know what it's for but you can have it if you call within the next 30 minutes!

Sakura: But wait there's more! If you call within the next 10 minutes we'll send you THE OTHER THING all absolutely free. (it looks like a sword w/ a cherry blossom design)

Naruto: The whole thing is just 19.95 ryo! Wow, isn't that the greatest offer ever?

Sasuke: Just remember, call within the next 10 minutes and you'll get THIS, THAT,and THE OTHER THING all for just 19.95!

Naruto: Order now!

Commercial 2:

You see Kurenai, Gai, Kakashi, and Asuma all huddled over a vacuum…

Kurenai: Wow, it's so silent.

Kakashi: It's as stealthy as an S-class ninja.

Asuma: Yeah, and it cleans up the smell of cigarettes too.

Gai: IT'S DA SUCKER! -points to vacuum-

Kurenai: Da sucker is really amazing! It cleans up everything in it's way.

Kakashi: It can go on carpets and tile but not make a single noise…-whispers-…unlike Gai.

Gai: Advance into the SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH and buy DA SUCKER today!

Asuma: If you order Da Sucker then we'll send you a month's supply of disposable cups just because it has nothing to do with the product!

Kurenai: It's only 200 ryo!

Gai: Now get up and feel the YOUTH flowing through your veins and go to the nearest store and get DA SUCKER! -nice guy pose & teeth shine-

Commercial 3:

Chouji is standing in front of a salad bar along w/ Ino and Shikamaru…

Shikamaru: Ever find regular salad bars so troublesome?

Ino: Just like Shikamaru? -Shika glares at her-

Chouji: Then come to Chouji's Eat-o-Rama

Ino: Everything here is supervised by the fa- I mean Chouji himself!

Chouji: And the flowers used to decorate the restaurant come from none other than Ino's flower shop!

Shikamaru: -bored voice- And everything here is tasty too…-sigh-…so troublesome.

Chouji & Ino: Come on over now to satisfy all your hungry needs!

Commercial 4:

You hear background music to 'Little Shop of Horrors'…

Sakura: What IS that strange and interesting plant in the window?

Naruto: Hi my name is Naruto and I work at the Yamanka's Flower Shop. Although I'd never admit it I am a poor lonely guy who's in love with the other employee of Ino Yamanka who is Hinata. But ever since I found this plant which I named Hinata 2 everything's going crazy!

Hinata: N-naruto has to feed this plant with his own blood to keep it growing and later it even ate the boss, Ino Yamanka!

Naruto: Yeah but I also need to get rid of that crazy dentist whose courting Hinata. -points to Gai w/ shining teeth-

Ino: Follow the story of a singing plant, a daring hero, a sweet girl, and a demented dentist! In Yamanka's Shop of Horrors!

Commercial 5:

You see Naruto doing his Sexy No Jutsu…

Iruka: Have you ever been flashed with the Sexy no Jutsu by your friends or students.

Jiraiya: Well, we can't help you, but we can sure sell you a nice box of tissues to stop your constant nose bleeding.

Ebisu: Buy 10 boxes of tissues and we'll give you another box absolutely free.

Iruka: Buy 20 boxes and not only will we give you that one free box but we'll also send you a pair of shades just like the closest- I mean Ebisu's.

Jiraiya: We are very sorry that we can't help you with this…problem -cough- asset -cough- but we can sure help you stop that nose bleed. -cheesy thumbs up with big eyes.-

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom…)

K/F: Okay, now that I got that over with I'll post up the real chapter three tonight! I promise!

Sasuke: Oh joy……

Naruto: Yatta!

Sakura: Why is the next chapter called Aloha Konaha?

K/F: Because that it's Naruto's fault.

Naruto: I feel so special.

K/F: Why?

Naruto: Because I feel so special.

Everyone: O.o;

K/F: R&R!