K/F: Okies, I'm back with Chappie 3! Isn't that awesome? (See? I kept my promise!)

Naruto: By whose standards?

K/F: -slaps forehead- It was a rhetorical question.

Naruto: What's that?

Sakura: It's when she asks a question and you don't answer.

Gai: When in YOUTH do as the YOUTHFUL do!

Every other sane person: -sweatdrop-

Gai: K/F doesn't Naruto! -nice guy pose-

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom…)

Continuing on the dangerous mission from Water Country Team 7 (K/F: I will include Jiraiya in the word Team 7 because I'm too lazy to type) headed off to Konoha!

"Okay, everybody say it now: Aloha Konoha!" Naruto screamed.

"Will you SHUT UP? I can't even hear myself THINK!" Jiraiya yelled.

"That's not my problem, pervert!"

"SHUT UP!"

"Sakura, could you please tell us what house we're headed off to next" Kakashi said, hoping to change the subject.

"Hmm, it says here that the next house we'll be going to is… the Hyuuga's" replied Sakura.

"Kakashi it's your turn."

"If I was sure that I wasn't going to get beat up then I'd say 'I hate you.'..."

When they landed the sleigh snug as a bug in a rug on top of the roof, Kakashi, along with Sasuke the elf went in through the front door. They didn't use the chimney because, even though Naruto tried it, the two Sharingan users refused thinking that the chimney was rigged. The Hyuuga's, being the paranoid people they were; booby trapped the whole front door and hall with flying arrows, falling pebbles, and whole bunch of other scary stuff. One of the scariest contraptions was a weird hand thingy that chucked a pie at the intruders face. Naruto was just on the other side of the hall with a triumphant look on his face. He took the chimney and came out unscathed.

"Man, what the heck is Hyuuga Hiashi afraid of to booby trap everything?" Kakashi panted. He barely escaped the wrath of the pie throwing thing.

"From what I remember, he was afraid of Neji." Naruto answered.

"If the point is to make sure that Neji doesn't slaughter them all in their sleep, isn't it a LOT smarter to just booby trap Neji's door?" Sasuke retorted. He received tentative glances and shrugs which made Sasuke very mad.

They made their way slowly into Hiashi's room using their awesome ninja techniques to not get a pie in the face. Naruto wanted to be cool so he caught 2 pies to bring back up to Sakura. One pie barely hit Kakashi and Sasuke devoured a small flying tart as it came his way. If Sakura was there then she probably would have a pie on her face from gazing a Sasuke. In the room they dumped Hiashi's presents that included some weird thing which was obviously a part for a complex booby trap. Next they made their way into Hinata and her sister's room. There they dropped off 12 pairs of earrings, some lip gloss, and a can of pepper spray (to use against Neji). Everything went ok and not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. Finally they came to Neji's room. He had just fallen asleep not too long ago because he was being kept awake by the racket of flying pies. Tiptoeing to the foot of his bed they deposited the carefully wrapped hair supplies (shampoo, condition, soap, etc.). Then, out of nowhere a HUMONGOUS teddy bear came flying at them! Was it another booby trap? Had Hiashi become smart to booby trap Neji's room itself? NO! It was………..Neji throwing the teddy bear that he had used as a pillow. PHEW! Everyone let out a sigh of relief…until…..Neji muttered something about revenge against the Main House. As fast as lightning all three ran up the chimney using their chakra, fearing Round 2 with the evil pie throwing things. Technically it would be Round 1 for Naruto.

"Phew, so much for an easy mission and here Sakura" Naruto said while handing Sakura the pies.

"It's amazing how the Hyuuga's utilize everything so that they can become weapons" Kakashi commented while wiping off a speck of pie.

"I am so scarred," Sasuke thought.

"Okay! Next is the Aburame household and sadly Ino-pig, and Tenten live nearby so we can deliver the presents all together," Sakura started.

Nothing much happened on those three deliveries. Shino and his dad wanted a big sand castle made of rock so they could keep their precious bugs in it. Ino wanted a Sasuke plushie which caused Sasuke to twitch and Sakura just slapped Ino when she muttered Sasuke in her sleep. Ino slept like a log. Tenten wanted some new weapons. Naruto just thought that it was cool to waste time and do annoying back flips that always somehow managed to topple something and Sasuke had to go matrix style and catch the falling object. That was it. Nothing much happened until they had to deliver stuff to Gai's place. What Team 7 didn't know was that Gai and Lee were still awake planning on capturing Santa. Apparently Gai suddenly had forgotten about that 'Santa got sick' incident.

"No matter what the reason I will not deliver anything for Gai," Kakashi said his foot planted firmly in sleigh.

"Can I move you by getting you an Icha Icha book?" Sakura asked.

"No."

"Whoa, now that's a new one…" Sasuke thought.

"Oi! Pervy-san it's your turn now." Naruto called.

"Don't call me that darnit!" Jiraiya yelled and he descended down the chimney with the elves.

"Hear that Lee?" Gai said.

"Yes, Gai-sensei," Lee said.

"Remember the plan Lee, the minute you see him, we jump out and grab him."

"Yes and then we can pull him to join us in youthful parading!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!" (K/F: O.o)

Right at that moment Jiraiya dropped to the bottom of the chimney and headed for the Christmas tree since he too secretly feared the youthful-ness of Lee and Gai. Lee & Gai were so busy doing the hugging thing while tears were streaming down their face they realized 'Santa' was about to leave. Then Gai ran up to Jiraiya and gave him a killer death hug by the neck. Poor Jiraiya lost much needed air and Sasuke already chakra-walked up the chimney leaving behind the elf hat. Naruto was about to go but his conscience got the better of him so he grabbed a really large cane and dragged the unconscious form of Jiraiya up the chimney to the roof leaving poor Gai devastated.

"Oh no! Santa's dead! Waaaah!" Gai cried.

"No Gai-sensei, he was just… just….resting?" Lee tried. But it was no use. Gai started crying uncontrollably and ran into the bathroom like a sissy. As fast as he could, Lee ran all the way to Tenten and Neji's houses, woke them up from their sleep, and called them to Gai's place claiming that there was an emergency.

About 30 minutes later in the living room...

"I can't believe you called us over in the middle of the night to try and get Gai-sensei out of the bathroom!" Neji exclaimed.

"Don't say that!" Lee said attempting to slap Neji but he dodged the blow.

"Well, being stuck in the bathroom isn't exactly a good thing you know." Tenten said. Meanwhile you can hear Gai's voice in the bathroom really loudly and off-key too.

"JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAAAAAAAAY! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

At this horrendous noise Neji finally gave in, "Okay fine, I'll help you guys get him out of the bathroom but after that I'm going home." With that they walked over to the bathroom hoping to quell the sadness that was Gai.

"Gai don't worry Santa's alright. He was just……resting." Tenten tried. No luck but the singing did get louder.

"Gai-sensei if you come out then I promise that I will run 500 laps around Konoha with you!" Lee tried. No luck.

"Psst! Lee, go get something to bribe Gai out. Careful what you get because the minute you offer the thing to him he will grab it out just like that. Neji and I will try to help in the time being."

"Good idea Tenten! I'm off!" and with that Lee went off to find some….err…spandex.

"ON THE FIRST DAY OF CHRISTMAS I MURDERED SANTA CLAUSE!" Gai wailed pitifully in the bathroom.

"Gai, don't worry, I just talked to Santa. He said 'ho ho h-'." Neji began acting and making sounds like he had a heart attack. Tenten promptly smacked him and told him to knock it off while trying to control her own set of giggles. It was just too funny. Then Lee came back with some spandex, teddy bears, and other stuff.

"Here I got it!"

"Okay we'll start with the spandex first. Uh, Gai-sensei, if you come out then I'll give you that green spandex you always wanted," Tenten said. She held the spandex at the door and a hand shot out from inside, grabbed the spandex and the door was locked again.

"So that didn't work, Gai-sensei if you come out then I'll give you this really special teddy bear I found" Neji hollered at the door. He held the teddy bear at the door, a hand came out, grabbed Teddy, and the door was locked….AGAIN……

"Oh boy, I guess this will take some time," Tenten sighed scratching the back of her head.

"Don't worry, with the SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH by our side then we will prevail!" When Lee said that, sweatdrops managed to formulate on Neji and Tenten.

Meanwhile back with Team 7:

"You think he's going to be okay?" Sakura asked worry written on her face.

"I'm not sure. Don't forget that we splashed a bucket of ice on him since we didn't have water," Sasuke said.

"Yeah, and Sasuke even tried punching him awake, too" Kakashi said.

"Well there's one way to wake him up." Naruto said, "HEY PERVY-SAN GET UP WE'RE GOING TO THE BATH HOUSE NOW!"

"What? Where!" All the signs that would say Jiraiya is knocked out disappeared since they were being replaced by perverti-ness. "Hey, you lied."

"Wasn't my fault you began sleeping like an old hag." Naruto retorted.

"Say that to my face you moron!"

"I just did."

This brawl continued forever so that they couldn't deliver their presents….No I'm just kidding. That would be boring. But Shikamaru asked for non-troublesome things (like a new pair of shoes), Chouji asked for chips, and Kiba asked for dog food (K/F: -blinks-). Kurenai had genjutsu-fied her house so that it was like one huge maze but they got the cargo there safe and sound. It was new uniform that actually had two red sleeves so that she wasn't symmetrically challenged. Asuma's place stunk like cigarettes and he got an ashtray. Nothing unusual here but Sasuke did comment that one day Asuma's going to get cancer. And so that leaves us with Tsunade.

"Why don't we all just go in to deliver the Hokage's gift, huh?" Kakashi said. He secretly feared the wrath of Tsunade.

"Yeah, that's much better than sitting all night. My butt's hurting." Sakura complained. All the males just winced at her rear comment.

"Okay then, let's all visit that old hag. She's probably snoring over sake." Jiraiya said.

And so they all paraded into Tsunade's room to find her ASLEEP once again over her paperwork.

"Sshhh we have to be very-" Sakura started but then the slug princess awoke with a start.

"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII! Jiraiya you pervert! Can't you stop peeping for Yondaime's sake?"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" They all yelled and dropped the present (err… sake) and ran back away to the sleigh running/riding all the way to Suna.

And Team 7 learned more rules:

1. Tsunade is scary.
2. Hiashi Hyuuga is paranoid.
3. Kakashi and Gai will never get along, not even for Christmas.
4. Booby trap pies from the Hyuuga's are very tasty.
5. Never walk into a genjutsu-fied house or else you will get dizzy.
6. Asuma's house stinks.
7. Tsunade doesn't get her paperwork done.
8. Sitting in a sleigh all night makes your rear hurt.
9. Jiraiya is a pervert.
10. There are times when even Kakashi refuses Icha Icha.

(Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom, Mushroom…)

K/F: Okay, there we go! Can any of you guys out there give me some ideas? I'm really running low on ideas! Oh and am I losing on the funniness? I freak out when I lose my comedy.

Naruto: Yeah you got that right.

K/F: Naruto fetch! -throws bowl of ramen-

Naruto: Arf! Arf! -runs into bushes-

Sasuke: Baka.

Sakura: -nods-

K/F: R&R! Please?