Of Pets and the Past
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Chapter 2:- Surprises All Round!
Okay, so here I am again! I'm not too sure from the responses I got whether you guys were happy with the sequel or not!
Just so you know, there will still be humor and romance, just like 'Vegeta, you need a pet!' but the story will be revolving more around the characters and less around the pets.
Well, I'll continue to write, but if you guys don't like it, then I'll focus more on school work and less on fan fiction for a while.
On with the fic!
Last Time
Everything goes quiet for a moment. Kakarot contacted me through a mind link and told me that we would go straight through the check in and onto other world with no delay. We would automatically be transported to where to Z warriors resided. I feel my body being restored to its youthful appearance and smirk as everything comes to a stop.
I open my eyes and am greeted with….
TONGUE!
"Damn it Fluffy!" Vegeta yelled as he pulled the Raptor away from his face "Did you have to ruin the sentimental moment!"
Laughter can be heard and I recognize all the voices for once. Finally, I'm home again
Vegeta hastily pulled the giddy Raptor off of him and looked around to meet the many smiling faces of all the Z Warriors and his family.
"What the hell are you looking at!" he yelled at them all and they all laughed.
"Still the same old Vegeta!" Tien shouted, emphasizing on the old part
"Yeah - back from the old days!" Krillen added
Vegeta smirked and stood up from where he had been knocked on the ground
"Are you bastards insinuating that I the Prince of the Saiyan's am old?" Vegeta smirked
"Well, nobody else I know lived to be 986!" Called Gohan "I died at 150!"
"Ha!" Bulma interrupted "I lived to 90 and I'm only human! Pathetic Saiyan's!"
Everybody burst out laughing.
"Are Saiyan's really supposed to live that long?" Piccolo asked "Or were you just lucky … oh, sorry, I mean stubborn!"
"To tell you the truth" Vegeta answered "I really don't know! I was the first Saiyan to live to old age!"
Everybody burst out laughing again and Vegeta started to blush.
"Oh shut up!" he yelled "I looked a lot better than you lot when you died, and I didn't go out with a weepy family! I went out with style!"
Everybody quieted down as Vegeta started to get angry. Son his family cm to the front and greeted him.
"Hey dad!" Trunks yelled "I've missed you SO much!"
"…Trunks…" Vegeta said unbelievingly "I haven't seen you in at least 600 years…"
Trunks smiled sadly and hugged his father. Bura soon joined him and then Bulma. Before long Vegeta cleared his throat to give them the hint that he was getting embarrassed and they all backed away. Before long, two more young men joined the group and approached the group.
"Hey gramps!" GJ laughed "Long time no see
"Yeah! I've missed you gramps!" VJ added
Vegeta flinched at the words 'gramps', but remained quiet
"Hey! What's wrong grandpa?" VJ asked "You're not mad are you?"
"You know we didn't mean it! Besides look at how young you are now!"
"Exactly…" Vegeta replied darkly.
The boys looked at each other for a moment before shrugging and turning back, but Vegeta was gone. The Saiyan prince suddenly phased in behind the two young men and grabbed a hold of their heads smashing them together.
A long moment of silence passed before the boys picked themselves off the ground groaning and turned to Vegeta.
"We missed you too Grandpa" they groaned in unison and everybody burst out laughing again.
Not long after, the Z Warriors left Bulma and Vegeta alone. The moment every body was gone, they lunged at each other and ran for the nearest bedroom!
2 Days Later
Bulma took deep breaths of air as she lay sprawled on the bed. Vegeta lay gasping next to her and she smirked at his expression of utter shock.
"Where…" Vegeta panted "Did you learn to do that?"
"You be surprised what you could learn in other world over hundreds of years!"
Vegeta's face paled suddenly and Bulma looked at him worriedly.
"Vegeta?" She called "What's wrong?"
"I guess you took another mate then…"
"WHAT?"
"Well, you said you had learnt more techniques and you'd have had to have … you know … to have learnt them, so, I guess…"
"No"
"No?"
"I learnt them from a book"
"…"
"Vegeta?"
"Your kidding?"
"Nope"
"How the hell could you learn that fro a book!"
"I guess I'm just naturally talented!" Bulma replied pressing against the Saiyan prince
Vegeta gulped and rolled his eyes when he spotted the book labeled 'karma sutra for beginners' on the bed side table.
"I guess I had better start practicing then eh?" he smirked
"I guess you had" Bulma replied seductively
All that could be heard after that were strange noises and a few giggles here and there.
Meanwhile
Goku carried out a series of kicks and punches as he warmed up for another spar with Piccolo. He tuned towards the Namek and found him blushing furiously.
"Piccolo?" Goku inquired "What's wrong"
"It's not as f I'm trying to listen" Piccolo replied gesturing towards the bedroom occupied by the Saiyan prince and princess "But their just so loud!"
Goku laughed and hit Piccolo on the back. The Namek growled in warning and huffed.
Two Weeks Later
All of the Z Warriors had gathered together and were telling stories of events that had happened in their lives. Vegeta and Bulma had left the room for the first time in weeks and blushed when they received wolf whistles from almost everybody.
The night passed without much event until a question arose that caught everybody's attention.
"So Vegeta?" Krillen asked "What did you with your life. We died ages before you, and we're all dying to know how you survived"
Vegeta smirked and looked around at each person in the group.
"There's a hell of a lot of you here" he stated "Why don't you all ask me one question each, every night. I think that should cover it"
Everybody nodded and so the question and answer rounds began.
"Did you ever get a crush on anyone else since Bulma died?"
"No"
"How long has it been since you last had sex?"
"Five minutes"
"Okay, let me rephrase that – how long did you go without sex when Bulma died?"
"About 600+ years"
All of the men cringed and the women 'aww'ed.
"Did you ever talk to yourself?"
"…yes"
"Did you ever visit our graves?"
"All the time"
"Did you ever talk to our graves?"
"Yes"
"Who did you talk to the most?"
"Elvis"
"VEGETA!"
"Alright, alright, Bulma"
"How do you get your hair to stand up like that?"
Vegeta looked shocked at Videl's question.
"What?"
"How does your hair stand up like that?"
"I … don't know … it just … does … because … I'm a … Saiyan …"
"Oh"
The Next Day
"Did you ever have a favorite between VJ and GJ?"
"No comment" Vegeta answered quickly
"No way Vegeta! You have to answer!"
"Yeah Gramps! We wanna know who you liked better!"
"If you must know, I liked neither of you"
"HUH!"
"I liked Kiera"
"MY DAUGHTER!" cried GJ
"Yep"
"Damn"
"Vegeta" Piccolo called "When did you get your first grey hair?"
The boys grinned maniacally and looked at Vegeta.
"Ah, the hair question … I've been expecting it" Vegeta admitted "Though not from you Namek – you'd know little about the subject!"
"Ha ha – spit it out and stop avoiding the question … old man"
Vegeta growled and huffed.
"902 years of age"
All of the women had been giggling like mad since the group had joined and Vegeta was growing tired of it.
"Woman?" Vegeta called
"Yes Vegeta"
What are you women doing?"
"Playing truth or dare"
Vegeta couldn't help the smirk that formed on his face.
"Your turn Eighteen!" They all cheered
"Do I have to?"
"YES!"
Eighteen sighed dramatically and turned to Vegeta who raised his eyebrow in suspicion.
"Are you…"
"Go on!" The women cheered
"Are you … gay?"
The whole room burst into laughter and Vegeta cleared his throat to answer.
"No, I am not gay … however, all Saiyan's are born with both preferences!"
The whole room fell silent, a gust of wind was heard and a tumbleweed blew past, crashing into Krillen and carrying him away. Still nobody dared to move.
"Are … are you serious dad!" Trunks whispered
"Yes … as there was a shortage of females on my home world, males would often … you know … but usually only third classes … not us boy … but you better watch out for Kakarot!"
Goten and Trunks, who had been sitting next to Goku immediately moved away and stared at him.
"Guys!" Goku protested "You know I'm married! Besides … I don't go that way … you know?"
Vegeta burst out laughing and fell over. In the background, screaming could be heard as the tumbleweed continued to carry Krillen away.
The Day After
The group continued their questioning as Krillen hung posters that read 'BEWARE the tumbleweed'.
"So, did you go deaf?"
"Partially, but not too bad"
"What was my great, great, great, great, great grandkid like?"
"Yeah! And mine!"
"Mine too!"
Vegeta began to describe the detail of all the Warriors grandkids traits when Bulma got up and walked out claiming she didn't feel well. Vegeta paid no mind to it and continued answering, but Goku stared at the door with worried eyes.
After Bulma's return, he relaxed and joined in again.
"You won't believe this!" Vegeta laughed "But VJ's great granddaughter had the hugest crush on me!"
Everybody burst out laughing again picturing Vegeta with a five year old mini female Vegeta attached to his leg.
That Night
Vegeta stretched as he settled down for the night. They were all camping under the stars and he was just drifting off when Goku's voice broke the silence.
"Hey Vegeta?"
"Mmm?"
"Can I ask you something?"
"Asking time was 10 minutes ago … this is sleep time!" Vegeta snapped, but it sounded more like whine.
"Please?"
"Oh … alright"
"Is Bulma pregnant?"
"Yes"
"WHAT!" Bulma screamed
Vegeta shot up and jumped to his feet realizing he had let it slip. He looked around frantically and spotted a fuming Bulma approaching rapidly.
"Now Bulma" Vegeta reasoned "Anger's not good for the baby! Calm down!"
"Calm down! CALM DOWN!" Bulma screamed "I'LL SHOW YOU CALM!"
Vegeta ran for the hills with Bulma in hot persuit …this was going to be a long night!
Well, there's chapter 2! I hope that wasn't too unexpected!
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Until next time!
Clarobell