Yeah, Chapter 2 is here. Already. No reviews. Can't expect any in 2 minutes. Strong Bad, get this email started.

re: cleaning out

Strong Bad sat down and prepared to check his email once more. "Well, it's that time of year," he said reflectively. "Time to do a bit of pre-Christmas cleaning. And by that, I mean deleting." He said this as he typed in strongbademail.exe, then pressing "ENTER". An email flashed onscreen.

what up, SB dude?

how's x-mas this year?

crappitily,

joe smith

Strong Bad read it as follows: "What up, suh-buh dude? How's x-a-mus this year? Overused words, Joe Smith."

He quickly typed

"What up, JS dude,

How's it knowing your email's going to get deleted?"

He quickly typed the word "DELETED!" while yelling it. The word flashed on the screen in large letters. He pressed "ENTER" and the next one appeared.

not dear strong bad,

you suck. i am awesome. why don' t they call you weak bad?

you suck,

cool dude

Strong Bad took a breath. "I'm not even bothering with this one. DELETED!" It was promptly deleted. He opened the next email.

Hey S to the B,

Do you like crap? Is crap in the dictionary? Does crap come from cows? Do you eat crap? Where did crap first come from?

Loving crap,

Chad

Strong Bad groaned and began typing. "Look, man. If you want crap so much, just use your email. DELETED!" The words flashed on the screen, removing the email. The next one was typed in a fancy gothic font.

Dear Strong Vermillion Bad,

Why are you so mean to Strong Sad? You're always picking on him, and making him feel like he sucks, and throwing cakes in his face…Why? He is a nice person.

Please take into consideration what I said,

Depressio

Strong Bad read over this email several times, shocked. "Whoa! I mean, this guy's an idiot, but…that's one SOLID email! I might…" He paused suspiciously and read over it again. "Wait a freakin' minute! Depressio? What the crap?" The screen faded to in front of Strong Sad's room.

He knocked on the door. "Hey Strong Sad!" He was holding a heavy dictionary behind his back. The door swung open. "What do you want?" Strong Sad asked irritably from the doorway. BAM! Strong Bad swung the book, knocking Strong Sad out cold. "Yeah, that's right! And don't ever email me, or use my middle name, again!"

The screen faded back to Strong Bad's office, which he was already in. He sat down and resumed typing. "Yeah, that Strong Sad. What a nerd. Oh, wait, I almost forgot. DELETED!" He laughed. "Well, that's over. I feel…cleansed. I'm going to get some Cheatcakes." He got up and ran off, possibly to stop the Cheat from eating them all.

Easter Eggs:

Cheatcakes: the exact same Cheatcakes scene as from the email "stupid stuff"

Review. Don't, and I'll do to you what Strong Bad did to "Depressio".