Alright, ya'll, welcome back to SBEmails! I'll be posting chapters in pairs, because they're really short, OK? Good.

Now, I'd like to tell you something: I want real reviews! Real ones! Not "lol"! If I keep seeing that, I'll block anonymous reviewers. But, anger issues aside, I'd like to thank the 3 real reviewers. Well, here's "Message in Bottle"!

Chapter 3-re: message in bottle

Strong Bad, sitting at his computer desk, began saying "On today's episode
of Strong Bad Email, we'll be discussing the behavior of hot girls. Not
really." He typed strongbademail.exe and pressed "ENTER". An email
appeared.

Hey, Strong Bud,

How're things with the lades? Anyway, if you had to make a message in a
bottle, what would be your favorite joke, your awesomest song, and your
sweeticlest dance?

Forever a ladies man,
Hoki Darker, CA

Strong Bad read it like this. "Hey, Strong Bud. How are things with the
lads? Anyway, if you had to make a message in a bottle, what would be your
favorite joke, your awesome-eest song, and your sweet-ickle-eest dance?
Forever a lads man, Hoki Dorkerca."

He gasped in mock amusement, and began typing. "No way! The Hoki Dorkerca?
You're like, a living legend!" He paused. "I lied. I, nor anyone else, has
ever heard of Hoki Dorkerca." He paused again. "So, a message in a bottle?
Well, I have some good jokes. Like this one." He began thinking. "Oh yeah,
this one.

"Did you just call me your Strong Bud? I am not your Strong Bud, and I
doubt you will ever have a Strong Bud. Or maybe this one. You're good with
the lads? What's that supposed to mean? Do you like, give your fellow guys
a Cold One? Yeah, those jokes will turn some heads. Now for a song.

"Of course, I already have a soundtrack," he pointed out, referring to
Strong Bad Sings, "but I guess I can make up a new one for you. How about
this one?"

His head started waving to the beat. "Yeah. They're Limozeen. They got a
cool car, a band, and almost a TV show. They're Limozeen. They got a
drummer. They're Limozeen!" Roses flew from nowhere towards him. "Yeah!
Thank you! But now for a dance..."

"I got one, Stwong Bad." Strong Bad jolted. Standing right beside him was
Homestar Runner. "What? No one wants to see your dance!" "Sure they do!"
He began waving his bottom around. "Butt dance..." "NO! Alright, I'll put
it down, just get out of my freakin' house!" "Okay."

Furious, Strong Bad made a final list. "Okay, here goes.

1. Did you just call me your Strong Bud? I am not your Strong Bud, and I
doubt you will ever have a Strong Bud.
2. Yeah. They're Limozeen. They got a cool car, a band, and almost a TV
show. They're Limozeen. They got a drummer. They're Limozeen!
3. The...ugh...butt dance.

"Well, that's my list," he said finally. "Now, I'm going to go put a pair
of pants on Homestar if it kills me. That butt is a lethal weapon." He got
up and walked away.

Easter Eggs:
pants: Shows Homestar running around Strong Badia yelling "Long pants!"
with Strong Bad futilely chasing him, pair of pants in hand

drummer: Limozeen starts singing SB's song

Next chapter comes soon. Well, keep emailing Strong...uh, I mean, keep reviewing me!