Broadcasting Live to all the realms of Mortal Kombat ittss
The Steel Cage with your host Johnny Cage!
cage enters from side stage wearing his tuxedo from Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance.
Cage: Good evening everyone I am Johnny Cage, here with my co-host Scorpion.
Scorpion waves at the camera.
Cage: Yes all well and good and so on and so on, now then if Rain would bring out tonights guest we can get started.
Rain: Hey Cage?
Cage: What is it Rain and does it involve tonights guest cause if it doesn't then dont ask it.
Rain: How come you didn't inroduce me?
Cage:Strange I remeber telling you to bring out the guest I didn't tell you to waste my time with your sob story.
Rain: Why wasn't I introduced? You introduced yourself and Scorpion but not me why not me?
Scorpion: Because man we're the talent, your'e just some hack.
Cage: yeah what he said.
Rain: You guys are so full of shit!
Scorpion: Naw man we shit you not. They wanted Sub-Zero or Reptile , but they didn't have enough to afford thos guys so they hired you instead.
Rain:Aww go to hell starts crying
Cage: Well then Rain now that you've got your anwers can you bring out the guest. Or do we have to make you happy so you'll stop crying?
Rain: still crying shut up
Cage: Ok I guess I'll have to do it myself walks over to Rain's control thingy Ok then what does this one do
cage reaches for lever labled Ultra Mega Death Ray.
Rain:Dont pull that
cage pulls lever and is shocked throughout his body
Scorpion: Dammit Rain you almost ruined it with your stupid warning, Im starting to wish they hired Shinnok instead of your ass.
Rain: Well they didnt hire Shinnok or my ass, they hired me, so I'm gonna come here and put my ass in the spot on this chair where it says Rain put you ass here.
Cage: does it really say that?
Cage and Scorpion look at Rains chair where a lable reads Rain put your ass here
Cage: wow, but anyway lets bring out tonights guest
Rain: alrighty then the guest tonight will be Ermac.
Ermac enters and takes the seat next to Cage.
Cage: Ermac how are you doing?
Ermac: We are Ermac!
Scorpion: Ermac? what the hell kind of name is Ermac?
Ermac: WE ARE ERMAC!
Rain: Thats not what he asked dude, he wants to know what kind of name Ermac is.
Cage: would you two morons stop interupting my show? Now then Ermac how did it feel to be at the center of the whole Ermac Hoast, so to speak?
Ermac: We were not a hoax. WE ARE ERMAC!
Cage: Yeah but you were a mistake in ummm Mortal Kombat 2 i think.
Ermac: We wer not a mistake. WE ARE ERMAC!
Cage: You interupted Scorpion your name means ERror MACrohard dude
Scorpion: Yeah who the hell do you think you are cuttin in on my kombat you little shit face
Rain: Ermac? what the hell is an Ermac?
Ermac: WE ARE ERMAC! we are not shit face or mistake. WE ARE ERMAC!
Cage: ok we get it You guys, apparently are Ermac.
Rain: Hey whats with the "we are ermac" thing?
Scorpion: And is it really necesary to say "we are ermac" every damn time you talk? we know who you fucking are dumbass!
Cage: Will you two shut up! Im trying to conduct an interveiw and you two idots keep interupting me!
Scorpion: We're idots? what the fuck is an idot?
Rain: Dont you mean idiot?
Scorpion: fuckin moron cant even say idiot.
Cage:Will you two please shut up!
Ermac: Why isn't anyone paying attention to us? WE ARE ERMAC!
Scorpion: We know who you fucking are! you know what this is bullshit! GET OVER HERE!
Scorpion's spear grabs Ermac and he uppercuts Ermac through the ceiling.
Cage: Dammit! RAIN HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!
Rain: But it was Scorpion not me.
Scorpion: yeah but im talented and you could have prevented this from happening.
Cage: thats right Scorpion.
Rain: gently sobbing why do you have to blame everything on me?
Scorpion: Show polocy dude.
Cage: yeah rule number one: Blame everything on Rain.
Ermac crashes through the roof and lands on the chair next to Johnny.
Cage: Rain is the guest back yet?
Rain: while crying What the hell do you think?
Cage: Rain I dont think I need you to tell me.
Rain: still crying THe guest is back you freakin retard.
Cage: Oh good! Ermac did you know you were a mistake?
Ermac: We are not a mistake. WE ARE ERMAC!
Cage: Well then lets take a look at tonights poll. Rain stop you wussy little crying and show the poll.
Rain: stops crying I'll give you a poll ya stupid dumbass.
poll shows up on the screen behind Cage
Cage: There you have it!
WAS ERMAC A MISTAKE?
50 YES
50NO
Cage: let me remind you that there is a fifty percent chance of error.
Rain: Fifty percent?
Cage: Computers broken, had to do the math myself. Anyway lets take it to Kitana in the streets of Edenia
Kitana: Thank you Johnny I'm here in the center of Edenia, asking the people here if they think Ermac was a mistake. Excuse me sir.
Man: Yes
Kitana: Im from The Steel Cage staring Johnny Cage and i wanted to ask you if you think Ermac was a mistake.
Man: I'm Bill from Edenia and I do not think Ermac was a mistake.
Kitana: Well thats his opion now lets see what the rest of Edenia thinks!
Woman: Im Cherly from Edenia and I think Ermac was a mistake
Man: Im Joe and Ermac is not a mistake.
Man: Im incredibly handsom and Ermac is not a mistake
Bill: I'm just a bill and im sitting up on capitol hill.
Kitana: There you have it Johnny some do some dont now back to you! woohoo!
Cage: Thank you Kitana
Scorpion: perky little bicth ain't she?
Ermac: WE ARE ERMAC!
Cage: We know Ermac, now stop saying that.
Rain: ummmm Cage I think we're out of time.
Cage: Rain are we out of time yet?
Scorpion: Not to bright are we Johnny boy?
Cage: I'm the brightest why do ask Scorpion?
Scorpion: No reason.
Cage: Rain are we out of time yet?
Rain: Yeah ya freakin idiot.
Cage: Thank you for tunning in, I'm Johnny Cage and on behalf of Scorpion, Ermac, Kitana, and the rest good night.