Of Pets and the Past

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Chapter 5:- Over cooing can be fatal!

I hope you guys like the chapter … I'm a bit depressed right now, so try to ignore me if I don't seem too enthusiastic. I would also like to apologize if this chapter isn't very funny, but as I said, I'm feeling a bit depressed.

On with the fic!

Last Time

"Daddy?" Bura asked "What are you going to call the babies?"

All eyes turned on the Prince and he smirked.

"During my long life, I have learnt more mental skills" he started "One of them happens to be insight"

"What?"

"I can rest my hand on Bulma's stomach" Vegeta demonstrated resting a hand on his mate's stomach "And when I close my eyes – I can see the babies!"

"But they haven't even formed yet!" Bulma argued "I'm barely a month pregnant!"

"I can see what they will look like when they will be born!"

All of the Z Warriors stared in awe as Vegeta's smirk grew.

"So what are you going to call them?" piccolo asked, now very curious.

"I'm going to call them…"

Vegeta paused to let the tension build in the room before answering.

"Ice-cream and Jelly!" The prince yelled

Everybody in the room fell over anime style and Vegeta burst into fits of laughter.

"VEGETA!" they all yelled, frustrated.

"Alright, alright" he gave in "I'll tell you their names, only after you find out a bit more about them – so get asking!" he grinned

"Okay" Krillen spoke up "What sex are they?"

"The gender?" Vegeta asked coyly "Couldn't you be more specific?"

"Fine" Krillen smirked "Are they boys?"

"Nope"

"So they're girls?"

"Nope!"

"What!"

"I think I know your game Geta" Bulma smirked "Are they a boy and a girl?"

"I can't tell you"

"And why not?"

"Bulma told me not to" he smirked

"VEGETA!" they all screamed

"Alright! … Yes"

"Yes what?"

"Yes!"

"Yes what!"

"YES!"

"I swear Vegeta" Goku commented "You're becoming more like me every day!"

Vegeta's face paled and he turned towards the Z Warriors.

"They're a boy and a girl – non-identical"

"Aww!" the women cooed, and Goku high-fived Piccolo who had given him the idea to freak out Vegeta.

"So?" Bura prompted, looking quite annoyed

"So what?"

"So what are you going to call them!" she snapped

Vegeta cringed away from his snappy daughter and turned to his mate.

"What's wrong with her?" he whispered

"I think it's the prospect of having to compete for daddy's love" Bulma replied "I think she's jealous because there's going to be another girl!"

Vegeta sighed and turned back to Bura.

"You know I'm not going o love you any less right?"

"Yeah, but that doesn't mean your not going to love her more!"

"You know that won't happen!"

"We'll see when the brat's born" Bura replied in a dark tone "If she's born!"

Vegeta and Bulma gulped and quickly moved away from their homicidal daughter.

"I think you should stay away from her during your pregnancy" Tien whispered to Bulma

"I think you're right" Bulma replied

"So!" Bura chirped, her mood taking a 180 into a light and happy mood "What are you going to call them?"

"Just like her mother..." Vegeta sighed "…in heat"

Bulma blushed like mad and smacked Vegeta over the head. Piccolo was blushing so hard his ears were red and all of the Z Warriors were either silent from embarrassment or trying to hold in their laughter.

Vegeta rubbed his head and scowled at Bulma before turning back to the Z Warriors.

"I told you" he reminded "I want you to know them better before finding out what I'm going to call them!"

"Okay then" Goku replied "What do they look like?"

Vegeta smirked and was obviously pleased with the question.

"I thought you would never ask!" he grinned "The girl will have pale skin, blue eyes, blue hair and a soft voice"

"Like Bulma" Goku commented

"Yes" Vegeta agreed "Also, she will be no fighter"

"What about the boy?"

"The boy will have tanned skin, dark eyes, dark hair and quite a rough voice"

"Like … you!" Goku grinned

"Exactly"

"So you're going to call them Bulma and Vegeta Junior?" Trunks asked

"Nope"

"Then what!"

"I have decided to call the girl Bulmy" Vegeta smirked, looking at his mate "And the boy-"

"Geta" Bulma finished "You're giving them our pet names for each other"

"Yes"

"AAAAWWWWWWWW!" the women cooed loudly "That is so adorable!"

Vegeta blushed and looked at Bulma.

"Well" he began "You told me when Trunks and Bura were born that a baby deserves its own name"

"So you thought…" Bulma pondered

"It's not much of a change I know, and we already had a Vegeta Junior, so I thought that because they look so much like us, we should link them to us"

Bulma hugged Vegeta and kissed his neck. He inhaled her scent in return and let out a deep throaty growl. A moment of silence passed until…

"Um … Vegeta?" Tien asked

Vegeta looked up from his embrace with his mate.

"Mmm?"

"Did you just … purr?"

Vegeta's eye's widened slightly and his mouth opened and closed like a fish.

"I … uhh … well I … err … … … yeah"

"AWWWWWWWW!" the women cooed until Eighteen keeled over.

A man in a white medic suit ran over and checked her pulse before looking scornfully at the Z Warriors.

"This woman had over cooed herself! Who is responsible for this!"

Vegeta warily raised his hand in the air for the medic to see.

"Shame on you sir!" he scolded and Vegeta blinked several times "Does this woman have a husband?"

"Yes sir" Krillen replied "That would be me"

"I said does this woman have a husband!"

"Hello! I said that was me!" Krillen repeated raising his voice

"Fine – I suppose I'll have to take her to the hospital!"

"I'M HER HUSBAND!" Krillen shouted, but the medic didn't even look at him.

"I'm her daughter" Marron whispered "Can I come with you?"

"Of course" The medic said as he loaded Eighteen into the back of an ambulance, that had just mysteriously appeared there in the last 2 seconds.

"But what about me!" Krillen whined

"Does she have any other family?" the medic asked Marron

"Not really" Marron replied "Just our friends"

"Huh!" Krillen gasped "What about me!"

"Did you just hear something?" Marron asked

"No" the medic replied "We must go – this woman needs immediate medical attention – over cooing can on rare occasions be fatal!"

The doors to the ambulance slammed shut and it sped off. Krillen began to chase after it, but failed to look as he ran into a tumbleweed crossing and was swept away by baby tumbleweed. Only one scream could be heard in the distance.

"Damn my height!"