Welcome back, blah blah blah, let's see Strong Mad learn the ABCs!
Chapter 4-re: alphabet
Strong Bad sat down and sang, "Let's sing a song of...EMAIL!" He typed
strongbademail.exe, and the email appeared. It read:
Dear Stong Bad,
You are awesome! But I was wondering, why don't you teach Strong Mad the
alphabet?
Your main man,
Van Muundegarde
"Whoa!" Strong Bad exclaimed. "Van Muundegarde? You've come back from
France! So, Vannie, why don't I teach Strong Mad the ABCs? Well, he's got
a one-track mind, making it hard..."
The screen switched to a classroom. Strong Bad was standing at the front,
scholarship hat and baton ready, while Strong Mad was sitting in a seat.
"Okay, Strong Mad," Strong Bad said slowly, "say it with me. A."
"DOUGLAS!" thundered the oldest of the Strongs. "Uh...never mind. Now to
numbers. 1, 2, 3." "I LIKE CHEESE!" Strong Bad was clearly disturbed.
"Yeah, that's...great, big guy. Now, say The Cheat." "THE CHORT!" "Ugh,
this is hopeless."
The screen switched back to the Lappy 486. "So, there you have it. You'd
have an easier time teaching Homsar."
The screen went back to the classroom, but this time switching Strong Mad
for Homsar. "Okay, midget, say A." "Elect a cup of corn for president!"
Homsar exclaimed. "What the crap? Uh...okay, 1, 2, 3." "Let's sing a song
of Pennzoil!" "Uh...what? Well, never mind. Say The Cheat." "You're a real
state trooper!"
The Lappy 486 again appeared. "So, you see? You can't teach Strong Mad the
ABCs, and Homsar's an idiot. Well, I'm going to go tape his mouth shut."
He got up and left.
Easter Eggs:
tape: shows Homsar bound and gagged in a closet, jumping up and down