This is just a little story that i made because i was laughing my ass off in this really funny one and it made me want to make a really funny and random story. Well hope you enjoy. There will be pairings but you have to read to find out.

Quick little scenario inspired from a post on RedLotusNin's forum. Part of the Neji vs. Naruto battle, narrated, not by Tenten but, by Gai and Lee. Neji goes beserk. It's short, and is silly, not an indepth character study or anything remotely serious.

crap. i knew he would give me a birthday prank! i didn't know it would be this drastic! he screwed up my cell! damn him...[TWOSHOT] itasaku i don't own naruto. WILL NOT BE UPDATED ANY MORE. stop asking for it to be updated again....u r annoying me with it

Naruto met some pretty interesting people on his tavels. What would happen if he took all of his friends to meet them? And what happens when the worlds are being ravaged by a strange army of monsters? DISCONTINUED!

Kakashi and Iruka go golfing! KakashixIruka

Un oneshot DeiSaku. Aunque no me guste esta pareja, me salió así. Muy profundo! Leedlo! No se escribir summarys... .'

She's the only one that can bring back the clan now. Sequel to Higher Ground.

Lee saves Gaara,but Gaara leaves something behind and when Lee takes it to him....well.... just read.

A mysterious girl comes back to Konoha, meets Naruto and his friends...and you think that's all. But what's her strange connection with Sasuke. Spoilers OC SasuXOC

Estaba tranquilo, calmado. Calmado como hacia mucho tiempo que no lo estaba. Tenia gracias lo cosa. Tenia gracia que tuviese que venir aquí a buscar la paz que necesitaba. Oneshot. Future Fic. Advert: Muerte personaje. Minor SasukexSakura.

Chaos like Naruto and knowledge like Jeopardy? Nothing good can come from it. Read and see what happens! Please, no flames!

He wonders what it must be like to be the giver and not the receiver, the healer and not the resigned patient. It’s been years since he’s had to wonder if he has cold hands. HayatexSakura oneshot, rated for content.

Sasuke escapes from his latest mission with more than just a few battle scars, and Naruto is his only cure. Sasuke never would have guessed he'd get pregnant from it. Yaoi, MPreg NaruSasu

Itachi Uchiha has a younger sister along with him in Akatsuki. Sasuke is hunting them down. Will they kill each other, or can they possibly be saved?

Sakura comes to an odd conclusion one day.“I still think this is a bit abnormal. People really don’t do it this much do they?” [nejisaku]

1shot: Konoha hears the call of war, but with who is a father to leave his princess with? Well, with a knight of course. “He had been the only 1 strong enough 2 protect her, & his attraction 2 her only made him more devoted SasxHina,NejixIno,FULL SUMM INS

Sakura had always hated math... till now. [ShikaSaku oneshot] [Beware of the fluff!]

Yoai!Sasuke shows feeling he's never shown, but we've all known, Sakura learns and creates new feelings and Kakashi and Gai get caught in the miss of things. [Pairing I've never done basically]

Os caminhos que nós escolhemos são os que irão levar ao nosso verdadeiro destino. SasxSakuxIta

A figure running in front of him, him following close behind, suddenly the smell of blood in the air hits them and they exchange worried looks. Close, they were close to their destination, closer still, just one more turn and……… what their eyes saw, was

Quick fic on Tobi and his big day off.

Sasuke has liked Naruto since freshmen year of high shool and they are now juniors in college and naruto just be came single again! rated T rating might go up as story progresses. I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

Sasuke has fallen for this girl named Hana. She came 2 years ago and Sakura hates that she's with Sasuke instead of her. Taylor Swift songfic. SasukexOC

My 1st story! GaaraHinata. Hinata is slowly dealing with her problems. Can Gaara help, or will his presence only cause more pain. Final Chappie up!

Un Hechizo, Un Beso, Una dulce mirada y una Sonrisa basto y se perdio completamente.ItaxSakuxSasu.