Confessions on A Dance Floor
So much alcohol, but such tiny stomachs…
Marina returned from the hall and everyone looked at her.
"Who was that?" asked Quistis as she tried to prop herself up on her bed.
"It was that guy Chris from the club," everyone continued to look at her.
"And…" Selphie continued.
"…and, nothing, he lives outside of Balamb and he was only here to see his girlfriend," Marina sat down on the chair beside Quistis' bed.
"How did you
figure all that out in like 5 minutes?" asked Selphie.
"Well see he said his name was Chris Masteson. And I'm like Masteson. Chris-
Mas…get it? Anyways I remembered my friend in town who was dating this guy and I remembered that I laughed at that name before, and he is a total slime, so I said goodbye and came back in here.
"Aww I'm sorry…anyways on with my story, so after Selphie was ditched by
Maina, Zell went over to help her…"Can I cut in?" asked Zell to the man behind Selphie.
"Please," responded Selphie quickly as she lurched herself onto him. The man who was dancing behind her walked off, defeated. "Thank Hyne you were here Zell. That guy was so wicked creepy, I am so gonna kill Marina for this." Zell blushed a little.
"Glad to be of service," Selphie looked up at him, he was no longer wearing thos shorts he always wore, or that casual jacket of his. He was wearing a nice blue button up shirt and some faded jeans. HIt might have been the smoke the fog machine thing was spraying, but he was actually very attractive.
"So anyways…" Zell started, "how do you like the party so far?"
"Well you know it's kind of…" Selphie trailed off as the two friends saw Squall dancing past them with a pink sun hat and pink gloves on. There was a crowd of drunk guys behind him with maracas chanting, 'Sanchez! Sanchez!"
Zell looked at Selphie. "Maybe I should…"
"Yeah I really think you should." Zell smiled and then headed through the mass of people dancing to find Squall. Selphie looked around and saw Marina talking with some guy. Then she remembered what she had done to her, leaving her with some stranger. Her eyes shot daggers as she began to storm off after Marina.
Maina looked her way and saw Selphie coming after her so she ran off somewhere else and Selpie lost sight of her. She sighed and turned around when she bumped into Zell.
"Aren't you gonna-"
"Quistis said she's got it." Selphie smiled at him and the two danced to were dancing to the music when a waitress came along with drinks.
"Free drinks to every new couple on the floor! Are you a new couple and over the drinking age?"
"Uhh…" Selphie started.
"Great! Here you two go…ah young love…" the waitress left and the two watched her go. It was pretty obvious she was kind of tipsy herself. Then they looked at their drinks.
"Well are you gonna?"
"Are you?" countered Zell.
"I will if you do." Replied Selphie. Zell nodded and Selphie put three fingers up.
"On the count of three. Three, two, one." The two downed the entire glass of the beverage and all hell broke loose. The lights seemed to be dancing with them, and people looked increasingly scary. The insanity brought on by this mystery alcohol made them mad. So after all their best efforts to stay sane, Quistis, or a giant cat that sounded a lot like Quistis, told them to go home.
"…And then you went home and you must've went into bed," finished Quistis.
"Yeah…" continued Selphie, "I remember being in the room…"
"Mr. Zell you arrrrrrrrrrre verrrrrrrrrrrry drrrrrrrrrrrunk…." Selphie was olling her r's making her sound like a person with a bad accent.
"As are you Ms. Selphie!" cried Zell, "Hey let's jump on the bed!" Zell jumped up on Selphie's bed and began to jump up and down.
"Stop!" wailed Selphie, "you are going to get very hurt you know!" she was talking very maturely, or like a three year old tying o be mature.
"Will not-OW!" Zell had jumped to high and hit his head on the ceiling. Selphie gasped and covered her mouth while he sat on the bed clutching his head.
"Oh no! Cid's gonna be so pissed at us! We can't tell him. But don't worry I know how to fix this! Take off your clothes!" Zell did as he was told and stripped down to his white boxers. He put his hand under the elastic but was stopped by Selphie.
"I didn't mean all of them stupid butt!" Zell stopped and waited for further instructions. Selphie picked up Zell's shirt. "Ooo, this is pretty, I'm gonna put it on…" Selphie then took off her yellow halter-top and put Zell's shirt over top her white bra. She then took off her white skirt and revealed her chocobo clad panties. She then got into bed.
"Come on Zell…" she wailed, "I'm tired I'll think of a way to stop the monkeys from singing tomorrow. Zell nodded and got into bed with Selphie.
"Wow…" Rinoa commented, "You cannot drink alcohol well." Quistis huffed.
"And you can?" she asked slyly, "Then tell me why is there a tattoo of Squall's name on your shoulder." Rinoa looked at her puzzled and then looked at her should, moving her jacket away. Her eyes widened when she saw the heart with Squall's name in it….
A/N- so what did you think, did you like my drunk versions of Zell and Selphie? Anyways next up is Squall and Rinoa, but I probably won't update until after Christmas! Happy Holidays Everyone!