Confessions On a Dance Floor
Origins of the Sanchez
"Where did that come from?" asked Rinoa sitting down trying to catch her breath.
"The same place where Squall got his." Squall looked at his shoulder. "No, no Squall. Your tattoo is somewhere else…" Quistis put her hand on her. Squall placed his where hers was. "No lower," she said, he placed his hand lower. "Lower…lower…there you go." Squall's hand was on his lower back just above his butt. Selphie, Zell and Marina shut their mouths tight to stifle their laughter.
"You mean I have 'Dirty Sanchez' written on my forehead, and Rinoa's name on my ass?" he asked getting very angry. Quistis nodded.
"I tried to stop you…"
Zell followed Squall's pink hat as he tried to get through the crowd of people. He bumped into Quistis. "Hey have you seen-"
"Squall. Yes. I need to stop him from doing something very stupid, I already tried to help a drunk Marina and I stopped a drinking contest between Irvine and Seifer…" Zell looked at her congused.
"Okay they passed out, but whatever. They stopped right?" Zell smiled a little. "You know what Zell go enjoy yourself I'll stop Squall from getting a heart on his ass." Zell shook his head as Quistis ran off after Squall.
"…Wait, what do you mean a heart on his ass?" Quistis shoved people from her way trying to get to Squall when she saw Rinoa sitting at the bar spinning in the stool.
"Rinoa are you okay?" Rinoa looked up at her.
"No… Squall said that he needs more sex… but I'm like…no…" she slurred in response.
"Really?" asked Quistis half mockingly because she knew Squall was probably drunk when he said this. Rinoa nodded in response.
"So you know what I'm gonna do?" Quistis shook her head dreading what Rinoa would say next, "I'm getting a tattoo of his name on me." Quistis shook her head furiously.
"No you really shouldn't it's all a…"
"Sanchez! Sanchez!" Quitis looked over to see Squall being crowd surfed with maracas in his hands.
"Hold that thought," said Quistis as she went over to stop Squall from doing something else dumb. She got to the crowd surfers and hit one upside his head.
"Put him down!" she commanded. The drunk men looked at her and got instantly frightened so they did as they were told and put him down. Her eyes widened when she saw his forehead. She lifted his dark bangs with her hand and her jaw dropped.
"Why did you right 'Dirty Sanchez' on his forehead!" Squall was swaying from side to side and Quistis helped keep his balance. "Will someone please explan!" One guy stepped forward.
"He said his name was Sanchez, and he kept doing a dirty dance with his pink hat so we called him 'Dirty-Sanchez'…get it?" Quistis raised her hand up in anger and everyone ran. She turned to Squall and tried to get the permanent marker off his head by rubbing it. But to her dismay it stayed.
"You are so dumb you know that." She told him.
"Huh?" he responded still swaying a little.
"You get Rinoa mad, and you get 'Dirty Sanchez' written on your head, and you do a dirty dance that I miss, that really sucks." Squall looked at her sadly.
"Rinny's mad at me?"
"Yeah…" she responded, "but don't worry she'll-"
"You know what I'm going to do?" he interrupted. Quistis hoped he wouldn't say what she thought.
"I'm gonna get a tattoo!" he declared.
"What is it with drunk people and tattoos?" Squall patted her on the shoulder.
"Hey Quitsis you're the best. Hey everyone this woman is the best!" The people in the surrounding area looked at her and started chanting.
"Best! Best! Best! Best!" they picked up Quistis and began to crowd surf her, even though she was protesting and smacking people away from her. She watched Squall leave the building through the exit.
"No! Put me down!" she commanded. The people shrugged and dropped her on her leg and creamed in pain.
"Mother F-"
"...and that's how Squall and Rinoa got their tattoos, and how I broke my leg." Marina put her hand out and started counting her fingers.
"So I ended up naked with a stranger in my shower 'cause I was drunk, Selphie and Zell were in bed together 'cause they were drunk, and Squall and Rinoa got tattoos 'cause they were drunk and Quistis broke her leg because…?"
"She was clumsy?" offered Selphie.
"She was clumsy," repeated Marina. Quistis raised her eyebrow and gave them dirty looks.
"Whatever, this is all Marina's fault she's the one who made me have a party at a club." Marina gasped at the accusation.
"Well Rinoa was the one who managed to get the club booked for us!" shot back Marina.
"Well it was Quistis' birthday," said Rinoa. Everyone looked at Quistis and nodded.
"True," said Zell nodding.
"Next year, my party is at Chucks-cheesee's."
A/N- so there you go the dramatic conclusion of COADF! Tell me what you think! And BTW I said 'Chucks-cheesee's' to avoid lawsuits…LOL!
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