A/N: This poem is dedicated to Alec.
Quote: Me: Don't be jealous because you're not getting any.
Him: Shut up lesbian.
Artemis' Lament
I am not a lesbian.
I like boys.
I may not want to have sex with them,
But I still like them.
I am not a lesbian.
I am not a lesbian.
I do not roam around the forest with girls
To get action.
They are just my friends.
I am not a lesbian.
I am not a lesbian.
If I were, I wouldn't hate Aphrodite.
I would be too blinded by love to notice anything but her beauty.
But I hate her skinny little blonde ass.
I am not a lesbian.
I am not a lesbian.
If I were, I would have come out by now!
I am not a lesbian!
I AM NOT A LESBIAN!
Maybe sometimes….
BUT USUALLY I AM NOT A LESBIAN!
TAKE THAT, ZUES!
And don't think no one sees what you and Hermes do together!
HA!
Wow…glad I got that off my chest…