Uh...it's weird,but give it a shot!My only warning is:it's dumb...if you're bored,go ahead...

Completely pointless crack, spawned from a livejournal meme, written purely for the amusement of myself and my friend. And anyone else who happens to be amused by it. Basis for a sound and worthwhile piece of literature? I think so!

La decisión es urgente, pero no deja de ser riesgosa. Se dará inicio a otra etapa y no se regirán bajo todos aquellos esquemas de antaño. La renovación es inevitable.

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

This Is the story of Brad Lionheart, Months after the events of the pain of loss

this is the story Of Brad Lionheart, this is what happen to him during the Chunin exams

This story is about what really happens when Orochimaru trains Sasuke

Sakura's been kidnapped what will hapen? What do the kidnappers want? Find out. Please R&R One Shot [SasuSaku]

Side story for Be My Friend. 10 yr old Kakashi and 9 yr old Iruka decide the Yellow Flash needs a girlfriend and set out on a mission to set him up with someone. Their plans don't go so smoothly.

It's a dream I had about 4 months ago... Just felt like turning it into a fanfiction.Enjoy! SasuxOcc

The REAL reason why Sasuke went to Orochimaru.

Ninjas plus orange equals bad. An attempt at Naruto humor.

The next day, they would escort the representative back to Kumogakure, and then return to Konoha, simple as that. [Little bit of LeeOC XD]

The 12 rookies are organising for the new year party at konoha. Love starts to happen and some other troublesome things.

Shikamaru is making lunch for Temari, and with the music, confesses his love to her. And what is the cliched part in this? She heard him the whole time!

“But, Sakura, do you LOVE me? Do you wake up every morning thinking of me? Do you wish I was by your side at every waking moment, Sakura?” [NaruSaku] [dropped.]

Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are all assassins who are out to kill each other. The last one alive gets the reward of fifty thousand dollars.

A/U: After a year of traveling, Sakura came back to Hinata's side but found out Hinata was to marry one of the Uchiha Prince on the day of her 15th birthday. Worried, she went in disguised as a ambassador's relative to pick out the best husband for her.

saSuKE wAs thinKIng perFect giFt fOr saKura.,

Neji,Hinata,and Sasuke are sent on a mission together. Sasuke and Neji start to fall for Hinata but who will win her heart?

Neji and Sasuke have an odd relationship. Naruto is just the best friend who's in love with Sasuke. Sasuke's madly in love with Neji. Neji... doesn't know if he loves Sasuke or not. Onesided SasuNeji and NaruSasu at first... hints of NejiNaruSasu

Queijo, só pra te deixar feliz, um NaruHina pra vc...

[ItaTema] Being the mediator between Konoha and Suna has never been easy work, but neither is being wounded and alone with Uchiha Itachi. Full summary inside. [Oneshot]

Ou: O dia em que Kurosaki Ichigo ia se declarar para Kuchiki Rukia! Fic baka, obviamente de Naruto! Pena que não cabe esse título como o principal... Encontramos Sasuke vendo tv. Será que assim ele tem um pouco de paz? XD Espero que se divirtam! :D

Summary: an odd little piece I came up with. The Yondiame, Rin, and Obito are all worried about Kakashi, but Kakashi isn’t worried, he just wants to try to paint. Warning: blood, probably light R