Disclaimer: I only own the plot, Dungeon Town, Anne, Paul, and Rupert. Do you think they'd give everything else to me if my sister did "The Lip?"
The Basement
Suddenly the door swung open and Starfire, Robin, Paul, and Lilo fell down the stairs in exhaust. Behind them followed Stitch, Aang, Bijou, and Hamtaro walking down the stairs staring at the others in confusion.
Lilo asked, "You know Starfire you could've at least flown 5 floors down."
Starfire retorted, "I wanted to take a break. But this isn't the best break I've been on."
Aang spoke, "Why don't you guys take a quick nap and the rest of us will check things out."
Robin replied, "Ok, go nuts. I'm taking a nap, a nice yawn long nap. Nighty night Starry, Pillow, and Poop." Robin fell fast asleep.
Bijou said, "I thought their names were Starfire, Lilo and Paul."
Star, Lilo, and Paul exclaimed, "THOSE ARE OUR NAMES!"
"Oh, sorry. Go get some rest."
Paul sighed, "I'm down with that." He lies down and snores loudly.
The two other girls lied down and slept too.
Stitch looked at Lilo, smiled, and said, "Goobaja!"
"What?" inquired Aang.
"Just come on."
"Ok, whatever."
The 2 hamsters, the Avatar, and 626 walked over to the other side of the basement to see a magenta colored creature wearing a blue cap, a Yankee t-shirt, and humungous glasses with a BIG nose to match dropping down from a green portal.
"HEY! I was in the middle of watching the game! It was the ninth inning and Derek Jeter was picking his nose during the commercials!" cried Nosey.
"What's a ninth inning and who is Derek Jeter?" asked the curious Aang.
"Well if it isn't Aang or Mr. I-Suck-My-Thumb-During-My-Sleep?"
"HEY! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?"
"I'm an experiment kid like Stitch here. Hey Stitch!"
Stitch grumbled, "Eddama patookie." He stuck his tongue out at Nosey.
"Oh come on! So I revealed a lot of stuff about you at the lab, there's no big about that right?"
"Naga, very big."
Rupert came out of nowhere and bursts, "Well not to break up this reunion but, welcome to Dungeon Town experiment 199! I've heard all about you! I already told people who likes who and I need your help with something."
Nosey rubbed his chin and grinned, "Finally, someone who appreciates my talents! Well of course I'll help you!"
Stitch said, "Uh-oh."
Rupert ordered, "Follow me my dear gossipy friend. This is gonna be the beginning of a great friendship."
A Secret Room…
"He did what?" asks Rupert and adds a big chuckle.
"He saw her coming out of the shower! That's when he started to like her!" answers Nosey.
"Then what happened?"
"The day afterwards…"
"I can't believe not that much people don't like you!"
"I think they're just jealous of my good looks!"
Rupert laughs and says, "Listen, after dinner tell all of these stories but don't tell any about me."
"Why?"
"It was my idea so cut me some slack dude."
"Ok, but I wanted to tell them about your squeaky toy!"
"NOSEY!"
"Fine fine, sue why don't cha?"
Rupert slaps his brow.
The Dining Room
"C'mon Paul, we're gonna serve A LOT of people and other things," called out Anne.
Paul hollered, "Yeah yea whatever," and added under his breath, "Miss Bossy."
"Excuse me?" Anne asked in an almost angry voice.
"Nothing."
"Ok."
Anne put a pile of eating utensils upon Paul's hands and threw a blanket upon his head too.
"HEY!" shouted the little brother.
"What? Oh. Sorry bro," apologized Anne. She pointed her finger at Paul and flipped her finger and the blanket was on Paul's hands.
Anne said, "Time to set up the table!" Anne focused her hands on the table, spread her arms apart, and made the table three times as long as before and it could fit everyone.
"Nice sis," comment Paul.
"Oh, it was nothing," blushed the little witch.
Paul handed her the load and added, "I'm helping Lilo cook dinner."
"HEY YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE ME-" Anne scolded but Paul slams the door, "Here."
Kitchen
"Hey Lilo! I just escaped from the clutches from the Bossy One," greeted Paul.
Lilo giggles and says, "Kairi is helping us make dinner."
"Really?"
Out of nowhere, a voice said, "Yes I am." It was Kairi with an apron on.
Paul blushes, "Oh, sorry."
"Oh don't worry about it."
"So, what are we making?"
Lilo answered, "Peanut butter sandwiches!"
Kairi added, "Also some Caesar salad too with Italian Style croutons."
"Great!" said Paul.
Therefore, they started cooking.
1 hour later
"FINALLY, WE'RE DONE!" sighed Kairi.
Lilo rushes to the foyer and screams at the top of her lungs, "DINNER'S READY!"
Soon Lilo ran into kitchen to escape the huge stampede of people, animals, and aliens.
The first one in the dining room was Tai and he was hungry and started asking frantically, "Where's the food? Where is it? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
He was still standing when everyone else ran over him and sat in their seats. The only empty seats were the one next to Stitch, another next to Sora, and one between Aang and Anne. Soon the kitchen door swung open and out came Paul, Lilo, and Kairi with food and drinks.
"Dinner is served," exclaimed Paul with a bad French accent.
Bijou said, "No, it is dinner is served"
"Well here's the food ok?"
Lilo added, "Chow down everyone!"
Soon, they started to eat.
After Dinner
Anne first spoke, "Well this is your first day at Dungeon Town and I didn't properly welcome you so: Welcome to Dungeon Town! Also, I've been tracking the villains and they're somewhere in the forest. They know you're here and trying to plot your end BUT we can stop them so tomorrow morning around six we're taking a trip to the forest and you'll split up with your partners and if you don't have one, stick with your dimension group. Also, Rupert wanted to pick you guys up with some information that you need to know with the help of experiment 199 from Lilo and Stitch's world. You said that it's about the villains right?"
Rupert answered, "Um… Not exactly… It's just something that will be twice as juicy as when I said who likes whom. TAKE IT AWAY NOSEY!"
Nosey smiled, "My pleasure, first of all I'd like to say why Anne is always so overprotective with Penelope, Tommy and Lilo. When she was 10, she had to babysit these two kids: Tommy and Tammy (not from Fairly Oddparents) and they were watching this TV14 movie and had some curse words. When the parents came home, Tommy and Tammy said an entire string of curse words and their parents got so mad that they brought Anne to Juvenile Court since it was illegal. Anne pleaded guilty and had to pay time in jail."
Everyone gasped.
Paul said, "It's true I was there. She was there for 1 week." Paul wiped a tear from his eye.
Nosey cleared his throat and continued, "Also during the trial, Paul was scratching his butt um… 10 times."
Everyone then stared at Paul.
"HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS!" shouted Paul.
"Ok, the more interesting stuff. Tai saw Mimi naked when she was taking a shower somewhere in the Digital world. Mimi threw 10 baskets at his head."
Everyone except for Tai laughed uncontrollably.
(A/n: This did happen in season 1 when Mimi was a princess or whatever. Patamon was still an egg.)
Tai turned into a bold red and retorted, "Hey! I don't remember how she looked like when she was naked! Jeez!"
Nosey grinned, "Speaking of nakedness, Takuya saw Zoë naked too when she was changing and of course Zoë threw something at him BUT Zoë accidentally walked into a room seeing Takuya, Kouji, and JP half-naked with their you-know-what's flying the wind. And they threw stuff at her too."
(A/n: One episode that happened but I'm not so sure if Tommy was with them naked so yea.)
Everyone excluding Takuya, Kouji, JP, and Zoë laughed harder.
Rupert fell on the ground and laughed, "THEIR YOU-KNOW-WHAT'S FLYING IN THE WIND! THAT'S SO FUNNY!" He continued to laugh.
Nosey smiled and said, "Did I tell you guys that Aang sucks his thumb while he's asleep and mumbles 'Me like ice cream'?"
Suddenly everyone stops laughing for moment. Then they cracked up harder.
Aang shouted, "THAT IS SO NOT FUNNY!"
"Kid, it is. Also Sokka always dreams of food eating him."
Everyone laughed (except for Sokka) and Aang said, "Ok, now THAT'S funny although I hear him scream that at night."
"Now if you think that's funny wait till you hear that Sora picks his nose while no one is looking. In fact, he's picking it right now!"
Everyone stared at Sora.
"What?" asked the spiky haired boy.
Of course, everyone continued laughing.
Nosey continued, "Sometimes Stitch sleepwalks to Jumba and Pleakly's room and thinks Pleakly is a meatball and gnaws on his head but then goes back to his room and sleeps."
Lilo gasped, "OH! So that's why Pleakly's head looks swollen sometimes! STITCH!"
Stitch blushed and said, "Sorry Lilo."
Everyone went, "AW!" and followed it with some chuckles.
Nosey also added, "Also there was a time when Robin and Starfire had the same dream that they were together and next thing you know they're hugging each other when they woke up in front of everyone else."
Everybody stared at Robin and Starfire and laughed so hard and some milk came out of Beast Boy's nose then they stared at Beast Boy and laughed more.
BB, Star, and Robin turned a bright crimson.
"Now let me finish my little speech with something about Bijou and Hamtaro. Hamtaro was drinking milk and Bijou thought Hamtaro was her favorite doll Mademoiselle Lisa and kissed his cheek and milk came out of HIS nose."
Everyone laughed to the floor and some people cheered.
"THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT SLEEP TONIGHT!"
Anne slapped her face and shook her head unimpressed.
Paul stops laughing and says, "Let's get ready for bed everyone, tomorrow you'll meet Slade, Myotismon, Maleficent, Gantu, Hamsterviel, and Prince Zuko."
Everyone says good night to each other and gets ready for bed.
Somewhere in the Forest
A woman with green skin with a black dress covering her body cackled, "Tomorrow we will find them and then, we'll kill them. And when those-"
A shark-like creature interrupts, "Abominations?"
A teenager around the age of 16 with a scar on his face adds, "Annoyances?"
The woman scolds, "SILENCE! When they're gone, WE'LL RULE THE WORLD! ALL OF THEM!"
They all start to laugh evilly, that's the only thing they really can do during their pathetic existence.
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