A/n: Like I said, this chapter won't be all violence and stuff just learning about Lucifer, something Rupert forgot to mention, and a plan!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the shows I brought in this story or Teen People magazine. I'll be ready for the FBI if they want a fight! (Holding smelly old sneaker)
Outside of French Fry Lord
"That was one of the greatest sandwiches I ever tasted, EVER!" sighed 625.
Beast Boy asked, "Who's this guy again?"
Nosey answered, "That's experiment 625 or what Lilo calls him: Sandwich Boy but once Gantu called him Mustard since he was all covered in mustard and looks like it too. He has the same powers as Stitch but he's just too lazy to use it but makes DELICIOUS sandwiches!"
Starfire thinks aloud, "Yes he does have a mustard color on his fur and it reminds me of that delicious drink!"
Everyone stares Starfire.
Starfire says, "Well it does taste good! Haven't you ever tried mustard? I have some right here!" She took out a cup filled with mustard with a little straw on it too.
Izzy said, "They're supposed to be used as a condiment like tomato ketchup and can be consumed with many types of nourishment."
Everyone became quiet with confusion.
The genius exhaled, "They're not a drink, and it's a condiment like ketchup."
Tai gasped, "YOU ACTUALLY CAN SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH?"
Everyone laughs.
Izzy fake laughs, "Ha ha ha, you're a comic genius."
Neemon asks, "He is?"
Bokomon snaps his pants, "WILL YOU EVER LEARN?"
The dumb-minded Digimon replies, "Sorry I don't go to school."
Bokomon groans and snaps Neemon's pants again.
Matt murmurs, "I know someone acts like he doesn't go to school."
Tai shouts, "WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME?"
Matt says, "Do you always have to be such a butt-in?"
Tai screams, "WELL I THINK-"
While they were arguing Kari sighed, "Will they ever stop fighting for once?"
T.K. shrugged, "Wonder why."
Nosey blurted, "Well I know!"
Nosey whispered in Rupert's ear, "Did you tell them that Tai and Matt likes Sora?"
Rupert screams, "THEY WHAT?"
"Didn't it say so in their records? And it's another Sora…"
"ANNE!"
Anne confessed, "I spilled coffee on that page; it was a Mocha Latte. It took a while to clean them."
Rupert licked his lips, "Yummy! Ok um… After we go to the bookstore THEN we'll tell them this wonderful news but you're gonna tell them, not me."
Nosey said, "I wonder if they have Gossip Daily around here…"
Mimi asks, "Why are we going in the bookstore again?"
Maxwell answered, "Because we feel like it!"
"Well I don't."
Palmon bribes her with, "There are fashion magazines there too…"
Mimi gasps, "REALLY! THEN WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?"
Panda says, "Aang had to go use the little Avatar's room."
Neemon says, "What's he gonna do in the little Avatar's room? Wait, isn't he the Avatar?"
Bokomon snaps Neemon's pants and shouts, "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ANYONE THAT HAS TO GO PEE?"
Neemon answers, "Nope, I've only heard of people that have to go to the bathroom and people that have to fart."
Bokomon snaps his pants again.
Aang come out of French Fry Lord and asks, "Hey guys what's up?"
Bokomon groans, "Neemon is still a pain in the butt."
Starfire said with sadness, "Mustard actually isn't a drink…"
Aang stares at Starfire and says, "Um… Let's go to that book store?"
Mimi said with excitement and relief, "FINALLY! I'VE GOTTA SEE THE FASHION MAGAZINES!"
Katara asks, "Magazines?"
"Oh, I'll show you," Mimi grabbed Katara's arm into the store.
Everyone else followed the two into the store.
Dungeon Town Pharmacy
Lucifer is strolling through the pharmacy when his eyes lit up and grew wide! It was a fridge filled with drinks! He makes a devilish smile, runs over to it, snags a lot of food, and runs out of the store.
The store manager scolds, "HEY! YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THOSE!"
At the door of the store, there was a note that said:
Devil-Ham doesn't pay for food, but if you want me to pay by divorcing your parents that's fine with me. MUAHAHAHAHAHA! –Devil-Ham
He gasps, "NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!"
Outside of the store Lucifer AKA Devil-Ham snickers and drinks a can of soda he grabbed from DTP (Dungeon Town Pharmacy) and passes by a restaurant called, "The Three Amigos."
(A/n: The Three Amigos: RG, KE, KJ!)
Lucifer finished it and runs inside the place to raid their fridge.
(A/n: Yes, Lucifer is an evil hamster heart breaker that raids the fridge all the time. Weird mix but I'm the writer so HA!)
A guy that was walking by the restaurant heard noises like, "HEY! GET AWAY FROM THE FRIDGE YOU-" or "THAT'S FOR CUSTOMERS!" and also heard "WE'RE THROUGH!" After he heard those voices, he ran away as fast as he can.
Dungeon Books
Somewhere in the bookstore, Mimi was showing Katara some fashion magazines.
Mimi gasped, "I can't believe that they have a Teen People magazine in here!"
Katara says, "These outfits do look better than the ones my people wear."
Aang passes by the girls and saw this silver dress with rhinestones on the edges in the magazine and thought, Katara would look really pretty in that.
He continued walking and saw Lilo with a book entitled, How to Ward off Vampires during the Winter.
Lilo looks up and asks, "Did you know that there are a lot of Vampires in this area and that Myotismon is a vampire? He's part of my sister's ex-boss's legion of the undead."
Aang asks, "Whoa really?"
"Although you're twice my age you need to learn more about demons, monsters, and demented things like Giant Squids…"
In the cookbook area, 625 was showing Stitch a book called, The History of the Sandwich.
"Don't they look beautiful?" asked 625 while was staring at a page filled with different kinds of salami sandwiches.
Stitch slurped up his saliva and answered, "Ih."
Starfire was looking for a book about Tamaran culinary dishes.
In the pet care section, Maxwell was reading a book about grooming primates to Sandy who was cuddling Maxwell in a very sweet but not seductive way.
In the comic/Manga section Beast Boy was reading a comic called, "The Crimson Chin". He was laughing, "That superhero is SO retarded! Ha, especially his partner's dogs: Clefto and Ace HA! One of them is pink!"
Somewhere Among the Universe
A green haired man with a crown, wand, and wings suddenly said, "OH NO TIMMY! SOMEONE INSULTED WANDA!"
A boy with a silly pink hat replies, "You've gotta be kidding me, if someone did then whoever he is must be billions of miles away."
(A/n: Ah, irony is very useful these days…)
Back in Dungeon Books
Rupert was looking at a book called, Bert: the Great Prankster and suddenly had a vision. He saw Mimi sitting on a whoopee cushion and everyone laughs at her. Rupert laughed to himself, "I think I should make this one come true…"
He went up to the cashier and asked, "Hey um… (Looks at name tag) Bob! You look like a nice guy, I have $20 in my pocket and I need you to do me a favor."
Bob grinned at the $20 and said, "Anything you want dude cuz I'm in the need for money!"
"Ok first of all…"
Bokomon and Neemon was in the Guide area of the store with Sokka. Bokomon was reading A Sophisticated Man's Guide to Not Get Annoyed by One of Your Fellow Men.
Neemon looked at the book and said, "Why are you reading that? Is someone ANNOYING you? It's says it's for a MAN not Digimon so why are you reading that?"
The yellow Digimon with big ears and red pants kept on asking annoying questions, which made Bokomon SO angry that he dropped the book and snapped his pants SO hard that anyone can hear it.
Back to Somewhere Among the Universe
The boy with the silly pink hat was with a green and pink dog and suddenly heard Neemon scream but they didn't know who they were.
The green dog said, "Maybe it's the one who insulted Wanda."
The pink dog sighed, "Oh Cosmo how sweet in a weird way!"
The boy said, "Maybe they're being tortured by Vicky but that's usually me; never mind."
Dungeon Books
In the guide area while Neemon was trying to ease his pain, Sokka was looking at a book called, The Guide to Finding YOUR Special Power. He was on page 100 and there was a quiz, a final quiz to see if you have special powers or not. Sokka took out a piece of paper and before he checked the results, it looked like this:
1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Boomerang Accident
4. Jack
5. A
6. S
7. S
8. Water and Ice
9. What the…
10. Boy
(A/n: 4, 5, 6, 7 is just an inside joke… Cough, cough.)
When Sokka finished looking at the results, it said,
You don't have "powers" per se but you have an ability to learn Martial Arts very well but you need to find your balance. Don't continue to look for power for it will find YOU.
Sokka burned with anger, tore the paper and book in half, and gave it Bob.
"HERE'S THE STUPID MONEY FOR IT!" flared the angry warrior with a $10 bill.
At first, Bob stood quiet and thought, What is wrong with him? Oh, it's that book… I took their quiz, same thing happened to me.
Then he took the $10, gave him 2 quarters, one nickel, and two pennies for change, and said, "I hope you enjoy your ripped up book." He turns back around straightens out the posters on the wall.
Kari and T.K. are just watching Patamon and Gatomon play together on a loveseat. Kari sighed and rested her head on T.K.'s shoulder. Davis was sitting on another couch looking at this magazine called; "D Sports Illustrated" and it had a lot of picture of "fully grown" women in swimsuits to get rid of his jealously towards T.K.
Bob spoke in the intercom mike, "EVERYONE IN THE STORE PLEASE REPORT TO THE PAYING STATION SINCE SOMEONE NEEDS TO GIVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT BUT, WITH VERY FEW WORDS!"
Soon everyone including a few people that aren't affiliated with my plot came to the paying area.
Rupert told Mimi as she came into view, "Please have a seat."
Mimi smiled, "For an annoying, talking cat it's nice that you actually have SOME manners."
Rupert thought, Oh you have NO idea Mimi, no idea… As she sat, Rupert quickly inserted the Whoopee Cushion.
PFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT!
Everyone stared at Mimi for one second and immediately laughed. Mimi suddenly stood up and looked at the chair.
Mimi flushed a burning, steaming red and screamed, "RUPERT!"
Rupert said, "Like I said, I should be a psychic expert."
Mimi started to chase Rupert around the store until Sokka sat down on a chair and farted. He stood up but didn't see a Whoopee Cushion. Everyone stopped in their tracks and laughed like crazy.
Soon everyone went back to looking at stuff. In fact, Izzy decided to go into the computer lab and learn its customs and traditions. He saw Tommy play Video Games on the Internet.
Tommy shouted, "YES! LEVEL 123!"
Izzy thought to himself, Whoa.
He was scrolling through websites and saw a website called, There was a headline: Failed in Trying to Defeat Children From Different Dimensions and there was a little article entitled, "Mr. I-Was-Banished-By-My-Father-And-Now-I'm-A-LOSER gets injured by Agunimon and a six year old girl." There was a picture of the six villains at the top too.
Izzy gasped, "A WEBSITE? What kind of a malicious rogue has a website like that? It's highly overrated." He looks at the bottom of the page and it said, "Made by the Evil Genius: Dr. Jacque Von Hamsterviel."
Izzy shakes his head in disapproval and finds a link that says, "Evil Plans and Secrets That No Do-Gooder Should EVER Know Especially That Genius with That IDIOTIC Computer."
Izzy clicks the link and thought, Who's the idiot now?
He saw files and plans including one called, "Plan: Princesses" and caught his breath and said, "HOLY CRAP!"
Tommy paused the game and asked Izzy, "What happened?"
Izzy showed him the computer and explained, "You know how Kairi I mean Kari no it's Kairi, Kari, Rika, Zoë, Lilo, Starfire, and Katara are the seven golden-hearted princesses right?"
Tommy answered with reluctance, "Y-yea…"
"They're after them."
"WHAT?"
"What they're gonna do is…"
(A/n: I'm not telling you what will happen! That'll like... Totally ruin the moment.)
Tommy gasped, "THEY'LL WHAT?"
"You see, with their golden hearts… Therefore, the villains are… And with them they'll…"
"Eh… Should anyone else know about it?"
Izzy thought for a moment. Izzy answered, "I'm not so sure but I should just make sure NOTHING happens to them and of course, you be on your toes too. Nevertheless, we should ONLY tell T.K. and Sora since they are dating two of the princesses."
Tommy snickered, "Ok, you got it Izzy."
Suddenly Anne called, "HEY EVERYONE, TIME TO GO! We have to get ready to camp!"
Izzy gasped, "C-camp?" He gulped but took a deep breath and walked away from the logged out computer.
Soon all of the different dimension heroes were walking out of the store.
Izzy told Tommy, "Tommy, you go tell Sora and I'll tell T.K."
Tommy nodded his head.
Izzy called out to T.K., "T.K.!"
T.K. heard Izzy and told Kari, "I'll be right back ok?" He gave her a little kiss on the cheek and walked over to Izzy.
"Listen, I need to inform you about something. It's about Kari, she's in great danger."
T.K. said, "WHAT?"
"Ay, just listen, the villains are trying to-"
Rupert announced, "I have big news for you guys!"
Everyone stood quiet and listened.
Rupert smiled and said, "Go ahead Nosey."
Nosey groaned, "Fine. Ok well anyway, we forgot to mention that two people like the same girl but they're the BEST of friends."
Some people gave looks to T.K. and Davis.
Nosey said, "NO, not that. Davis just has a big crush and T.K. LOVES her, BIG diff. Ok well anyways, there's this girl in Davis's world called Sora."
Sora (the boy) shouted, "HEY THAT'S MY NAME!"
Nosey tapped his foot then continued, "Well anyways the two lucky guys that have a humongous crush on HER are Kairi's brother Yomato and T.K's brother Taichi."
Everyone stared at him with a confused Face.
Rupert groaned, "He meant KARI'S brother TAI or Taichi and T.K.'s brother MATT or Yomato!"
Everyone gasped. Tai and Matt looked at each other with horror and heartbreak.
A/n: MUAHAHAHAHA! Cliffhanger! Ok well here are the review responses:
Morganarder: Thanks for mentioning that Kairi and Kari's names look familiar. I know the one I did when Nosey was trying to say who likes the GIRL Sora but I'm working on them…
mrs.edwardelric4ever: Thank you for laughing REALLY hard at my chapter but you didn't have to you no… Well anyways, this chapter has some laughs too!
I think I'm doing pretty well at this so far… Next chapter will have drama, shock, and chaos! Well… Not really. REVIEW AS MUCH AS YOU CAN PEOPLE!