Disclaimer: Unfortunately I DO NOT own Mansfield Park and/or the characters ect…tho if I did, I'd be filthy rich…anyway…yeah…don't own it.

CHAPTER 1

Email from: Mel
To: Tim

Hey,
I was just wondering how you all were, since I was last there? I mean, all I've heard (from MARIA shudder) is that Uncle Norris died. How are you all? I mean I know that Aunt Norris wont care, but do you remember when we were little? And he'd come in with chocolates in his pockets and we had to tickle him to get them?Sorry, probably not the best thing to do.
Anyway, just thought I'd tell you, uni's as boring as you told me it would be. But, there is this one guy… 
Michael Crawford. He's kinda hot. And you'd definitely like his sister  she's right up your alley. Her name's Catherine and her email: HER! You need to get out there.
Anyway, I have to go, class (groan) but I'll see you in a week? Promise?
Cool
Bye
Mel

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Email from: Tim
To: Jake (Jake

Hey Jake.
I need some help. BADLY. Mel's trying to set me up with some friend of hers from uni…
I NEED YOUR HELP!
Tim

Email from: Jake
To: Tim

Then ask her OUT you idiot. You've been wanting to since you first met her…how many years ago now?
Anyway. If you don't want to go out with this friend of Mel's then tell her that and then say something like "I LOVE YOU" and ask her out.
Your very busy brother
Jake

From:Tim
To: Jake
CC: Mel
I would just like to ask BOTH of you to please leave me alone regarding my status as a bachelor. I do not need you two finding girls for me.
Tim

From: Mel
To: Jake

What did you do? I mean that in the nicest way possible, but WHAT DID YOU DO?
Mel

From: Jake
To: Mel

Nothing. but don't go blaming me for your boyfriends little tantrum…who were you trying to set him up with?
Jake

From: Mel

To: Jake

A friend of mine if you must know. But I think I need to remind you that:
TIM IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND!
I mean I think of both of you like my brothers so that would be…………REALLY weird
I gotta go to class.
I'll cya in a week right?Mel

From: Jake
To: Mel
Of coarse I'm coming on Friday, what do you take me for? Anyway, if I didn't come there wouldn't be any beer now would there?
Your 'brother'
Jake

From: Mel

To: Maria
Jules
Tim
Jake
Emily
Liz

Hey guys
Just a little reminder. I'm having a birthday party on Friday, (just pretend that I haven't been reminding you for the past month) and there'll be two new people there, they've just moved into my dorms.
Catherine and her brother Michael are going to be joining us (I sound like aunt Norris don't I?...don't answer that)
Anyway, just telling you to BE NICE, I know that for some of you that could be hard  and I mean that in the nicest way possible Jake.
So anyway, I'll see you all at about 9? At the restaurant?
Cool.
Cya
Mel