A/n: There's not that much to say…
Lucifer: OH SHUT UP! YOU HAVE TO WRITE!
Me: Well I'm a human and I get tired ok? Jeez…
Hamtaro: I think you should take a five-minute nap and we'll be able to do the disclaimer and the "What's coming up next!" part by ourselves!
Lucifer: Yea, take a nap!
Me: Ok, whatever guys. (Rubs her eyes) Good night guys! Remember; just wake me up when you guys are done with the disclaimer and stuff… (Falls asleep on computer chair)
Stitch: So what now?
Lucifer: Let's just listen to music…
Terriermon: Well that works for me but I'll still say the disclaimer! The-3-Amigos doesn't own anything except for Lucifer, Anne and co, Dungeon Town, and the plot!
Penelope: (Sits on author's head) OKYOO! OKYOO?
Me: Ah what the? Whose idea was this?
Everyone except for Lucifer: (Points at Lucifer) IT WAS HIS!
Me: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? It would've been better to listen to music while making this thing! But you still have to say what's next though Lucifer!
Lucifer: Err fine, you'll see Stitch and Rich (625) get along with the dog, Tai and Matt make up, and maybe a new couple!
Sokka: Oh yea! I remember what happened! Wasn't the two people-
Me: Shut up Sokka! You're spoiling it!
Lucifer: HEY! Don't I get a thank you for saying what's next?
The Tent
Izzy was looking at the security cameras and was waiting silently for them to come back.
He suddenly heard someone hum Bella Notte.
"Lilo?" he asked.
Paul shouted, "WE'RE BACK GUYS!"
Everyone rushed out of the tent to see the rescue squad with the 5 princesses.
Anne shouted, "LILO! THANK GOD YOU'RE SAFE!" She squeezed her as if she was her own sister.
Lilo said, "You know, you're like Nani: overprotective and kind of weird."
Rupert laughed and said, "Welcome back kid! Where's Stitch and 625?"
"Maleficent took Stitch and Rich," sighed Lilo.
Rupert asked, "Who is Rich?"
"Aang and I named 625!"
"What about-"
"Maleficent also took Katara and Zoë too."
J.P exclaimed, "WHAT?"
Lilo groaned, "Let's put it simply. Beast Boy went inside the room as Hamsterviel, Zuko wanted to see Katara privately in a separate room, and Beast Boy grossed out. Stitch and Rich came in and knocked Zuko out with a Blue Buggy which was very awesome. Then Panda and Sora came in and released us from the evil dentist chairs. Sora and Kairi hugged, Myotismon was going to kill Aang with a knife but Katara yelled 'LOOK OUT AANG!' so he dodged it. Sokka trapped Myotismon in one of the chairs. We met Lucifer who is Hamtaro's half brother and alter ego and he's really funny. Gantu came in and tried to shoot Kari but Tentomon zapped Gantu then Kari kissed T.K and Beast Boy got it on tape but no one will me see it. We were going to come back earlier but Maleficent came in and knocked out Sora, used a snake to bite Zoë, trapped Stitch and Rich in vines, then she took Katara, Zoë, Stitch, and Rich somewhere but I don't know where."
Davis shouted, "T.K MADE OUT WITH KARI?"
Lilo said, "Kari made the first move, that's all I know."
Rika said, "Poor Davis, and if that was him, that would be his dream come true. But the funniest part is that they used tongue!"
Nosey smiled, "HA! THAT'S SO FUNNY!"
Davis gasped, "KARI AND T.K USED TONGUE?"
Rika answered, "DUH! You can tell on the tape!"
Beast Boy smiled, "Who wants to see?"
Davis said, "I'm not, I'm looking at my magazine again." He walked away.
Kouji muttered, "Pervert."
Tai said, "This will be interesting…"
Matt said, "I'll check if it's real or not."
Beast Boy said, "HELLO? IT'S REAL! WE ALL SAW IT!"
Sokka added, "Even I saw it!"
Matt said, "I'm still looking at it though."
Tentomon asked, "Izzy do you have a projector?"
Izzy nodded, "Yup, I have two. I prefer the H2 Calculus Projectile Projector Version 8000."
Tentomon looked in his backpack and saw the projector that Izzy preferred. He took it out and put it on a log as it faced one side of the tent.
Anne said, "Lilo, eat your dinner now."
"AW MAN! I always have to miss the really good stuff," complained Lilo. Anne pushed Lilo to the table and made her eat the roast beef she made for dinner.
As she ate, Tentomon played the movie. There were shouts of: AW and WOO and even EW!
Tentomon stopped the movie.
Beast Boy said, "WHO WANT SCREENSHOTS?"
Nosey shouted, "I DO! I DO!"
Tai said, "Wow, I can't believe it…"
"You think?" asked Matt.
"Yeah I mean Kari using tongue? (Looks at Kari) You've really changed since you first met Gatomon," says Tai.
Kari smiled, "Well you've changed too ever since you've met Agumon but you still never got your first kiss."
Nosey laughed, "REALLY? This is really good stuff man!"
Tai retorted, "Well at least mine will never be caught on camera!"
Kari and Tai started to laugh.
Matt walked up to T.K and said, "So?"
T.K looked at him confused, "So what?"
Matt shook his head, "So how was it?"
"How was what?"
"Oh my god T.K., I meant how was THAT! (Pointing at the Projector)"
"Oh that! Um… She pulled me into it."
"Come on T.K!"
"Well it was well, one the greatest things that's ever happened to me. There was nothing else like it."
Rupert spit, "AH WHAT A BUNCH OF FOOHY!" (A/n: Remind of any product? LOL)
Anne said, "Be nice Rupert! Just because you're always reincarnated when you die, doesn't mean it gives you the right to just make fun of people and think you'll get away with it."
"What can I say? I'm a thousand years old without including my few deaths and I still know many things."
Aang asked, "You're reincarnated?"
Rupert said, "DUH! Sure, this is a pretty pleasant life but look at this body! (Points at his orange tabby body) It's so BLECH! I prefer being an Angora. I was always so fluffy."
Lilo shouted, "I'M DONE!"
Anne quickly cleaned her ears and said, "Ok, you didn't have to say it to the world."
Sokka asked, "You mean like when-"
"Yes Sokka now shut it," said Anne.
Aang yawned, "I'm turning it in for tonight. I'll just rescue Katara tomorrow with everyone else." The sleepy Avatar walked to the tent and looked for his sleeping bag. He saw Katara's sleeping and he sighed. Aang looked inside the sleeping bag and saw a little book that said, 'My Diary'. He opened it and saw this:
Dear Diary,
Mimi told me that this book lets you write down your thoughts and they'll be kept safe and sound. She also told me that this is the perfect place to write about what happened today. Well, today was the day after I figured out Aang likes me. Now he knows I like him. But I mean him proposing to me? Whoa, that's really sweet but kind of weird. Well at least he'll look way hotter than he is right now.
Aang blushed at that sentence. He continued reading:
Sokka was acting really weird today as usual but he's acting more protective than he is usually. Wonder what's gotten into him. But Aang acted the same. Being in this new world is really exciting. Bokomon and Neemon are really funny and this Izzy kid seems to know a lot. Maybe too much for his own good.
Aang chuckled and continued:
Hm… What else? Oh yea, I forgot to mention I was a "golden-hearted" princess. I wonder what that means. They didn't mention anything about a "golden-hearted" prince. I'd definitely consider Aang a prince. He's handsome and is really nice, caring, brave, sweet, and I can go on and on. I wonder if you can date at 12… It'd be really sweet of him to ask me out anytime soon…
Aang grinned. He closed the diary, found his sleeping bag, and went to sleep.
Outside of the Tent
"I'm bored," announced Neemon.
"Aren't you always bored you idiot?" asked Bokomon.
"Well actually yes," answered Neemon. Bokomon groaned and snapped Neemon's pants.
"Wait a minute, what's that dark and glowy thing in the sky?" asked Neemon.
"Neemon, a star can't be dark and glowy since-(Looks into the sky and see a dark and glowy thing) what on earth is that?" said Bokomon.
Neemon sighed, "That's what I've been trying to tell you."
"OF COURSE YOU CHEAPSKATE!"
"I am not a cheap skate. If I was a cheap skate I'd have wheels and cost $1."
Bokomon snapped his pants.
Kouji shook his head, "Idiots."
Raven spoke, "I thought no one could be more idiotic than Beast Boy but I now stand corrected."
"Imagine being with those nimrods for a long time. But at least Bokomon knows his stuff when it came to the Digiworld," said Kouji.
"I'd rather go out on my own really."
"Well same here but-"
"You always have to stick with your group."
"Yeah." They both blushed.
Kouchi ran to Kouji and said, "I sense something dark present around here. Well, something isn't right."
Kouji stood up and asked, "What's wrong?"
Kouchi pointed to the sky, "See that?" It was the dark and glowy thing.
"Yea, what is it?"
"That's the problem."
"Oh, did you tell Izzy yet? He must have a Hubble telescope in his backpack or something."
"He's using the bathroom."
Neemon bursts, "IS HE GOING TO TAKE A BATH?"
Bokomon snapped his pants and shouted, "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT STUPID REMARKS?"
"They're um… Stupid?"
Bokomon groaned and snapped Neemon's pants very hard.
"You know I'd be amazed if anyone could be stupider than you," said Bokomon.
Somewhere in the Universe
"Remember Cosmo, DO NOT TOUCH THIS!" shouted a floating person with pink hair who was pointing to a doorknob.
"Ok Wanda!" answered a floating man with green hair.
After Wanda left the room, Cosmo saw the doorknob and said, "HEY! What does this do?" He touched the doorknob and it electrocuted him.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
Wanda shouted from outside the room, "I told you to not touch it."
Cosmo asked, "You did?"
(A/n: Yes, I know I used these guys before in a "Somewhere in the Universe" thing but like Yu-Gi-Oh, they'll be in my sequel. You were right Morganarder.)
Back at the Campfire
Izzy walked over to the campfire for warmth when he saw the dark and glowy thing in the sky.
"What is that?" asked Izzy.
Kouchi said, "That's the problem!"
"Oh, let me get my telescope," said Izzy.
Kouchi whispered in Kouji's ear, "I told you he had a telescope."
Izzy grabbed his telescope and aimed it at the dark and glowy thing. He plugged the telescope into the computer and saw in the computer a bat-like creature with a scythe.
Kouji, Kouchi, and Raven looked into the monitor and saw the creature.
"What's that?" asked Raven.
Izzy plugged in his digivice but nothing happened.
"Well it isn't a Digimon that's for sure," answered Izzy.
Kouji gave Izzy his D-Tector and said, "Try mine."
Izzy plugged the D-Tector into the computer and still nothing happened.
Izzy rubbed his chin, typed in some writing, and up popped up something that said: Unknown Non-Digimon.
"Ok, so it isn't a Digimon. Um… Let me try something else," said Izzy.
He typed in a few things and it showed pictures of ravens, bats, and other dark animals. He studied them and had an idea.
"Raven, can you get Beast Boy?" asked the genius.
"Sure," said Raven. She looked for Beast Boy, pulled his ear, and dragged him to Izzy.
"OW! CAN YOU LET GO ALREADY? OW! OW! OW!" shouted Beast Boy. Raven released her hand Beast Boy was trying to soothe the pain.
Izzy said, "Look at the sky, do you see that?" He pointed at the dark glowing thing.
"Dude, isn't that like a bird?" asked Beast Boy.
"We're not so positive with that so you have to fly up there and figure it out," answered Izzy.
"WHAT? Dude, there is NO way I'm going up there with that thing in the air," said Beast Boy.
Terra saw Beast Boy and walked over to him, "Hey BB! Um… Are you ok?"
Izzy told Terra the whole situation.
Terra said, "Oh, (Looks at Beast Boy) so why aren't you doing this again?"
Beast Boy protested, "Who knows what's up there Terra! IT COULD DIGEST ME AND MY BONES WILL BE DROPPING OFF HIS-"
Terra said, "But couldn't you fight it?"
"Well yea but maybe he's a cannibal."
"What if it's an innocent little birdie?"
"DO THOSE THINGS LOOK INNOCENT? (Points at the computer screen)"
"Oh come on Beast Boy, please? (Gives him a sad look)"
Beast Boy tried not to look at it but still gave in, "Fine, I'll look."
He turned into a Pterodactyl and took off to the sky. He flew over the trees and surveyed the entire area around him.
Nothing looks different around here… Thought Beast Boy. He abruptly felt breathing on his neck.
"Oh, crap," said Beast Boy and he turned around to see a bat/raven thing behind him.
"HOLY-"before Beast Boy could finish his sentence the thing hissed and Beast Boy flew for his life. He turned into a hummingbird and landed at camp.
"I TOLD YOU THAT THING WASN'T INNOCENT! IT LOOKED LIKE THIS!" shouted Beast Boy as he turned into the bat/raven thing.
Raven only raised an eyebrow.
Izzy inquired, "Are you sure it was a bat/raven hybrid?"
"OF COURSE I'M SURE!" shouted Beast Boy.
Izzy got something from his backpack and said, "Show me your eye."
"Um…Ok…" Beast Boy widened one of his eyes and Izzy got out a scanner-like object and scanned his eye. Izzy plugged the eye scanner into the computer and showed what happened when BB took off into the sky.
When it showed the bat/raven Terra screamed and hugged Beast Boy in fear.
Beast Boy and Terra blushed. She released him from her embrace.
Izzy said, "So it is a bat/raven thing… Has anyone ever seen it before?"
Everyone shook his or her heads.
"Maybe we can follow its trail. Let me look at the video again," Izzy replayed the tape.
Izzy concluded, "It headed for somewhere along the chamber. It could belong to anyone of those villains. I'm thinking that tomorrow, we follow the animal and then we'll find them while some other people go to the chamber and see what they can pick up from there."
Beast Boy said, "Ok, but I'm going to sleep."
Terra agreed, "I'm right behind ya." Beast Boy and Terra walked together to the tent.
Kouji said, "I guess I'll sleep too."
Kouchi exclaimed, "You read my mind."
Raven slightly gloated, "I know how to read minds."
Kouji asked, "Then what am I thinking?"
Raven smirked, "That I can't read minds."
Kouji raised an eyebrow and thought, Oh, she's good.
"Of course I am. Good night guys," said Raven. She walked to the tent.
Kouji went off to bed too leaving Kouchi and Izzy by themselves.
Kouchi asked Izzy, "Have you ever noticed that Raven and Kouji have a few things in common? They're both like loners or something…"
"I guess so but I don't get what you're saying," said Izzy.
Kouchi shook his head and went off to the tent. He thought, I guess brain boy here is a little too blind to love.
Izzy picked up his computer and followed Kouchi off to the tent.
Soon everyone else turned in for the night too.
The Villain's Campsite
"AH! GET THESE DAMN ROPES OFF ME!" shouted Zoë in rebellion.
Katara and Zoë were tied to a tree with ropes.
Hamsterviel said, "Of course not! Soon, you and your dirty little mouth will meet its end!"
Zoë remarked, "It's not as dirty as your-"
"Zoë, it really won't solve anything," said Katara.
Zoë grunted and crossed her arms.
Hamsterviel added, "Oh yes, I created something to 'help' your friends find you BUT then they'll fall for our little trap!"
Katara asked, "And what's that?"
Hamsterviel said, "Why on earth should I tell you? (Sees Zoë's D-Tector) Ah! What's this?"
He reached over and grabbed the D-Tector.
"HEY GET YOUR HANDS OFF IT!" scolded Zoë.
Hamsterviel ignored Zoë's shouting, "Ah! Forget you! This is highly a piece of junk! I'll just hang on to it so no funny business." Hamsterviel walked away leaving the two girls alone.
Zoë sighed with relief. She looked at Katara.
"Hey, you ok?" asked Zoë.
"I don't think so. You think they'll be able to rescue us again?" said Katara.
Zoë replied, "I hope so. Can I tell you something?"
"Sure."
"Takuya likes me and when we get back home he promised he'd take me to the movies."
"That's so sweet! Since when did Takuya like you?"
"I'm not sure but ever since Rupert's little speech he recognized it."
"At least he really did something."
"Oh come on! Aang is going to propose to you."
"Ever since then all he ever did was hold my hand."
"Nu-uh! He really loves you Katara, I can tell. He's only 12 so he really won't recognize it."
"What about you and Takuya?"
"I don't know…"
"Well you two look really cute together."
Zoë blushed at that comment.
"Well same thing with you and Aang. A waterbender and an airbender, a really good mix."
Katara smiled.
Zoë thought of an idea, "Katara?"
"Yeah?"
"If we'll ever see each other after this whole thing is over AND if you're still with Aang and I'm with Takuya, why don't we have a double date?"
"That'd be great! Hopefully we will see each other again."
"Yeah…"
The two girls smiled and continued talking about boys and whatnot.
Cerberus's Tent
Maleficent walked into her dog's tent and dropped 626 and 625 in front of Cerberus.
"Do not eat them until I tell you so ok Cerby?" asked Maleficent.
Cerberus panted happily and wagged all of his five tails. Maleficent patted him on the head and left him alone with the tied up experiments.
625 tried to be a little friendly, "Um… Hey black guy? How's it going um… dude?"
Cerberus growled.
Stitch shouted, "CHUVY CHEEPA!" He spit acid on Cerberus's nose. Cerberus shook it off and snarled.
625 muttered, "Stitch, at least try to be nice."
Stitch shook his head, "Naga."
625 almost whispered, "Listen, if we get along with him, there's a pretty good chance that he won't eat us if we're 'friends' ok?"
Stitch raised his eyebrow, "Ih…"
"If he still can't along with us, THEN you can spit acid on him."
"OoOo… Okay. (To Cerberus) How is it like to have 5 heads?"
Cerberus made a noise that sounded like, "Can't complain."
625 asked, "Who's the smartest head?"
The middle head made a happy sound.
625 said, "Oh, no wonder. You are in the middle."
625 and Stitch continued conversing with Cerberus.
The Morning at the Good Guy's Camp
Kouji was one of the first people that woke up and he was still looking for his jacket.
Kouji groaned, "Where the-"There was a beeping noise coming out of nowhere.
Lilo woke up and turned her timer off.
"The bagels are ready!" announced Lilo.
Kouji said, "Good for you Lilo but I can't find my jacket."
Kouchi walked back from the bathroom and greeted, "Hey guys!" He was wearing Kouji's Jacket.
Kouji gasped, "HEY! That's my jacket Kouchi! Give it back!" He chased Kouchi around the tent.
Outside near the campfire Dexter and Howdy were fighting over Pashmina, again.
"I WANT TO ESCORT THE PURDY HAMSTER TO BREAKFAST!" shouted Howdy.
"BUT I WANTED TO FIRST!" retorted Dexter.
"NO YOU DIDN'T!"
"YES I DID!"
Boss shook his head at the sight of Dexter and Howdy arguing and shook his head.
He walked to them and shouted, "STOP FIGHTING! It's getting REALLY annoying."
At the campfire Jingle was saying, "Like a rainbow in the darkness, a masterpiece unsigned, a hole with no donut, I drift, unchained and free… I'm a rebel free-range hamster seeking golden grains of truth. I'm a boat with out an anchor, the fly that missed the swatter. I am my own moonlight, and brighten my own way." He strummed his guitar at the end.
Tommy asked, "Are you ok?"
Jingle only answered, "You never know Tommy, you never know…"
Tommy looked very confused.
Cappy was looking for hats to put on. He saw a bottle cap and tried to put it on but it couldn't balance. He continued his search.
Tai and Matt were at campfire and they were settling a deal.
"Remember, if you go farther from a make out session, I'm socking you in the face," said Matt.
Tai added, "But if you have too many kids with Sora, then I'm socking your face."
They both said at the same time, "Deal." They shook hands.
Agumon and Gabumon walked over to them.
"YAY! You guys finally made up!" said Agumon.
"Yeah! I thought ever since your argument, you'd never speak to each other again," said Gabumon.
In the intercom Rupert shouted, "BREAKFAST!"
Anne shouted in the intercom, "WHAT DID SAY ABOUT USING THE INTERCOM?"
The Villain's Campsite
Prince Zuko walked over to Katara and Zoë. The two girls were awake.
Zoë demanded, "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"
Prince Zuko shouted, "Shut up, I'm helping you escape."
Katara and Zoë screamed, "WHAT?"
A/n: Yup, it's a cliffhanger.
Sokka: Why are you letting Zuko say that?
Me: Why should I tell you? You already know why anyways.
Sokka: I do?
Me: Yes Sokka you dumb-
Lucifer: SHUT UP! Just get to the responding!
Me: Did you forget that you can't respond reviews anymore?
Stitch: Really?
Me: That's what other people say. I'm really sorry everyone but I'll say this:
1. I always like things funny.
2. Kissing will be in chapters to come.
3. I'm trying to make Zuko not so evil since everyone knows he's only kind of evil.
4. In the sequel, Lilo and Rupert think dueling is with swords when they look at Yugi's file and hopefully the beginning of the sequel won't sound as crappy as this story's beginning (the magic spell Anne did probably threw people off) …
You all know who you are so you know which things are meant for who and they're simple little facts for the people that RUDELY (JK) didn't review. (Stick tongue out playfully)
Hamtaro: So who will be in your sequel?
Me: I'm revealing that stuff when I'm done with this fic.
Terriermon: So, what now?
Me: Beast Boy can say a few things about the next chapter.
Beast Boy: Ok um… You'll see what's Zuko's plan is, see the rescue mission in action, and see the result of Stitch and Rich getting along with Cerberus.
Me: Thank you BB! Don't forget to review! O yeah, did you post your story yet Pinaykay?