Oops, this is the disclaimer for the 2nd chapter And this one:
I AM NOT JANE AUSTEN (thank goodness) AND I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS (also thank goodness) AND I DONT LIVE IN THE 19th/20th CENTURIES (very much thank goodness)
hellokitty-I love English idol - i hope you like the new layout :) nah, thanks for the help...i kindaneeded it
slam-a-revolving-door - thanks bert, hate to think of what i'd do without you
BuffyShakespeareAusten - as per usual, i owe you. which i think is a good thing...THANK YOU - all three of my reveiwers
Hint hint nudge nudge
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From: Cathy
To: Tim
Hey Tiger
I had the Best time last night, what abut you eh?
So I was wondering, could we catch up again sometime? Soon perhaps?
Cool, so I'll see you soon I hope.
Cathy
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From: Tim
To: Jake
I need help
Tim
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From: Jake
To:Tim
Well that settles that then, you know how much I'd hate it if you didn't explain what you needed help with.
Give me something to work with bro.
Jake
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From: Tim
To:Jake
I went out. On a Date. With Cathy. Mel saw us.
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From: Jake
To:Tim
The only two people in the entire world who do not think that you are in love with Mel and that she doesn't love you back are you both. It would make a good movie actually, but admit it. You don't even like Cathy. Somewhere in your subconscious you actually cannot live without Mel.
Face it mate. You're in love.
The almighty and all powerful
Jake
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From: Tim
To:Mel
Hey Mel.
Happy Birthday firstly. But I just wanted to ask if you were coming back to the house for Christmas? Just Dad's going out and Jake's going to have a party….i was wondering if you could help, you know get rid of the guests the minute my Dad comes back. Is that alright?
Tim
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From: Mel
To:Tim
Sure. Can you pick me up on your way past? Just my cars sort of dead at the moment.
Mel.
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From: Tim
TO:Mel
K
Tim
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From: Tim
To:Cathy
Hey Cathy.
My brother's having this party for Christmas this weekend and I was wondering if you and your brother might like to come?
Anyway, I'm coming to pick Mel up so I get pick the both of you up as well if you like.
Hopefully I'll see you on Friday.
Tim
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From: Cathy
To:Mike
I've got him right where I want him.
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From: Mike
To:Cathy
A new record. It's only taken you a week. I mean even that Wickham character took longer than that.
Your brother
Mike
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From:Cathy
To:Tim
Hey Tim.
Could you pick us up? Because we'd love to go.
See you on Friday
Cathy
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From: Mike
To:Mariah
Hey beautiful.
I had a great time last time….when can we do it again?
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From: Mariah
To:Mike
Well, there's this party at my parents house on Friday, is that a good time?
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From: Mike
To:Mariah
Rushworth will be there
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From: Mariah
To: Mike
So?
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From: Mike
To: Mariah
Deal
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From: Mel
To:Liz
Emily
Hey gals.
Just thought I'd email and tell you what's happening.
Currently I am in Tim's car, in the backseat (Cathy gets car sick don't you know) listening to Cathy throw herself at Tim.
And Michael won't stop looking at me….it's kinda scary.
But anyway, we're on our way to Jake's party….it's going to end badly I just know it.
But I have to go, the internet connections about to disappear.
Cya
Mel
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From: Tim
To:Jake
Jake
Be careful, if Dad finds out about this set up then he is going to kill you.
Tim
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From: Jules
To:Dad
DAD! Please come quickly, you wont answer your phone and you secretary says your in a meeting.
Jake's friend Bob Yates is drunk and trying to hook up with all these girls…Jake's having a party…. Please come quickly.
Jules
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From: Dad
Jules
I'm on my way
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From: Jake
To:Everyone (group)
Sorry about that guys.
I didn't realise that my Father was going to turn up. I'll have another one soon.
Jake
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From:Mel
To:Jake
You really should rise to it you know. You don't always have to yell at him and running away doesn't solve anything either.
Mel
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From: Jake
To: Mel
Maybe not for you. Look Mel, you remember when we were growing up? How my Dad and I would always bicker and fight? Well it's the same thing. I mean if I leave and don't come back for a while it'll give him time to cool off.
Jake
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From: Mel
To: Jake
Liar. It doesn't help does it. Why can't you stick around, maybe the two of you might figure out whatever it is that you can't stand of each other.
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From: Jake
To:Mel
You don't understand do you? Do you even know how we got that money? Slaves! In the 21st CENTURY. SLAVES.
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From: Mel
To:Jake
What?
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From: Jake
To: Mel
You know what I'm talking about. My 'father' has a sweat shop in Africa, that's where we get our money.
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From: Mel
To:Tim
What is this I hear about your dad owning a sweat shop?
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From: Tim
To:Mel
No idea…who told you that anyway?
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From: Mel
To: Tim
Jake. What's going on Tim?
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From: Tim
To:Mel
No idea, when you find out would you mind telling me?
Okay look, all I know is that I never asked Dad about his work, that was like rule number one. You remember that. I didn't ask and he didn't' lie. Win win.
Tim
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