A/n: The week after Constitution Day, like I give a crap about that.

Beast Boy: Dude! Patriotic-ness is what Constitution Day is all about!

Me: Let's see, there was just a hurricane, which was very sad; I got very bored learning about Constitution Day in Social Studies, and gas prices are very high in the U.S. I'm just caring about the hurricane.

Beast Boy: Yeah… Whatever.

Lucifer: What happened to the people's fridges?

Me: Their fridges got broken and stuff.

Lucifer: WHAT KIND OF EVIL WOULD DO THIS?

Sokka: The hurricane and you.

Lucifer: Good point.

Me: The preview will be done by… Terriermon!

Terriermon: Ok, we get to kick evil butt, reunite with all of the others, see two guys being forced to eat horrible food against their will, and you get to see the other symptoms of me eating many packs of Smarties!

Me: Sokka will do the disclaimer.

Sokka: K, The-3-Amigos still only own the plot, those four characters including Lucifer, and Dungeon Town.

Me: Thank you Sokka. Continue my dear readers.

Penelope: OKYOO!

Somewhere in the Woods

"KATARA! YOU BETTER GET YOUR DIRTY BUTT OVER HERE NOW!" screamed Sokka.

J.P was shouting, "ZOË! WHERE ARE YOU AND YOU BETTER NOT BE-"

Lucifer groaned, "Ah shut up. At this rate even Lilo can hear you."

Sokka and J.P asked at the same time, "DO YOU THINK I CARE?"

Lucifer answered, "Yes and no. Yes because if you guys say one wrong word and Lilo hears it your life will be a living nightmare and no since you two guys are too overprotective."

They continued to walk through the forest without making any sound but would look behind trees and whatever.

Stitch asked, "How big is forest?"

Paul answered, "Lots of acres. It took years to explore every single part of it for me. It took longer for Anne since she's a girl."

Anne shouted, "HEY!"

Paul grinned and whistled innocently.

Anne punched his arm playfully.

Somewhere Else in the Woods

"Anyone has a sandwich or something?" asked Rich.

Starfire answered, "I have mustard."

"You still like mustard?" said Rupert.

Starfire nodded her head.

"You must be crazy," Rupert said with a raised eyebrow.

Robin asked, "What did you call her?"

Rupert looked at Robin nervously and answered, "Nothing." He walked faster to avoid Robin.

Rika asked, "So when are we supposed to get to the chamber?"

Rupert answered, "Right… About… Now. Look! There they are!"

They opened the door to the chamber and saw Terriermon with really wide eyes and you can see veins in his eyes too.

"CANDY!" shouted Terriermon and bit Rupert's butt.

Rupert screamed, "HOLY CANNOLI!" He started to run around the chamber with Terriermon on his tail, literally.

Henry saw Terriermon pulled him away from Rupert.

"Terriermon! Are you sure it wasn't 100 packs?" asked Henry sternly.

Terriermon said evilly, "I CAN'T COUNT GOOD! I HAD A LOT PLUS CHOCOLATE I SAW BELOW OMAR!"

Henry eye's widened, "OH MY GOD… No more candy for the rest of day or else Terriermon."

Sora asked, "Are Digimon always that hyper?"

Izzy answered, "It depends, sometimes if you give them too much saturated fats and sweets they tend to get hyper but if you give them coffee, God only knows what will happen."

Terriermon shouted, "WHAT'S COFFEE? IS IT CANDY? I LIKE CANDY! CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!"

Kouji said, "Ok, I'm officially freaking out."

Raven mentioned, "You should've seen Starfire first try coffee."

Starfire forcefully smiled, "Yes… I got real as you call it: nuts but it didn't taste so good and there wasn't any nuts."

Rupert said, "Well, don't try to eat coffee when you live in that penthouse with Robin in 8 years."

Lilo started to sing, "Starfire and Robin sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the mommy with a baby carriage!"

Rupert asked, "Who said they would get married?"

Lilo answered, "I don't know, don't mommies and daddies live together when they get married?"

Rupert shrugged his shoulders, "I only tell the future kid, not wedding laws. If you want laws, ask Geek Boy here."

Neemon asked, "Who's Geek Boy?"

Rupert pointed to Izzy.

Neemon said, "I thought his name was Izzy."

Bokomon snapped Neemon's pants and shouted, "IT'S NAME CALLING!"

Neemon said, "That's his name?"

Bokomon snapped his pants again.

Izzy said, "My name is Izzy for your information."

Neemon said, "See? His name is-"

"Oh shut up Neemon," groaned Bokomon.

Rupert suggested, "Why don't you all shut up since we're supposed to wait for everyone else since they're looking for Aang, Katara, Zoë, and Takuya."

Kari said sarcastically, "I have no clue what they could be doing."

Tai smirked, "I know what you're thinking and if you even think about doing it with T.K before you guys get married, I swear I'll-"

Lilo asked, "What are you guys talking about?"

Tai froze and answered, "Um… The stork."

Lilo got suspicious, "You didn't say anything about a stork."

Kari said, "He meant he didn't want T.K. and I to get a stork as a pet since he's allergic to birds. Isn't that right Tai?"

Tai forcefully nodded his head and said, "Yea, that's right. I get red in the face and my hair grows bigger for some weird reason."

Lilo commented, "That's scary."

Rupert mentioned, "Don't forget that he'll cut his hair sooner or later."

Lilo shouted, "AH! That's scarier."

Tai said angrily, "Ah, be quiet."

Nosey said, "Actually, he gets red in the face easily when anyone mentions that Matt will marry that girl-"

Tai bonked him on the head to shut him up.

Boss asked, "So… What now?"

Kairi answered, "We just wait…"

With the Two Happyful Couples (If You Can't Figure This Out You Gotta Be Kiddin Me)

Aang and Katara were looking for firewood since it was sundown.

"How much do you have so far?" asked Aang.

Katara lifted a few more and answered, "Plenty, what about you?"

Aang replied sheepishly, "Not too much…"

"Come on Aang, lemme see. (Aang shows the real number) Whoa… I think we should go back now."

Aang smiled, "Ok!"

Katara commented sweetly, "You look so cute when you smile."

"Thanks, you always look beautiful no matter what," thanked the avatar.

"You're sweet Aang," grinned Katara.

They carried the wood back together. When they arrived at their destination, they caught Takuya and Zoë kissing.

Katara and Aang chuckled.

"Are we interrupting anything?" asked Katara.

As soon as Takuya and Zoë heard Katara, they broke apart and blushed to full maximum.

Takuya answered, "I think you should tell." Zoë giggled at his sentence.

"Do we have anything to eat?" asked Aang.

Takuya suggested, "Nothing, maybe boogers?" Zoë and Katara grossed out.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding, jeez," said Taky.

Zoë lit up, "Oh yeah! I brought some jerky with me just in case!"

Aang and Takuya asked at the same time, "JERKY?"

Zoë added, "I also accidentally brought some cabbage."

The two boys shouted, "CABBAGE!"

Zoë opened up her pack and grabbed some cabbage and a pack of jerky.

Zoë goes, "Eat up guys!" Aang and Takuya screamed and hid behind a tree.

Katara said, "This might take a while."

(A/n: Boys can get picky so yea… I was in the mood for that kind of comedy.)

Villain's Campsite

"NO! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!" shouted Maleficent. The villains were at a meeting including Myotismon, Gantu, Hamsterviel, and Maleficent.

Hamsterviel said, "Too bad Zuko had to leave so soon, it was fun calling him Mr. I-Got-Banished-By-My-Father-And-Now-I'm-A-Loser. Oh well, at least I wasn't the one that left the place."

Myotismon commented, "Oh who cares really? He was rather useless and had a dirty mind, not an evil mind."

Gantu agreed, "Good point, at least Slade was evil."

Hamsterviel added, "Funny too, I got a kick outta him."

Maleficent got angry and shouted, "SHUT UP YOU INGRATES! We're supposed to plot the doom of those kids."

Myotismon corrected, "They not exactly kids unless you count Lilo, Tommy, Pene-"

Maleficent got angrier, "ARE WE HERE FOR A GRAMMAR LESSON? (Myotismon shook his head shamelessly) NOW WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW TO GET RID OF THEM?"

Hamsterviel rubbed his chin and made a Cheshire cat-like smile, "Didn't that Raven girl and Terra girl used to be evil?"

Maleficent stared at him suspiciously, "What are you suggesting here doctor?"

Hamsterviel grinned, "Well I was thinking…"

(A/n: MUAHAHAHAHA! Another plan and accredited to a dear amigo, big shout out to the other two amigos!)

Somewhere in the Woods

"Ok this is getting really frustrating… How are we supposed to find two guys and two girls in this freaking forest!" shouted Sokka.

Lucifer whiffed at the sky and said, "I smell (Hif-Hif) cabbage and (Hif-Hif) jerky! Why would anyone eat that junk?"

J.P remembered something, "ZOË BROUGHT JERKY! THEY MUST BE THERE!"

Anne groaned, "Oh boy, lead the way Devil-Ham."

Lucifer grinned, "Finally, someone calls me by my real name. TO THE DIGUSTING FOOD!" They walked past three trees on their left, ten bushes on their right, walked through some thistles and sudden heard complaining.

"Do we have to do this?" asked a young voice that was hidden through the bushes.

Another voice answered maturely, "It's the only way, now do it!"

"Can I NOT do this?" complained a different voice.

A fourth voice answered, "Ai just do it for crying out loud."

Sokka and J.P gasped in horror and jumped out of the bushes.

"ALRIGHT! NOBODY MOVES AND NOBODY GETS HURT! ESPECIALLY YOU TWO LITTLE PERVERTS!" shouted J.P who was pointing a stick at Aang and Takuya.

Aang and Takuya were tied to a tree with bibs around their necks. Katara and Zoë were holding cabbage and jerky and were really trying to get their boyfriends to eat the food.

Takuya said, "What the?"

Sokka cut him off without knowing what they were REALLY doing, "NOW TAKE A FEW STEPS AWAY FROM EACH OTHER!"

Aang said, "Sokka?"

Sokka groaned, "What now?"

Aang answered, "Can you untie me and give me some real food?"

Sokka shouted, "WHADDYA MEAN BY- (Sees Aang and Takuya in bibs and gets angry) NOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?"

Lucifer came out of the bushes and added, "AND WHY ARE YOU EATING JERKY AND CABBAGE? THEY BOTH TASTE HORRIBLE!"

Takuya mentioned, "That's what Aang and I tried to tell Zoë and Katara but NO! We had to eat it or else we'll starve… Well I think that's-"

J.P asked, "So you guys didn't do anything um… 'Intimate'?"

The two couples stared at him confused and said in unison, "WHAT?"

Lucifer groaned, "He meant the moment where a mommy hamster and a daddy hamster love each other very much, and they decide to-"

Takuya shouted, "WHY THE HELL WOULD WE DO THAT?"

Stitch answered, "Sokka and J.P was very worried and thought something bad would happen if you guys were alone. But why you guys always cut people out after they say, 'they decide to'? Stitch doesn't get it."

Paul answered, "That's why people learn about that stuff around the 5th grade or something."

Tommy shouted, "I'M IN THE 5th GRADE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! WHAT'S GOING ON?"

Steam flowed through Anne's head but acted calm, "You'll learn it soon Tommy and Paul (switched into an angry tone) you're in trouble."

The relaxed boy shrugged his shoulders.

Lucifer asked, "Do you ever get not relaxed?"

Anne said, "Nothing can ever scare the heck outta him except for Rupert's feet."

"RUPERT'S FEET? WHERE?" shouted Paul. He hid behind a bush.

Lucifer grinned, "Now that's much better!"

Anne groaned and shook her head, "Oh let's just get to the chamber now." She walked to the chamber and Paul followed her.

"Shall we?" asked Aang. He showed his arm to Katara.

"We shall," smiled Katara and took his arm. They both followed the brother and sister.

Sokka followed them to make sure nothing happened between them.

Takuya wrapped his hand around Zoë's waist and they both followed Aang and Katara. Everyone else followed.

(A/n: Yeah I know: WHERE IS THE ACTION? You'll see so stop wondering.)

The One and Only Chamber

"Do you have any threes?" asked Rich.

Lilo answered, "Go fish, Rich."

Rich grabbed a card from the pile.

Lilo groaned, "Aw this game's getting old. Who wants to plays kemps?"

Kairi volunteered, "Sure, that's one of my favorite games besides Bull- I mean Old Maid."

Cyborg joined in, "As long as I get to pair up with Rich, I'll be fine." Cyborg hi-fived Rich.

Lilo smiled, "Ok, lemme just shuffle the deck." She collected all of the cards and perfectly shuffled them and swiftly dealed them out and set up the whole game.

Cyborg's jaws dropped and Kairi's eyes widened.

"I've learned how to shuffle from Stitch but I can't juggle them by shuffling the cards like Stitch," said Lilo.

Cyborg's jaws dropped down further and Kairi's eyes widened more.

Rich asked, "So aren't we gonna play or what?"

Cyborg closed his mouth and Kairi's eyes went back to normal.

Kairi got a game face on and said, "Let's go."

Lilo smiled, "GO!" They started to play the game.

Rich rubbed his chin and asked, "What are our signs?"

The three others gasped and they separated into their teams to figure out what's their sign for kemps. When they finished they continued playing.

A while later, Kairi scratched her nose and Lilo shouted, "KEMPS!" Kairi slyly showed her four aces.

Cyborg's jaw dropped again.

Rich asked, "Play again?"

Izzy said, "Can you guys quit it? We're gonna have to leave soon although the others didn't come back."

Lilo asked, "What about Stitch? What about Katara and Zoë and Aang and Takuya?"

Izzy sighed, "It's getting late Lilo and you need your sleep you know."

Lilo snorted, "Sleep schneep, I gotta see Stitch again. I really miss him." She sat down on the ground sadly and looked down and her hair covered her face (A/n: SEVEN DAYS! SEVEN DAYS! Ahem, sorry; hyper-ness. ).

Kari put her hand on Lilo's should and assured, "Don't worry Lilo, they'll come back soon before you know it."

Suddenly, a laser shot out of nowhere and hit the supercomputer.

"Too bad you won't witness it," sneered Gantu as he appeared into the room and continued, "Now hand over Raven."

No one moved or spoke, especially Raven.

So that's how they're gonna play huh? Well, I'll just do this the hard way, thought the evil Gantu. He shot out a net that trapped up Raven.

Raven said impatiently, "Get me out of here, NOW! (Lifted her hands) Azarath Metrion-"

"Your little hocus pocus tricks won't work, especially in this net. It's hocus pocus proof you annoying little gothic Azarathian magician girl!" cackled Hamsterviel who followed Gantu.

Rich said aloud, "That's Hamsterwheel alright."

"SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING, FAT, LAZY EXCUSE FOR A GENETIC EXPERIMENT AND IT'S HAMSTERVIEL!" shouted Hamsterviel.

Rich said carelessly, "Hamsterviel, Hamsterwheel; don't get your gerbil ears up in a knot."

Hamsterviel had fire coming out of his ears (figuratively) and shouted, "I AM A HAMSTER! NOT GERBIL! GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SANDWICH-EATING HEAD!"

Rich raised his eyebrow, "What's the difference? Oh yea, hamsters are cute and gerbils are well another story…"

"Argh…" snarled Hamsterviel but switched the subject, "Let's just take the Azarath girl and find the Rock girl."

"Not if I have something to say about it," said a voice out of nowhere. It was the one and only Terra.

Beast Boy came into view and shouted, "TERRA! WAIT!"

Gantu grinned, "Good, now come with us or we'll do this the hard way."

Terra tucked back the hair on her face and said, "Come and get me blubber (Kari covered Lilo's ears and of course the other young dudes' ears were covered too) ass."

Rich and Stitch cracked up at that statement.

Stitch said, "That's good name: Blubber butt! Haha!"

"STITCH!" cried Lilo. Lilo hugged Stitch tightly. Everyone else awed except for Gantu, Hamsterviel, and Raven since she can't hear anything.

Gantu tried to shoot a laser beam at Stitch but Stitch dodged it and hit the fridge.

Lucifer got very mad and shouted at Gantu, "DON'T DO THAT TO THE FRIDGE! THAT'S MY JOB!"

Terra caught the fish-faced creature off guard and used rocks to knock him off the ground. Lucifer in his very angry mood bit Gantu's blubbery ass to add in the pain.

"YOW!" Gantu was yelping in pain.

Hamsterviel fell to the ground laughing.

Anne grinned, "Perfect, now it's time to say good-bye you two."

Hamsterviel shouted, "OH NO YOU DON'T!" He pulled out an odd-looking gun, shot it at Terra, and opened up the net to shoot Raven. The bullets that came out looked like needles and hit them directly on their shoulders.

Anne exclaimed, "NO! THAT'S IT!" She raised her hands and made a crimson portal appeared and sucked up Gantu and Hamsterviel.

Everyone especially the Teen Titans and Kouji ran to Raven and Terra. Stitch and Rich ripped apart the net and out came Raven unconscious. Terra just blacked out.

(A/n: In the story, the KoujixRaven situation won't be that mushy and sappy since 1, they're not really the kind of people that would do that. 2, they simply care for each other very much but not love like Takari, KatararxAang, Takumi, or RobxStar. Finally, there's already enough fluff to make me throw up 100 gallons of puke so yea.)

Cyborg said, "I'll scan them when we get back to your house Anne. I think we should let them rest."

Anne nodded her head.

Beast Boy turned into a camel and lifted Terra and Raven and walked to the camp but stopped.

"Which way is camp again?" grinned Beast Boy.

Paul groaned, "It's that way."

"Oh, I knew that!" said BB.

Lucifer commanded, "Ah shut up." Everyone walked back to camp in the moonlight to go home.

The Villain's Campsite

"AHA! I finally found it!" shouted Maleficent.

Myotismon walked up to her and asked, "Whaddya find?"

Maleficent grinned, "My evil crystal ball."

"I thought that stuff doesn't exist," said Myotismon.

"That's because you stick around the Digital World too much."

"Hey! There is just as much magic in the Digital World than in your cloak so-"

"SHUSH!"

"What?"

Maleficent was moving her hands around a black colored crystal ball and in the ball, clouds started to fog it up.

Myotismon said sarcastically, "You know how to form clouds in a crystal ball, that's really gonna help out the mast-"

"Shut your vampire hole, it's going to clear," ordered Maleficent.

The fog cleared and showed the entire gang walking home happily with Raven and Terra on Beast Boy who was a camel.

"That wasn't part of the-" started Myotismon.

Maleficent pounded her fist on the table, "NO! They got Hamsterviel and Gantu! But luckily, they were able to inject the serum."

Myotismon smiled, "So that means?"

"We'll be getting a pleasant visit from two Teen Titans tonight," answered Maleficent.

A/n: What do they mean by a pleasant visit from two Teen Titans? Who is this mast? Why am I asking these questions (I dunno why either)?

Lucifer: Ah shut up, it already took over two weeks to make this freaking chapter.

Penelope: OKWEE (Sneezes and blows Lucifer into the fridge)!

Lucifer: (muffled) Nice going but I think I'll get used to this.

Stitch: SODA! Stitch wants soda!

Terriermon: It would be nice if I had some too.

Hamtaro: Please bro?

Lucifer: (muffled) Fine if you must beg. (Throws 2 Coca Colas and 1 Diet Cola) The diet is for Terriermon. I don't want him to get hyperactive.

Terriermon: HEY!

Me: Oi vey, Stitch will do the preview for God's sake.

Stitch: Ok um… You'll see knives, portals, and death by molten lava!

Me: STITCH!

Stitch: Death without molten lava, Stitch think death by molten lava sounds better.

Me: No it doesn't.

Stitch: Yea it does.

Me: No it doesn't.

Stitch: Yea it does.

Me: Oh yea? Well I'm taller than you so HA!

Stitch: (Growls)

Terriermon: While Squirt and Stitch solve their little problem, please try to review folks! If Squirt weren't fighting right now, she'd say that it takes a long time now to update since she has school and all so yea.