A/n: IT'S HALLOWEEN! YAY! GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO BE!
Beast Boy: The Grim Reaper.
Me: NO WAY! That might be next year.
Hamtaro: Then what?
Me: A NINJA ASSASSIN! It's satin-ish but I still consider it a ninja assassin costume.
Sokka: You got serious issues.
Me: I know… Now, who's doing the preview and disclaimer…? Terriermon!
Terriermon: Up next is when they meet Voldemort and what happens if I don't get my cheesecake any sooner. I still don't get why you chose Voldemort but you are the author so whatever. You all know the disclaimer deal… We're near to the end of the story so you know what she owns and doesn't own! JEEZ! (Panting heavily)
Me: Don't tell me you snuck coffee from Izzy again.
Terriermon: That was coffee? I thought it was hot chocolate, horrible tasting chocolate.
Lucifer: Good for you. Too bad coffee won't let me in Squirt's sequel…
Me: GET A GRIP LUCIFER! Hm… I have an idea for you in my sequel…
Lucifer: WHAT? WHAT?
Me: (Smiles evilly) Kill you.
Lucifer: Ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
Me: Well um... I'll tell you at the end of this chapter.
Lucifer: Fine, be that way. JEEZ!
The Cheesecake Factory
"I WANT THE CHEESECAKE NOW!" shouted Terriermon.
Henry scolded, "Terriermon, how many times do I need to tell you that cheesecake is for dessert? And if you keep on complaining, I won't let you get the chocolate cheesecake."
"But I really-"
"Cheesecake later or no cheesecake at all."
Terriermon became quiet.
The waiter asked with an Italian accent, "Now what-a does the bunny-a want to eat-a?"
Terriermon muttered, "I'm not a bunny you dummy head."
"Excuse-a me?"
"Oh um… Mashed potatoes and some chicken fingers I guess."
"A-thank you sir."
Terriermon crossed his arms and grunted.
The waiter left the Tamers' table and walked over to the Titans.
The waiter said, "Now there is a meat-a special today-a with the grilled-a chicken, spare ribs, and the French-a fries." Beast Boy got queasy and ran to the bathroom.
Cyborg smiled, "BOO-YAH! BRING IT ON!"
The waiter wrote down Cyborg's order.
He looked at Raven and asked, "Ah, what's-a bringing you-a down?"
Raven didn't stir.
"Well don't you want to-a eat?" asked the waiter.
Raven pointed to a meal on her menu.
At Lilo's table, she was looking at the lasagna and said to Stitch, "Wasn't there something on the National Inquirer about this?"
Stitch was about to answer when Nosey said, "Actually this Professor claimed that a picture was a dragon but looked more like lasagna."
Stitch added, "It was in New York."
Somewhere in Lilo's Dimension
"Thanks Spud's mom for letting Trixie and me eat with you guys," thank a boy with spiky black hair with green on the edge.
An African American girl added, "Ditto. Yo Spud, what are we having for dinner anyways?"
A brunette boy answered, "Lasagna, it reminds me of that picture with Jake as a-"
Jake kicked his leg, which made Spud shut up.
Spud's mother came into the room with lasagna, "You were saying honey?"
Trixie and Jake gave Spud a death glare and Spud answered, "Nothing." Jake and Trixie sighed. They started to have dinner.
Back to the Restaurant
Lilo says, "Whatever…"
The waiter came up to them and asked, "Well, what does the-a little girl-a want to eat?"
Stitch growled.
The waiter shouted, "AH! A-WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IS THAT!"
Lilo answered, "First of all, Stitch is my alien dog and I want Macaroni and Cheese for my meal."
Rupert shouted, "JASON IS REALLY GOING OUT WITH JESSICA?"
Nosey answered, "Yup, but I dunno when in Laguna Beach... I think around Prom or something."
"You're the one that knows gossip, TELL ME!"
"I just get gossip and random mind readings too."
"You can read minds?"
"Duh, how do you think I get really good gossip? It was an additional power that only you, I, and Jumba know."
"Ah, I see."
The waiter raised an eyebrow, took down Lilo's order, and got the orders out of the other four guys at the table.
Soon the waiter gets everyone's order and everyone eats and drinks merrily.
One Hour Later
"Can I have cheesecake now?" asked Terriermon.
Anne groaned, "You have to wait in line Terriermon, remember what Henry said."
Terriermon scowled and crossed his arms and waited his turn in line. There were 10-15 people before him.
"Stupid… I just want cheesecake… Blah… Argh…" grunted Terriermon staring at the other people in front him.
He saw Davis walk away from the counter with a delicious Godiva chocolate cheesecake with hot fudge. Terriermon's eyes turned red. He whiffed the cheesecake and it smelled so fresh, sweet, and chocolaty. Terriermon started to breath heavily to calm himself down but he couldn't fight the feeling that he wanted the cheesecake immediately.
Terriermon was about to attack Davis for his cheesecake but then he was electrocuted.
Henry walked up to him with a remote button, "I told you had to wait for your cheesecake but do you ever listen to me when it came to food?"
Terriermon said weakly, "No."
"Exactly, but I guess it's in your nature to get really crazy over chocolate and stuff like that."
"Yea, yea, yea." Terriermon's eyes lit up.
"HOWEVER, you won't get chocolate cheesecake. In fact, I don't think you even deserve any cheesecake."
"But Henry…"
Henry looked at Terriermon; well he was one of his best friends even if he did have a candy problem, "Uh… You'll only get marble cheesecake with only a hint of chocolate."
"YES! THANK YOU HENRY! YOU'RE THE BEST! YES!" Terriermon gave him a big hug.
The lady on the counter shouted, "NEXT!" Terriermon and Henry rushed over to the lady and got two pieces of marble cheesecake. They went back to their table to eat together with the others.
When They Finally Leave the Place
"Uh, I wonder how long I will have to I work this off at the gym?" groaned Mimi pointing at her flat stomach.
Izzy corrected, "Technically, I don't see anything."
Mimi lifted her shirt to show a belly with a slight curve to it, "SEE IT NOW?"
"It's just a simple curve."
"DO WANT ME TO LIFT IT UP A LITTLE MORE!"
"No way. What are you, a stripper?" A guy that passed by Mimi talking to Izzy wolf-whistled.
"EW! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"
"What is your problem huh?"
They both turned their backs from each other and humphed at the same time.
Palmon said to Tentomon, "Is it just me or was this just a disturbing conversation?"
Tentomon shrugged his shoulders, "Pretty much yea."
Anne said to everyone, "Well, I guess this might be your last day here in Dungeon Town. Should we make the most of it?"
Everyone became stern. They all forgot that soon they'll be home back to their own daily lives and might never see each other again. There were many mixed feelings. With some people, this was the place that helped them find the one they truly loved. Others, it helped them build strong relationships with friends but most importantly, that teamwork, love, and friendship can help you through anything. (A/n: That's the simple moral of the story there folks. As pukey as it sounds, it's pretty much true. I've had loads of tough situations and that stuff works, plus the computer, T.V., and music helps out too.)
They all agreed.
Anne smiled, "Ok, so what should we do now since there really is nothing else to do except hang out?"
Lilo grinned, "Rock climbing?"
Anne's face became serious, "Too dangerous Lilo."
"AW COME ON! MY BIRTHDAY IS IN A FEW DAYS!" complained Lilo.
"The age seven doesn't make any difference here."
"Nuh-uh, that means I can watch TVY7 without Jumba or Pleakly."
"So?"
Stitch spoke, "We buy birthday present."
Kairi agreed, "Yeah, that's a great idea Stitch."
Rich suggested, "A lifetime supply of sandwiches!"
Sokka said, "That's your dream present."
Bijou asked in her French accent, "What do you want for your birthday?"
Lilo answered, "Well, I already have it."
Everyone became confused.
Lilo continued, "What I've always ever wanted was lots of real friends since my other friends in hula class are mean to me. They always call me 'Weird-Lo' and always exclude me out of everything except when I had Mr. Stenchy."
Nosey, Stitch, and Rich shouted at the same time, "YEECH!"
"Anyway, that's a different story. Ever since I came here, now I have over 10 times the number of friends Myrtle has. But most importantly… I also want a laptop." She added a big grin.
Rupert whispered in Nosey's ear, "Well, at least it wasn't dramatic or whatever."
Nosey nodded his head in agreement.
Rupert added aloud, "Oh yeah, before you turn 12 Lilo, you're getting braces."
Lilo frowned.
Paul recommended, "Anyways, why don't we just get you a cell phone instead so you can always keep in touch with us?"
Anne repudiated, "No way, that can um… Actually, that's a pretty good idea. Let's go to DT Mobile. That's our cell phone line."
They walked to DT Mobile.
DT Mobile Store
"Ok um… What kind of cell phone do you want kid?" asked the cashier who was obviously not paying attention to Anne and Lilo.
Lilo said, "I want a video/camera with AIM, those are really cool."
The cashier found an iTunes flip phone with video/camera and AIM, "This is the Optimize K6000. It's like an iPod but has cell phone stuff in it." He handed the phone to her.
Lilo studied it very carefully and smiled, "I'll take it."
Anne added, "This will be on Hero discount so it's free."
The guy grumbled and gave Lilo a bag with a package with the Optimize K6000 inside.
As Lilo and Anne were walking out of the store, Lilo asked, "Does this mean I can call anyone at any universe?"
Anne answered "Yea, plus AIM is universal too so you can talk to them on AIM."
Lilo commented, "Wow, that's so cool. How many minutes can we use on it?"
"We have unlimited minutes so you can call, text, pix text, and AIM as much as you want."
"I'm in awe. So, how do you get the iTunes?"
"First of all, you have to charge it. There's a portable charger inside."
Lilo reached inside the box and heard someone cackle evilly. The two girls rushed outside to see what was the matter.
"What's going on?" asked Anne.
Paul stuttered, "Th-that." He pointed at a violently moving tree and out came Voldemort in a hooded cloak.
Rupert said, "Hm… This guy looks familiar… I just can't figure out who he is… OH! You're Darth Vader!"
Nosey groaned, "No, that's Voldemort.
"Vol-Da-What?"
"Voldemort, the evilest wizard in the history of well, history. He was supposed to kill this wizard or something but it's hard to read such a dark and evil mind."
Aang shouted, "What do you want from us um… Whoever you are?"
Voldemort laughed, "I suggest you try to fix your hearing, Aang."
Aang was in bewilderment, "H-How do you know my name?"
"Of course, you're the avatar boy who will save the world of the Four Nations of the Elements. And that girl over there is the water tribe girl who's your girlfriend and future wife."
"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!" Aang stood his ground to hide the fact that he was blushing madly.
"See? I know all of your weaknesses, there is no way you can defeat me."
Cappy snorts, "Hm, I wouldn't be too sure of that."
Voldemort gave Cappy a death glare.
Cappy looked at him harder.
They kept on exchanging hard and evil glances until Voldemort blinked.
Cappy shouted, "HA!"
Voldemort says, "I did that on purpose. That was rather pointless anyway."
"I still would've beaten you anyways."
"Heh, yeah right."
"I'd so beat you!"
"You never."
"I would so."
"Would not."
"Would so times infinity times infinity."
"You mean infinity squared?"
"What? Oh yeah, did I mention that you look REALLY ugly?"
Voldemort shouted, "Listen, all I have to do is grab the princesses and kill them at 8 o'clock so just hand them over. I will rule the universe so SHUT UP!"
Cappy wasn't moved, "Make me poop breath."
Rich said to Stitch, "That's a good name for Gantu. Imagine how he smells in the morning."
Stitch replied, "Ew…"
Voldemort pointed his wand at the stubborn hamster and chanted, "IMPER-"
Sora snatched the wand from Voldemort and tried to break it but it wouldn't budge.
Voldemort violently took it back and was about to say a spell when Sora struck his keyblade at his shoulder. Voldemort didn't feel any pain and retaliated with a chant while pointing at Sora causing him to fall backwards. Kairi ran over to him seeing bruises on his knees, arms, and blood streaming down his mouth. (A/n: In the words of a wrestler announcer: Ouch that's gotta hurt folks! Ok, read on folks.) She felt useless but tried to wipe off the blood and sooth the bruises.
Kairi said to him, "Everything will be ok Sora. Please be ok."
Meanwhile, Raven threw a tree at him but he sent that backwards ten fold as powerful.
Robin shouted, "Try to find a weakness!"
Neemon said, "Hm… It's coming to me… OH! I got it! It's- Never mind I lost it. Maybe his brain has a weakness."
Bokomon asked, "Oh really? Like you?"
"Yes! I think." Bokomon groaned and snapped Neemon's pants.
Nosey rubbed his chin and got an idea, "HEY POOP BREATH! HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE WHEN YOUR OWN MOM HATES YOU!"
Rupert asked, "His own mother hates him?"
"I don't know. I'm just trying to intimidate him."
"Oh… Whatever. I thought you were supposed to know this stuff."
"I can't get a good reading right now; it's too cloudy with, 'Kill Harry Potter'. It's really annoying I mean, 'What's so special about Harry Potter?' That's why this dude is a serial killer, I think."
"STOP SAYING WHAT YOU THINK! SAY WHAT YOU KNOW!"
"(Mocks Rupert in a retarded accent) Yeah, yeah, shows what you know."
Voldemort saw Oxnard helplessly staring at him in fear so he walked towards him to say a spell. Oxnard panicked and started to throw sunflower seeds at him out of nowhere and each seed made a powerful impact upon the evil villain.
The evil man didn't get any damage though but you can still tell the marks of the seeds on his cloak.
Pepper said to Oxnard, "Oxnard you're the greatest!"
Oxnard smiled, "Same to you but you still don't know your power."
"We'll just see about that Oxy."
Pepper grabbed a tree log, lifted it up easily, and threw it at Voldemort. Before it could hit Voldemort, he said a spell causing it to send it back to where it came from. It hit Pepper powerfully.
Oxy asked, "Are you ok?"
Pepper answered, "Yea, past the scars and bruises I'm fine. But it kinda hurts, a lot."
Pashmina rushed over to her with Katara.
Pashmina said, "Let me see your paw."
Pepper weakly lifted it up and Pashmina held it as Katara let water revolve around her paw making it bruise-less and scar-less. Pashmina saw that there was a really deep cut on her foot and tried to wipe off the blood. As she was rubbing it, the cut disappeared.
Katara smirked, "I guess I'm not the only one with healing powers Pashmina, great job."
Pashmina smiled.
Meanwhile, the Frontier gang wasn't doing as good in their Beast Spirit forms while they were trying to wear the evil wizard down. They tried many attacks but Voldemort was able to stop it or dodge it.
BurningGreymon complained, "AH THIS GUY WON'T LET HIS GUARD DOWN FOR ONE SECOND!"
Neemon asked, "He has a guard with him?"
Bokomon snapped Neemon's pants, "SHUT UP YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!"
Voldemort stared at the two idiots thinking, That's the meaning of stupid right there.
Zephyrmon shouted, "HURRICANE GALE!" Voldemort was still freaked out when he was hit by Zephyrmon's attack.
JagerLowemon thought for a moment and then shouted, "Bokomon! Neemon! Distract Voldemort by any means necessary!"
Neemon shouted, "YOU GOT IT! Look at me Voldemort! LOOK!" He started to jump up and down.
Bokomon snapped Neemon's pants, "You sound more idiotic than ever."
"That's the point, Kouchi said to distract evil creepy guy."
"Ah… I see… Go ahead."
"He also meant you."
"Oh. OH VOLDEMORT!"
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT AND UGLY! DID YOUR MOM BUY YOU FROM 2 FOR 1 OFFER AT THE UGLY STORE!"
Bokomon thought, Is it just me, or did Neemon say something that isn't stupid to embarrass himself?
Some other people were stunned at Neemon's statement.
"What? I did go to school for one day but I was kicked out for eating all of the school's glue."
As Bokomon was chasing Neemon, Voldemort gaped at them in bewilderment. The Frontier guys attacked him at the same time and that knocked him out.
Everyone sighed in relief. Kairi walked over to Voldemort making sure that he wasn't awake. Her heart pounded in her head for she knew something would happen.
Rupert shouted, "KAIRI LOOK OUT!"
Kairi turned around and took one-step backwards. Nothing happened. She turned around and suddenly, something grabbed her neck.
Rupert laughed sheepishly, "He, he, too late. Oh boy."
It was Voldemort. Kairi struggled with all of her might to make him let go. But the more she tried, the tighter his grip would be. The princess started to choke and cough.
Boss ran over to Voldemort and bit his arm.
"YEEOUCH!" shouted Voldemort and knocked Boss out with a flick of his finger.
Bijou said, "Good try Boss." Boss blushed.
Rupert bursts, "Did I mention that Bijou would live with Hamtaro when her owner moves?"
Boss thought, Well that killed it.
Cappy was still trying to wake Sora up while this was happening, "WAKE UP YOU LAZY KEYBEARER! WAKE UP! What's a hamster gotta do to wake a stinking teenager up! (Slaps forehead) I'm stupid; Kairi's in trouble Sora! WAKE UP!"
Sora slowly woke up and said abruptly, "Did you just say that Kairi's in trouble?"
"No, and ponies are prancing around Dungeon Park singing 'Row, Row, Row Your Bow'. OF COURSE SHE'S IN TROUBLE DODO! SHE'S CHOKING TO DEATH! LITERALLY!"
"Don't get your hamster tail up in a knot." Sora took out his keyblade and attacked Voldemort. As he struck the blade, Anne whispered a spell causing the blade to force Kairi out of Voldemort's grasp. Voldemort disappeared from sight as he released the princess from his hand. Kairi fell to the ground coughing.
Sora ran to her saying, "You okay?"
Between coughs Kairi answered, "I think so." Sora lifted Kairi off the ground and she put her hand around his shoulder so she can walk. They both smiled at each other genuinely.
Anne said sadly, "I'm so stupid."
Rika spoke, "It wasn't your fault, it was that Voldemort guy; the stupid bas-"
"I know, I know. I forgot that important part of the prophecy."
"What?"
"Near the end of the war, new evil arises and give the final threat of life and death. I should've known."
(A/n: Speaking of prophecies, remember when Paul said that there would be an attempted murderer? That was Raven and Terra being controlled obviously. Oh yea, SHAME, SHAME RIKA! I am hyperactive today! LOL)
"Don't worry; we'll be able to kick their butt as usual."
Rupert laughs, "Yeah, and then you'll go to the park with Ryo." Rika gave Rupert a death glare and he stopped laughing.
Anne sighed, "Let's get home; I need to learn more about this, Voldemort person."
Rupert adds, "Yea, and because of all this saving the world stuff, I'M MISSING LAGUNA BEACH!"
Rich said in an annoyed tone, "What a major loss for you." Stitch agreed caustically.
Starfire asked, "Where is this Laguna Beach?"
Rupert replied, "It's a show, duh. You can watch it with Nosey and me."
"Oh, I'd be delighted to join in on the watching of this Laguna Beach."
Anne's House
"This Laguna Beach has many bitches and sluts. What are those?" asked Starfire.
Rupert chuckled, "Oh he, he. Bad words Star."
"Oh, like sh-"
"Yes, like that."
"So a bit- I mean that word is like Klorbag?"
"Yes… Be glad that its commercials right now or I'd be very mad."
"Oh, sorry."
Nosey said, "It's back on now."
They continued watching Laguna Beach.
Meanwhile, Aang and Katara were in the backyard practicing their bending together.
"HYAH!" shouted Katara as her water whipped Aang but he dodged it. Aang sent out a huge wind trying to strike Katara but she quickly turned the wind into a cloud with water.
Aang questioned, "How did you do that so fast?"
"Easy, you just motion the water with your hands and send it straight into the air."
"Oh… I see. Lemme try." Aang sent out a gust of wind and he swiftly used his water bending to turn it into a cloud.
"Great job Aang." The avatar grinned sheepishly. He swiftly made a water whip and whipped it at Katara.
Katara giggled, "AANG!" They had a water war with each other.
As they were playing, Sora was still thinking about what happened earlier.
"Sora, are you ok?" asked T.K.
Sora looked up and responded, "I think so…"
"You're not still thinking about what happened earlier are you?"
"Kinda."
"Oh… Don't worry about it."
"But I feel useless. I'm supposed to be the all great keybearer and looked what happened."
Flashback
Sora snatched the wand from Voldemort and tried to break it but it wouldn't budge. Voldemort violently took it back and was about to say a spell when Sora struck his keyblade at his shoulder. Voldemort didn't feel any pain and retaliated with a chant while pointing at Sora causing him to fall backwards.
Back to the Backyard
Sora said, "If Kairi's in trouble again, I probably can't do it."
T.K. bit his lip and sighed, "Don't forget that we aren't alone. I'm not exactly a big help either but that's why there are loads of other people too."
"You're right. But for some reason, I just don't feel fulfilled with my abilities."
"Actually, Anne made up a training gym. Robin and Cyborg are there right now; they can help you. Plus some other hamsters that don't have any powers."
"Thanks T.K."
They give each other the natural handshake guys give each other. It's very natural of men giving it to each other while girls hug; it's a cross between a hi-five and a half-hug.
In Cyborg's Room
"YO BB! CHECK IT OUT!" shouted Cyborg.
Beast Boy was making manly poses but stopped and walked over to Cyborg.
BB asked, "What is it?"
"Look, I found something about Voldemort and his ultimate weakness is-"
They suddenly heard banging on the door.
It was Guilmon, "It's time to eat."
Cyborg said, "Ok dude."
Dining Room
Everyone had finished eating his or her dinner.
Rupert announced, "Ok, now here's what gonna happen before beddy time. You see Nosey here found out about a dream Beast Boy relating to Terra so Lucifer and I thought it could mean something was going to happen in the battle."
Lucifer continued, "Anyways, Nosey thought it meant nothing so we bet him that something bad would happen in the battle. If something did happen, Beast Boy and Terra have to sing 'Beauty and the Beast' on the karaoke but if nothing happened, Rupert and I had to sing 'Barbie Girl' on the karaoke."
Nosey finished, "Also, we already set it up so sing your hearts out. Plus, there's money in this if you sing." He turned on the TV and the song was right there.
Beast Boy and Terra slowly walked up to the microphones.
Beast Boy asked, "You ready?"
Terra smiled, "As long as you are."
A/n: Well that's sweet.
Lucifer: TELL ME NOW WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN BACKFIRE!
Me: Ok, ok, jeez. You suddenly appear out of nowhere while they're in battle then you freak out when you see the villain so the evil guy sends to back to where you came from.
Lucifer: That's it?
Me: Pretty much.
Lucifer: YOU ARE THE RUDEST AUTHOR I'VE EVER MET!
Hamtaro: She's the only author you've ever met.
Lucifer: SHUT UP!
Me: Oi vey… Oh yes, I need your help. I put in Pokemon characters so I can't decide: AshxMisty or AshxMay and I am also wondering if I should put in a Naruto couple or not. Plus, I'm thinking about mixing in the Yu-Gi-Oh characters with Yu-Gi-Oh GX but I'm not so sure. I need suggestions!
Stitch: Stitch think that you aren't a good decision maker.
Me: Hehe… I'm really fussy. I just think that Ash would look good with either May or Misty, Naruto should have a couple: either SakuraxSasuke or maybe even SakuraxNaruto, and the two Yu-Gi-Oh shows mixed together would be cool. But I'll just leave it up to the reviewers. Now Sokka can do the preview.
Sokka: Next chapter will be the REAL final battle and you'll see what was the score of Beast Boy and Terra's rendition of Beauty and the Beast.
Me: Thanks dude. Don't forget to review and give out your suggestions!
Penelope: OKWEE!
