A/n: Ok, this was supposed to be a one-shot but I decided to put it in the story.
Lucifer: Good for you.
Me: Ok now Sokka will tell us for the last time what will happen in this chapter. (Sniffs)
Sokka: This is what happens after our experience at Dungeon Town. Good times…
Me: Yes, I know… Now read on my dear readers…
Penelope: OKYOO!
Me: THAT'S ONE OF THE LAST OKYOOS I'LL EVER HEAR YOU SAY!
(Starts to cry)
Anne's Basement
"Wow, it's really, really over. I can't believe it," said Anne.
Rupert cried, "I MISS NOSEY SO MUCH!"
Paul recovered from his bawling and laughed, "I miss Bokomon and Neemon."
Anne asked, "Rupert, what did you predict about the future again?"
Rupert wiped his tears and answered, "Kari and T.K. would get married and have 5 kids, Robin and Starfire would live together after they become 25, Hamtaro and Bijou would live together when Bijou's owner: Maria would move, Stan would never get a girl, Pashmina would always stay single until she's 6, Matt would marry Sora and have kids, hold on. (Rupert blew his nose) Ok let's see, Mimi would be on TV in the future, Tai would cut his hair (Paul's mouth dropped figuratively), Jeri would ask Takato out, Ryo would ask Rika out and both of those couples will stay together for a long time, Henry would ask a girl out, hm… Takuya would go to the movies with a blonde haired girl; Tommy would be the owner of a video game company, Lilo would have braces before she turns 12, Aang would propose to Katara when he would become 19 um… Sora and Kairi would break up in 3 years but then later they get back together and get married, Kouji and Kouchi would own a martial art school thingy, Stitch and Angel would get back together, and Beast Boy would propose to Terra in 8 years, get married, and have 3 kids."
"You think they'll all come true?"
"Absitively Anne."
Paul asked, "You think we can see them again?"
Anne thought and replied, "We can see how they're doing but that's all I know what to do. It takes a whole lot of practice and time to bring in people from six dimensions."
Paul agreed.
Rupert sighed, "Let's go out for pizza, I'm starving."
Paul laughed, "Let's go."
The three people walked up the stairs, out of the basement.
Titans Tower
"We are finally at home sweet home!" cried Starfire.
Terra called, "I get dibs on the remote!"
Cyborg shouted, "HEY!"
Beast Boy turned into a falcon and snatched the remote.
Raven shouted, "AZARATH METRION ZINTHOS!"
She made the remote float over to her. While it floated to Raven, Robin snatched it.
Cyborg exclaimed, "JUST GIVE ME THE FREAKIN REMOTE!"
Everyone was fighting for the remote.
All of a sudden, they saw a rabid looking blonde girl on the TV screen.
She shouted, "OH ROBBIE POO!"
Robin sunk low in his seat, "Kitten, we meet again."
"ROBBIE POO, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!"
Terra asked, "Who's she?"
Beast Boy answered, "Kitten, she's weird and obsessed with Robin."
"Well she gives blondes a bad name."
Kitten heard this and shouted, "I'M WAY PRETTIER THAN YOU!"
Terra scoffed, "Wow, she's dumb and has a super ego."
"WHY YOU-"
Robin groaned, "Let's get to the point, I'm not going out with you ever again Kitten. Deal with it."
Kitten became angry, "ARGH! I have a new boyfriend actually."
The screen focused on Red X.
Cyborg said, "Red X?"
The Teen Titans including Terra (since she knew him already) started to laugh.
Red X started to boil and said, "Listen, I have something you might like."
He showed something on the screen. The Titans headed for the door to find the evil and unlikely couple.
(A/n: There has to be those creepy couples you know…)
8 years later
The door rang.
Robin walked over to the door and answered, "Cyborg! Starfire and I missed you ever since that all happened."
Cyborg walked into the room and said, "I still don't get why you and Starfire got the tower."
Starfire came into the room and answered, "I was able to come up with the $2000 dollars for sleeping in here."
Cyborg said, "Right… So where's everyone else?"
Beast Boy and Terra were chasing each other into the room.
Terra shouted, "Beast Boy and I are right here!"
Beast Boy retorted, "I am now Beast Man! I'm 25, hello!"
Raven phased into the room, "I see you haven't changed a bit."
Starfire shouted with joy, "Raven! I am so happy you made it!"
Robin asked, "Are you guys ready?"
Cyborg exclaimed, "BOOYA! Bring it on!"
Robin turned on the T.V.
There were the Ham-Hams on the screen and of course Snoozer was sleeping too.
Hamtaro said, "Ham-Ha everybody!"
Bijou greeted, "Bonjour!"
Boss said, "Hi guys!"
Pepper shouted, "Howdy!"
Penelope said, "I missed you guys!"
Beast Man exclaimed, "Penelope, you can talk!"
Penelope gave BB a smirk and answered, "DUH!"
Maxwell added, "She's 4 now."
Stan cried, "I STILL DON'T HAVE A GIRL!"
Pashmina mentioned, "And I have a guy."
The former Teen Titans laughed.
Raven said, "Well I see three predictions coming true so far…"
Hamtaro pointed out, "Bijou lives with me now too."
Cyborg said, "Make that four predictions Raven."
Raven groaned, "Wow, I didn't know you were that smart."
Dexter laughed, "Remember Neemon would always go-"
Howdy finished, "He is?"
Sandy giggled, "Then Bokomon would snap his pants."
Everyone laughed.
Beast Man asked, "Remember that really awesome limo?"
Jingle smiled, "That was one of the greatest cars I ever rode in man!" He strummed his guitar.
Omar mentioned, "We also jumped off a cliff in that car. My servants would've cleaned that up in a snap."
Cappy sneered, "Yeah right."
Beast Man felt something in his pocket and remembered something, "Terra?"
Terra raised her eyebrow and asked, "Yes?"
BB took a deep breath, went down on his knee, and asked, "Terra, I know we've been through a lot and… Will you marry me?"
Terra's eyes widened, "Oh my god… YES!"
She ran into his arms and they kissed. Everyone awed.
Lucifer muttered under his breath, "I really should've broken them up years ago."
Panda asked, "What about Robin and Starfire?"
Robin blushed, "We're still not ready."
Starfire said, "Yeah, I need to fix some things with Galfore."
Digital World
"AH!" someone screamed.
A green vortex appeared and out came all of the Digidestined and their Digimon.
Takuya asked, "Let's go back to the human world?"
Zoë giggled, "Let's."
Rika said, "Um… Can we just get used to the digital world first?"
Henry teased, "You're just scared about Ryo."
"What about Ryo?"
"He was going to-"
"Shut up."
Neemon asked, "What was he going to do?"
Bokomon groaned and snapped his pants.
Takato answered, "Ask her out like how Jeri would ask me…"
Tommy groaned, "For once can we please try to ignore ANYTHING that has to deal with love?"
Tentomon suggested, "What about you being the owner of a video game company?"
Tommy smiled, "Oh yea… Well I have been thinking about making this really cool video game called Doom… It has aliens in it and everything."
Takuya scoffed, "Yea, like that will become a movie."
(A/n: Let's pretend that Tommy is the founder of a real video game called, "Doom" and it does have a movie too! As I always say: Irony is very useful these days…)
Zoë said, "Well Takuya and I have to go now."
Takuya showed a wide grin upon his face, "Yea… See you later guys!"
He grabbed her hand and they ran out of the Digital World.
Tai said, "I have to go too."
He ran out too. Agumon, Matt, and Gabumon followed after him.
Patamon said, "I guess we all should go too. What week is it?"
TK answered, "This is the week were you stay with your dad."
"Ok, see you later TK!"
Patamon hugged TK and ran off with Bokomon and Neemon to their home. Kari pulled TK's arm and Kari, TK, Davis, Gatomon, and Veemon went to their friend Cody's house. Soon everyone else left.
Sora's House (the one from Digimon)
Tai took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.
He prayed in his head, Please be Sora…
The door opened and it was Sora.
"Tai?" asked the confused girl of love.
Tai scratched his neck nervously, "Listen uh… Are you doing anything tonight?"
"No… Why?"
"I have two tickets to this movie and Agumon doesn't like horror movies so you wanna come?"
Sora flushed with embarrassment, "Well…"
Tai sighed, "It's ok, I understand." He turned around.
"No wait!" Tai turned back around.
"What?"
"I'd love to go to the movies with you."
Tai smiled and they walked together to the movie theater. In a bush Matt, Agumon, and Gabumon hi-fived each other and followed the couple.
Cody's House
"OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS!" shouted Yolei.
Davis answered, "Damn serious."
"You also knew this guy?" Yolei pointed at a picture of Robin.
Kari responded, "Yes."
"HE'S EFFIN HOT!"
Ken looked at Yolei with a raised eyebrow.
Yolei cleared her throat, "I mean um… He looks nice."
Cody said, "I don't get it, why only you guys?"
T.K replied, "I dunno. We can't change the past."
Yolei complained, "I wish I could, then I get a good look at this Robin guy."
Kari said, "Remember that he's with Starfire."
"Who the hell is that?"
Kari showed her a picture of her, "She's really nice. Star's from a planet called Tamaran."
"He looks better with me."
Davis jeered, "Yeah, when Armadillomons fly."
Armadillomon shouted, "HEY!"
"No offense."
Yolei rubbed her chin, "Hm… I wonder how big is his-"
Kari shouted, "EW! SHUT UP YOLEI! T.M.I.! TOO MUCH INFORMATION!"
Takato's House
Takato flopped onto his bed, "It's feels so good to be home."
Guilmon said, "Yeah, can we install the karaoke set now?"
Takato smiled, "Ok buddy."
Out of nowhere, the door knocked. Takato opened the door and saw Jeri.
"Oh, hey Jeri."
Jeri greeted, "Hi Takato. Hey Guilmon. (Sees Guilmon messing with the wires of the karaoke set) What are you doing?"
Guilmon answered, "I'm trying to set this up that's what."
"Takato?"
Takato knew that Rupert's prediction was happening in front of his face, "Yes?"
"Can you walk with me in the park; I need to talk you about something."
"Oh, sure. (Remembers Guilmon) First of all, can I call Henry so Terriermon can help Guilmon out with the karaoke set?"
"Ok…"
Henry's House
The phone rang.
Henry picked it up, "Hello?"
Takato replied, "Hey, can Terriermon go help Guilmon with the karaoke set?"
"Sure, hold on," Henry called out to Terriermon, "HEY TERRIERMON! Can you go help Guilmon with the karaoke thing?"
Terriermon answered, "SURE! Can Lopmon come?"
"Wait (Goes back to the phone) I'm back, can Lopmon go too?"
Takato answered, "Sure."
"Ok, wait," Henry shouted, "YOU CAN GO LOPMON!"
Lopmon and Terriermon celebrated concurrently, "YAY!"
Henry goes back to the phone, "Ok, they'll be there soon."
The blue haired boy looked out the window and saw a girl. She looked exactly like how Rupert described her. He went outside and talked to her.
Ryo's House
"Wait a minute, so are you telling me you went to an alternate universes without me?" asked Ryo.
Rika blushed, "Yeah…"
"So um… Did you miss me?"
"Huh?"
"Oh uh… nothing."
"It was a lot of fun."
"Sounds like it."
Ryo scratches his neck and thoughts raced through his head,
JUST ASK HER ALREADY! This is why you are a chicken.
I am not!
BAWK! BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK-BAWK!
The troubled boy shouted, "FINE!"
Rika asked, "What?"
"Uh, if I don't get this out I'm gonna go mad as hell."
"What is it Ryo?"
"I just need to say that-"
Rika sighed and quickly kissed him on the lips, "I know and sure."
Ryo flushed, "How?"
"Psychic talking tabby cat called Rupert."
"Awesome. So um… Wanna go somewhere?"
"Your pick."
Somewhere in the Digital World a Number of Years Later
"Mommy, where is everybody?" asked a young 6-year-old boy.
Mrs. Takaishi or Kari answered, "Don't worry John Paul, just wait."
Two twin babies started to cry.
T.K. said, "I'll handle it honey."
Kari smiled, "Go ahead, I'll bring the other three."
Soon, they arrived at a big Digimon reunion.
A tall man came with a noodle cart (Davis), "Hey guys! Perfect timing too! Hey Johnny, Katie is over there just so you know."
"YAY!"
The young boy ran to a girl with brunette hair.
John greeted, "HIYA KATIE!"
Katie Kanbara beamed, "Hey John."
Mrs. Kanbara (Zoë) came to John and smiled, "Long time, no see John."
A boy with red hair who jumped off of his mom's Renamon snuck upon John and shouted, "BOO!"
John whirled around and laughed, "Hi Randy."
Mimi, Palmon, and her 2 children came into the scene too.
Katie exclaimed, "HEY LOOK! IT'S MARIAH AND CAREY!"
(A/n: If you're stupid, Mariah Carey's nickname is Mimi so that's why I put that there. Plus, I couldn't help it. Ok, read on.)
The three kids went up to Mimi and greeted, "HI!"
Mimi smiled, "Hey kids!"
Randy asked, "How's your TV show?"
"It's fine."
Meanwhile, other kids were getting along too.
JP's son, Dexter shouted, "LOOK! IT'S MR. KIMERA AND JIMMY!"
Dexter, Izzy's daughter Hillary, and Matt's and Sora's son Mac ran to Jimmy.
Jimmy greeted, "HEY GUYS! Where's my cousin?"
"HYAH!" shouted Kouji's daughter, Raven striking at him with her pole.
Jimmy dodged it and laughed, "You're good."
"My daddy taught it to me and has a school with your daddy, of course he is."
"Your daddy used to have big hair Molly!" asked Randy.
Molly answered, "That's what Mr. Izumi and Mr. Himi said."
Mac's brother, Stan spoke, "My dad said that he accidentally got his hair cut off."
John thought aloud, "I thought it was a dare that made his hair get cut off."
"Oh well."
Hillary exclaimed, "IT'S JULIE! JULIE'S HERE!"
It was Julie and Mr. Himi (Tommy) with a humungous bag.
Lots of kids came up to them.
Davis's son, Damian asked, "Mr. Himi, did you bring 'Doom' again?"
Tommy smiled, "Of course I did but the rated T version. I tested the M one on Mr. Matsuki's son, Leon and he freaked out."
Mac said, "But he's only 14!"
"Exactly."
The kids started to play "Doom".
Mr. Wong asked Mr. Matsuki, "Think it was all worth it?"
Mr. Matsuki smiled, "Of course."
Destiny Islands
A portal appeared and Sora and Kairi came out.
Kairi groaned, "Ow my butt."
Sora said, "By now we should get used to it."
"Yeah… What now?"
"Guess we should go home right?"
"Ok."
Three Years Later
(A/n: This is a very dramatic and mature part of the story so if you're someone who isn't used to drama, DOES NOT READ THIS! You can skip to the next part. This is based on scrolling through channels as usual and seeing this Laguna Beach crud and of course that Cheaters show thingy.)
"Why did you do this to me Sora?" asked Kairi filled with worry and fear.
Sora tried, "I didn't mean to it's just-"
"What? You lost your virginity to another girl while you were with me? I thought you loved me."
"I do but we were just-"
"SHUT UP! I saw you two in the bedroom and you were half naked, that's all I needed to know Sora."
"Listen, the truth is that-"
"NOTHING! GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!"
She walked away from him with tears in her eyes.
The aggravated keybearer kicked a rock screaming, "AH GOD DAMN IT!"
A Little Over a Year Later
18-year-old Kairi was in the mall by herself eating a hamburger. She suddenly heard Sora's name.
"Remember that party a while ago?" asked a guy to another.
The other guy replied, "Yeah, ever since then Sora's been a train wreck."
Kairi's eyes widened.
"I heard there was that girl, I forgot her name but she trapped him the room."
"What happened?"
"Well she all like, I love you and all that shit and started making out with him."
"What the hell?"
"That was my reaction exactly. But the creepiest part was that she was trying to pull his shirt off and don't ask me why."
"Dude that is one crazy lady."
"You think? Anyways, then Sora's girlfriend walks in on him."
"DANG!"
"I know, but then we all know what happens next."
"What?"
"I thought you would know."
"I don't."
Kairi put down her burger and ran off to find Sora.
A guy nearby asked, "YO LADY! CAN I HAVE YOUR HAMBURGER!"
Somewhere on the Sidewalk
Sora was kicking a can as he was walking. He suddenly heard running. He turned around and saw Kairi sprinting towards him.
(A/n: Humming Chariots of Fire Theme Oh, sorry um… Just read.)
"Kairi?" said the stunned boy.
Kairi tripped over but got up before she would've fell.
She rose panting for a while, "Listen, I need to tell you something."
"What?"
"I am so, so sorry. I thought- I should've trusted you."
"Everyone makes mistakes. Trust me, it could've been worse."
"How?"
"You know…"
"Oh. Should we still be-"
"Duh."
They hugged each other tight.
Kairi asked, "You remember Rupert and his prediction?"
Sora answered, "You mean the third part?"
"Yeah."
"Oh, maybe after we graduate I guess."
"It's a wedding."
They walked together into the sunset arm in arm and shoulder-to-shoulder.
Kokowa Town
A portal appeared and out came Stitch, Rich, Nosey, and Lilo.
Lilo checked the time, "Only seven minutes passed here. That's pretty good and that means tomorrow is my birthday! I can't wait to see what I'll get as a surprise."
Stitch agreed, "Ih."
Rich said, "I think I'll head back to Gantu."
Lilo asked, "Why?"
"Someone needs to make fun of him until you guys defeat Hamsterviel once and for all."
"Yeah… That works."
"What about you Nosey?"
Nosey sighed, "Hm… I think I'll just stick around, maybe get an apartment around here."
Lilo giggled, "Well, I'll see you and Rich soon."
The three experiments said, "Yeah."
Lilo and Stitch headed for home, Rich went off to Gantu's ship, and Nosey went off into the streets.
A Few Months Later
"Are you ready Stitch?" asked Lilo.
Stitch nodded his head.
"Good, because this is our last battle for the last experiment- Angel. This is the second most important battle we'll ever face so are you sure?"
Stitch rolled out his extra arms and said, "Oh yeah."
"Let's go."
They both ran off to Gantu's ship.
An Hour or Two Later
Lilo was scarred and screaming, "YES! THAT WAS SO AWESOME!"
Stitch had bruises too but still his hyper self, "YAHOO!"
"Now all the experiments are all in the one true place they belong."
Rich was there too, "You guys whooped Gantu's butt real good, again."
Stitch and Rich glanced at a wagon, and there, Angel lay there unconscious.
Lilo looked at them for a while, "Angel will be fine. Oh and Rich?"
"Huh?"
"Isn't 623 a girl?"
"Yeah, so? Oh. Fine, be that way."
Angel suddenly wakes up.
Stitch looked at her, "Bujee boo?"
Angel rubs her eyes, "Stitch!"
The two experiments hug each other.
Lilo and Rich said at the same time, "Aw…"
As they walked up the steps to their home, Lilo called,
"HEY NANI! RICH AND ANGEL ARE HERE AND HERE TO STAY!"
Nani looked out the window and groaned.
Over a Month after Lilo's 8th Birthday
Lilo, Stitch, Rich, and Nosey rang on the doorbell.
Nani opened the door, "OH MY GOD! WHAT HAPPENED!"
They were all in bruises and Lilo answered, "Long story, you wouldn't understand."
"DID YOU GET IN A FIGHT WITH MERTLE?"
"No way."
"Oh, go inside and clean yourself up and that means all of you. And Stitch?"
Stitch asked, "Ih?"
"Angel is coming back from the grocery any minute soon so if you want, hurry up."
They all went inside.
Nani shouted, "WAIT A MINUTE! LILO!"
Lilo rushed back and asked, "What now?"
"Show me your teeth."
"Wha-"
"Just do it."
Lilo showed her teeth.
"Whoa, this long story you won't tell me about made you mess up your teeth. We'll need to make an appointment with your dentist to see if you need braces."
"WHAT! I'M NOT EVEN 12!"
(A/n: Hehe… Take one good guess on how Lilo, Stitch, Rich, and Nosey became all battered up.)
North Pole
A portal appeared and out came the avatar and his friends.
Katara found something in her hand, "What the heck is this?"
Sokka grabbed it from her and studied it, "Hm… It's a cell phone! What the hell?"
Aang asked, "Did Zoë give you something before we left?"
Katara answered, "I think so…"
The cell phone started to ring "Can You Feel the Love Tonight".
Katara opened the flip phone and asked, "Hello?"
It was Zoë, "HEY KAT!"
"Zoë?"
"Well it definitely ain't Maleficent."
"It's really you I guess. But how did you get it?"
"We bought it while shopping."
"Oh, thanks Zo. So where are you?"
"In line to watch the movies with Takuya."
"That's so sweet!"
Katara and Zoë continued to talk while Aang and Sokka watched them talk. Aang whispered something in Katara's ear.
Katara asked Zoë, "Did you get any more?"
Zoë answered, "DUH! But I only got two, so there's one for you and the other for Aang and Sokka. It's with Aang." They continued talking.
Aang checked his pockets and everywhere on his clothes and found another flip phone. It started to ring, "My Doorbell".
He answered, "Hello?"
Over the phone, he heard, "I TOLD YOU THAT THIS WOULD WORK! BUT DOES ANYBODY LISTEN TO ME? NO! Oh, hey Aang! It's Squirt and Chickenbutt, the girl we called at the White House!"
"Oh, hi…"
Chickenbutt said on the phone, "I can't believe you pulled a prank on me. Also, IT'S CHERIE!"
"It was Squirt's idea."
Squirt said, "Cherie, schmerie, I don't care."
Cherie said, "Well it's only because she's a dumbo."
Squirt shouted, "HEY!"
"Listen you guys, I gotta go."
Squirt said, "Ok, bye dude."
Cherie said, "So um… Like, like, like, like, like bye."
Aang closed the phone.
Sokka asked, "Who was that?"
Aang answered, "Squirt and a girl called Cherie."
"Wow."
"I know. Shouldn't we get back?"
"Yeah, I'm going to see the Princess."
"Your girlfriend?"
"Aang, she's engaged, remember?"
"Sorry."
"No problem, how are we supposed to explain you and Katara together?"
"We'll keep it a secret for now I guess."
"Ok, let's go. KATARA! WE'RE LEAVING NOW!"
Katara was too occupied with talking to Zoë as other best friends are. Aang and Sokka shrugged their shoulders and went on Appa going back to the castle, palace, thingy. Momo was scavenging through the snow for food.
Seven Years Later
A tall, young man was soaring through the sky on his glider. He felt like the most free-spirited guy on the planet. He felt so carefree, he actually forgot something.
"AANG!" shouted grown up Sokka.
Yes, that young man was the one and only avatar. He swooped down from the sky closing his glider.
"What is it Sokka?"
"YOU FORGOT WHAT TODAY IS?"
"What is today?"
"Aang, it's been seven years since you defeated Ozai and you were going to do a certain something?"
"Point and laugh at the fire nation like every year?"
"NO YOU DUMBASS! Do I have to spell this out to you?"
"I think."
Sokka held out a box.
"Oh that. Aw, shit I gotta go."
Aang grabbed the box and ran off.
Sokka sighed, "After seven years, he's still the same."
Somewhere in the Earth Nation
Katara was staring at her seven-year old cell phone. To this day Aang and Sokka were still the only guys that knew about it. It suddenly rang.
She picked it up, "Aang?"
Aang replied, "Look up."
"What the-"
She looked up and saw Aang and Appa. The bison's tail lifted and Aang soared down from the sky. He lightly landed to the ground.
Katara put her hands on her hips, "Way to make an entrance."
Aang blushed, "Yeah… I need to ask you something."
"What is it Aang?"
The avatar went down on one knee, showed the box, opened it, and asked,
"Will you marry me?"
Katara ran into his arms and embraced him.
In the comfort of his arms, she answered, "Of course."
Aang stood up and they kissed. Aang put on her ring, which had water and air nation symbols on it. The both hopped up on Appa and the bison took them home.
(A/n: AW THAT'S SO SWEET! But, it makes methrow up gallons of puke. Anyways, when they came back, it was one or two days before the end of the Water Book thing. On with the comic relief!)
Squirt's House
"MOM! I'M GOING TO MARJ'S HOUSE!" shouted Squirt.
Squirt's mother replied, "Have fun honey!"
Squirt's little sister, Pipsqueak squealed, "BUH-BYE ATE!"
The big sister smiled and gave her little sister a big hug. As Squirt closed the door she muttered to herself, "Oh I'm gonna have a hell of a time alright."
In a Building
Squirt opened the door and saw Sugar High and Marj, "Where's Cheesehead?"
Sugar High replied, "How the hell would I know?"
"But she's the one with the bazooka gun. I'll call her."
Marj said, "Put it on speaker."
"Oki doki."
Squirt called her and put it on speaker.
The phone answered, "Hello?"
"Is this Cheesehead?"
"Uh… Yeah this is she."
Sugar High said, "Wait a minute that sounds like her sister. (To the phone) Can we talk to Cheesehead?"
"This is Cheesehead."
Squirt said, "We need to talk to her."
"This is- HEY! MY PHONE!"
Squirt, Marj, and Sugar High heard punches and screaming.
Finally the phone answered, "Ok, this is the real me."
Sugar High shouted, "WHERE ARE YOU?"
"Why?"
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!"
"It's today?"
"YEAH!"
"Oh… I knew that."
Squirt screamed, "ANO KA BA NALAGA!"
She and Sugar High started to laugh.
Cheesehead said, "I'll be there soon." She hung up.
Squirt called her friend while they were waiting, "EDDO JAYJ!"
JayJ said, "Hey! What's up?"
When Cheesehead Finally Arrived
The door flew open and in came Cheesehead with the bazooka gun.
Squirt ran over to it and snatched it, "MINE!"
Cheesehead rolls her eyes.
Marj says, "Three… Two… One."
Squirt starts to hyperventilate. Soon, she calms down.
Sugar High asked, "Do you have the body Marj?"
Marj answers, "Yup. It's right- EW!"
Squirt asked, "What?"
"Maggots are eating her brain."
"COOL! How did the maggots get there?"
"I dunno. Why are you asking me?"
Sugar High exclaimed, "AH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHEESEHEAD!"
Squirt and Marj whirled around and saw Cheesehead eating their substitute's brain along with the maggots.
Cheesehead said with her mouth full, "Mm… Tastes evil and asshole-y. Not bad."
Squirt and Sugar High said, "Wow…"
Five Minutes Later
"You sure you're done eating her brain?" asked Marj.
Cheesehead said while licking off her fingers, "Pretty much, yeah."
"THEN MOVE!" shouted Squirt.
She aimed the gun at the substitute's head and pulled the trigger. The head was separated from the body. Cheesehead and Sugar High started to clap their hands like a walrus.
Sugar High screamed, "MY TURN!"
She grabbed the gun and shot it at her stomach. Sugar High started to jump up and down in happiness. Cheesehead took the gun started to evilly cackle.
Squirt said, "Wow, didn't know she had it in her."
Cheesehead shot the gun at her legs. Their substitute's legs flew into the sky and fell on a guy's face. Sugar High, Marj, and Squirt started to laugh.
Cheesehead shouted at the man, "SORRY!"
Squirt said, "You is retarded."
Sugar High and Marj started to hit their hands on their chests like retards to make fun of Cheesehead. Cheesehead looked at Sugar High and smacked her head.
Sugar High shouted, "HEY! WHY DIDN'T YOU HIT MARJ?"
Cheesehead answered, "You're the stupid one, not her."
Marj said, "Thank you; I feel special."
Sugar High laughed, "ED!"
Squirt smacked the back of Sugar High and Cheesehead's well, head,
"You're all a bunch of freaking idiots."
Cheesehead, Sugar High, and Squirt started to quarrel. Before Sugar High was about to shoot the bazooka at Cheesehead--
"HEY! Why can't we just sit down and eat candy?" it was Marj.
Sugar High shouted, "I LIKE CANDY!"
Cheesehead and Squirt said, "Hm… Nah."
Squirt and Cheesehead chased Sugar High for the bazooka gun.
Squirt snatched it rejoicing, "I HAVE IT! IT'S ALL MINE! IT'S ALL-"
"Mine!" Cheesehead took back the gun.
Marj and Sugar High sat down and had some candy and watched Squirt and Cheesehead fight for the bazooka gun.
(A/n: If this happened in real life, THAT'D BE SO COOL! Now, the moment you've all been waiting for: THE FINAL SCENE!)
Dungeon Town Hospital
Anne was 18, Paul was 16, and Rupert was 7 or 2014. They rushed to the desk.
Anne asked, "Where's Mrs. Vaowowsky?"
The lady answered in a droll voice, "Room 316."
The three people ran to room 316. Paul flung open the door and they ran to their grandmother.
"Grandma?" asked Anne.
Mrs. Vaowowsky answered, "You made it darling."
A tear dropped from her eye, "Yeah, we did."
"Listen, I didn't tell you this but-" Mrs. Vaowowsky made a hacking cough.
"Are you ok?"
"Yeah, as I was saying, in a few years… There will be um…"
Paul said, "What?"
"Something will be coming."
Anne worried, "Tell us grandma."
"It's… Evil… (Coughs) I think my seconds are numbered."
"NO! It can't, you'll be fine."
"You can't fool this woman, child."
"You can still make it, I'm sure of it."
"Don't worry about me so much."
"Grandma! Just, fight it."
"I can't…" She gags and horribly coughs.
"Don't grandma, please don't go."
"Child… When you go to college… When you Paul are in high school and Rupert is doing his own thing… Always know I'll be watching…"
Mrs. Vaowowsky gasped, took her last breath of air, and closed her eyes dead.
Anne and Paul shouted, "NO!"
Rupert sighed, "So sad… (Switches mood) LET'S GO GET PROTEIN SHAKES!"
The brother and sister looked at him.
"What? I'm hungry. (Seconds pass) No seriously, I am and I need to lose weight. (A few more seconds pass) Fine, go ahead and cry already."
Anne buried her face in Paul's shoulder. Paul's eyes welled up with tears. Rupert looked at their deceased grandmother. He looked away. Suddenly Rupert got the following vision:
Houses were on fire and fire trucks were being destroyed. A loud screeching was heard, and there Rupert saw two young girls: One had dirty blonde hair wearing a purple crocheted hat, a purple graphic tee with green designs on it, and brown cords and the other had long raven hair wearing a black tee with an alien on it and baggy jeans. They both did something, Rupert couldn't clearly see what it was but something happened and it caused a blinding light.
The vision ended and Rupert shook his head.
Paul asked, "Are you ok?"
Rupert said, "Uh yeah, sure…"
As Anne and Paul cried, Rupert pondered about his odd vision,
Who are they? That girl with black hair reminded me of Lilo but a little taller and had a more determined look in her eye. But what about that other girl? Maybe… Nah.
The tabby walked over to Paul and Anne to comfort them. As he walked towards them, he knew that this would only be the beginning.
The End
A/n: IT'S OVER!
Sugar High and Cheesehead: IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER-
Me: Whoa, whoa, hold on a second. How did you guys get here?
Cheesehead: Your front door was open.
Me: Oh… THEN LET ME FINISH!
Sugar High and Cheesehead: Fine.
Me: Moving on, since this is the end of the story kind of, I guess I have to give you guys back to the FBI.
Hamtaro, Terriermon, and Stitch: Aw…
Penelope: Okyoo…
BB and Sokka: Oh well…
Lucifer: YES! SCORE! YAY! Wait a minute, who's the star in the sequel?
Me: No one specific really…
Lucifer: Hm… Whatever.
Me: Ok, well I'll see you guys soon!
The other A/n People: BYE! (Leaves room)
Me: You guys were saying?
Sugar High: HIT IT!
Me: (Clashes their heads together)
Cheesehead: OW! NOT LITERALLY!
Me: Oh well, it was fun anyways. Go ahead.
SH, C, and Me: IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! SQUIRT ANNE SAYS IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! EVERYONE GOT MARRIED 'CEPT US!
Me: Wait a minute, what about Lilo, the experiments, the Ham-Hams, those other Teen Titans, the Digimon, Sokka, and what about Marj?
C: Marj is in on vacation in Peru who is probably sitting on a beach drinking soda with one of those pretty little umbrellas on top of it.
SH: Yeah, then she'll probably meet a guy and then they'll get married in a week or something. WAIT A MINUTE! SHE DIDN'T INVITE US TO THE WEDDING!
C: We're speaking hypothetically right now you know.
SH: But if she did…
Me: Wait, but what about Lilo, the exper-
SH and C: SHUT UP!
(Wedding Bells Ring)
SH and Me: WHAT THE HELL?
C: I'm not getting married. Who got married?
C, SH, and Me: (Turns around) VOLDEMORT? (Looks to the left) AND MARJ!
Me: (Magically freezes time) Ok, since certain people distracted me from saying a few things, here they are. The final chapter will come out on December 31, please review until then and MERRY CHRISTMAS, FELIZ NAVIDAD, OR MALIGAYANG PASKO! (Unfreezes time)
What's next? Flying ponies? (Sees flying ponies in the sky) Never mind.
SH: MARJ! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
TBC…
