I will start off with replies to my reviewers:

To Aerine Lillet: I'm glad you think it's funny! I will try to make this chapter even better.

To shmell: Arigato, sorry it took so long!

To Fractured Dreams: Thanks, it should be an interesting story.

To Einzazmunster: Well Naruto isn't really that brave; drinking sour milk is more along the lines of stupidity than bravery. Besides why would he pass up the chance to have Sasuke come to his rescue, ne?

To tigersmt.334 X Assasin's core: Why thank you, I try my best.

Naruto's Evil, Crazy, Disturbing Birthday-- Chapter Two: Master Kakashi's House!

Naruto made his way to Kakashi's house. I wonder why Sasuke was acting so jumpy all of the sudden, He thought to himself. The young blonde knocked on the door a few times before barging in. "Hello Master Kakashi!" Kakashi lifted his eyes from his book and gave Naruto a slight wave. "Can I help you, Naruto? Did you cut yourself with your kunai again?" Naruto smiled and jumped on the couch next to his teacher. "Nu-uh, I just came to visit," Naruto answered light-heartedly.

Kakashi sighed and set down "Make-out Paradise.(1)" He shifted a bit before grabbing his remote control and offering it to Naruto. The blonde shook his head to say "no" and began to look around the room. "So, ahem what do you want to do?" Kakashi asked, rather annoyed he couldn't continue to read his book. "I dunno," Naruto replied starring at a red package with a blue ribbon on it. "What's that?" He pointed to the package. Kakashi followed the boy's gaze. "Oh that, uh… That's for a friend."

An awkward silence seemed to fall upon them as Naruto pondered who the "friend" could be. Maybe Master Kakashi has a girlfriend? Or maybe… That present is for me! Naruto got up and walked over to the small table on which the box rested. "Hey Master what's in the package?" He asked slyly, picking the box up and shaking it. Kakashi got up and grabbed the box from Naruto. "That's none of your business Naruto." He opened his cupboard and set the package inside. Naruto made a pouty face and decided it must not be for him.

The young fox-child gave a long yawn before curling up on the couch. He snuggled up to one of Kakashi's throw pillows. "Huh?" He felt something under the pillow and pulled it out. Naruto examined the magazine which he held in his hand. "Master, what does 'hentai' mean?" He questioned flipping though the magazine. "Kakashi flinched and reached for the magazine. "Nothing," He said sternly. Naruto smiled deviously and curled back into a ball.

—Elsewhere—

Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong

Sasuke let out a sigh of relief and opened the door. "Oh Sakura, I'm glad you're here so you can help me—What's Ino doing here!" Sakura gave a fake smile and began, "Well—" Ino cut here off by pushing her aside. "When I heard you where throwing a party, of course I assumed I was invited, My Cute Little Sasuke," She said wrapping her arms around the boys neck. Sasuke pushed her off. "Fine, whatever," He invited the two in. Sakura placed her present for Naruto on the table. "What did you need help with?"

Before long the house was decorated with paper lanterns and streamers. "I'll get to work on the cake!" Sakura said happily. Sasuke was about to thank but was first pulled away by Ino. "Here's your present Sasuke," She said handing him a little box. "It's not birthday it's Naruto's," Sasuke replied. Ino looked upset. "Oh well just open it!"

The young Uchiha grabbed the present, resisting the urge to shuve it down Ino's throat. The blonde made a pouty face and followed Sasuke into the kitchen. "It's a quarter to seven!" Sakura said, pointing at the clock. "Oh, shit," Sasuke quickly picked up the phone and dialedKakashi's number.

--At Kakashi's--

Kakashi shook Naruto, to wake him, "Hey Naruto time to get up--Ugh!"Naruto hit Kakashi in the mouth so hard it made the older man fling back and hit the coffee table. Which just happened to have coffee on it. Kakashi was bleeding and soaked with hot liqued. Naruto shifted a bit then curled back up when he found a comfortable position. The silver-haired man slowly lifted himself to his feet. "Damn it all," He said calmly.

Kakashi calmly collected himself and tried to figure out a way to wake the sleeping child. "NARUTO BREAKFAST IS READY!" Suddenly Naruto jumped to his feet and looked around franticly. "Where!" Kakashi smirked under his mask. "I think it's time we get you home, Naruto." The older man ruffled the child's hair. Naruto, realizing he wasn't getting breakfast or any other form of food stuffs, reluctantly followed his master out the door.

"Are we there yet?" Naruto sighed as he dragged his feet along the pavement. He was still quite annoyed at not getting food. I swear if I have to go another minute without food, I'll-- His thought's were intterupted by the sound of Kakashi's voice. " We're here," The man said monotonously. Naruto smiled and ran up to the front door. He began to turn the doorknob...

(1)Also known as 'Love, Love Paradise' or 'Come, Come Paradise.'

A/N: Hope you liked it! I will try to get the next chapter up sooner. Sorry for the huge delay! >. My love to all of those who review my story! Thank you guys so much. You have no idea how much it means to me to get feedback on my stories.