A random Crack fic in Harry Potter form with No harry potter characters. Written by SaskuraChan and Crack God. Full sum inside. so read and review!

[Xmas Oneshot] It's a crazy Christmas in Konoha, especially with the visiting members of the Sand Village, and this mysterious Mistletoe Ninja who seems to be catching everone under his trap! See inside for pairings!

Cute lil' Americanized SasuNaru oneshot... WAFF, fluff, Yaoi, MM

Neji discovers that maybe he was more used to her constant attention than either of them thought. NejiTenten

oneshotSasuNaru, SasuSaku Sasuke loves Naruto, but his obligations get in the way.

Do you like the snow? [GaaraSakura]

Ino can't lose when it comes to love. That's why she wants Shikamaru to stop smoking. [ShikamaruIno]

-Oneshot- It's Christmas time! Everyone has something they want for Christmas, but what does Uchiha Sasuke want? SasuXSaku hints of NejiXSaku

Why? Why did he have to be so stupid? Why did he have to come back?

look inside for the summary on the 1st chapter! No flames please! NOW ON HIATUS MAKE MAJOR CHANGES

Naruto has had it and waits for death on christmas. But will an angel give him his last wish?

Kurenai contemplates things after the fact. Quick oneshot. References Part 2 of the manga.

.'Obito' 'The one, the only, in the flesh' He exlaimed, but then thought for a minute. 'Okay maybe not in the flesh, but i'm still here anyway' Sorta team 7 centric. [finished]

Can three Chritmas spirits help Shikamaru learn the the true meaning of Christmas with the help of a certain kunoichi? ShikaxTema. One shot. In honor of the holidays.

Out one day in the forest Dei meets a mysterious ravened haired girl named Hayami. Itachi hates her, Deidara thinks she cute, Sasori finds her unsual, while Kisame thinks she crazy. But what ties does she have with the blonde? Please R&R

Demons may be sealed and trapped for all eternity but there are infinite places for monsters to hide... When Neji suddenly goes missing, Hinata changes and it's pretty damn scary...

Somebody's thoughts, in poetry, has nothing to do with the Naruto storyline. You can try to guess who the character is. And who he is talking about. Heheh, read and find out. IT'S EMO. Please R&R

[SasukeSakura] Very cute! Song Fic to My Only Wish This Year by Britney Spears. Sakura's only wish is Sasuke to be happy. So she pays him a visit. How will this visit turn out? HORRIBLE AT SUMMARIES! If you don't like simple...DON'T REVIEW!

On the First day of Christmas my true love gave to me Sasuke in a pretty tree. please read and review. Happy Holidays

dO NOT READ SEROUSILY. i hate my life just don't comment or anything....

love [luv] n. a deep and tender feeling of affection for or attatchment or devotion to a person [KibaHinata fluff, really cute] [it used to be a oneshot, but I decided to continue it]

A sad story about Sasuke and Itachi's xmas. Itachi finds a part of himself that has been locked up for so long. What will the end result be? I'm sorry, i'm not great with summaries, but I promise you'll like it. Warning: Death involved, NOT a yaoi.

Século XIX. Fazendeiros, os maiores possuidores de terras e poder da época. Famílias se destacavam. E uma garota apaixonada iria lutar por seu amor... Sem saber que a vida dá voltas...

*SasuNaru One-Shot* A simple, cute SasuNaru Christmas shot. Naruto is up to another lonely Christmas, but that's not what Sasuke wants. Beware of cliché and fluffiness. Merry Christmas!

Sasuke gets sent out on a mission two days before Christmas, but buys Naruto an extralarge present to make up for it. The problem is, does Naruto care about the present when he's to spend Christmas alone? SasuNaru, oneshot.