Author's/Note: The usual crap. Review, flame, whatever.

annie

Disclaimer: Doesn't the fact that this is fiction by fans mean that I do not own it?

Chapter 2: Mr. Weasley sure is kickass.

Why look, its Mr. Weasley talking to a manikin. "Hey babe, do you know where I can find the rubber duckies?

The manikin just stares but you can totally tell she is thinking 'Do you have some sort of weird fetish, or something?'

Apparently Arthur didn't hear the fetish thing; he hears something like directions "Oh, in the toy section. Thanks, call me."

Mr. Weasley starts running around like a loon yelling. Because, really, he doesn't do that enough in the books.

"Rubber duckies! Muggles!"

Meanwhile, back on the farm, Harry and Hermione are still making out.

Ginny was getting a little tired of this "Ok, stop now."

"NEVER!" Hermione yelled

"I am going to slap you now…" warned Fred. And he did slap her.

There was a silence filled only with the sounds of jolly shoppers. Then Harry started crying for no apparent reason.

Ron found this very annoying "Why the hell are you crying? You just made out with Hermione."

"I miss my parents!" Harry said in between sobs of hysteria

Fred slapped him. That did nothing. Ginny threw a bottle of red wine at his head. That shut him up.

They all start watching TV, The O.C. is on. Suddenly Mickey Mouse pops out of the television. (Gotta love the word suddenly).

"You! Because of you my parents are dead." Harry screamed.

"We all know Disney is taking over the world, you can't fool us!" Ron added.

Mickey looked a little disappointed, but only for a second. "Fine then I will call my cartoon friends and we shall kill you all.

And Mickey wasn't lying. Everyone and everything from all cartoons ever popped out of the screen.

Mickey let out his best evil laugh "Muhahaha".

"That was a horrible evil laugh." Hermione said

It is obvious these words hurt Mickey but he stifles his tears and signals his little friends to attack. In a counterattack, the Hogwarts group starts throwing candy and stuffed animals at the cartoons.

"Oh no, I think this might really be the end! Help us master!" Begged Mickey

And BAM Sam Wise Gamgee appeared.

Ginny was a little confused "What the hell?"

"Watch your language, little girl," Sam Wise scolded "for you know not what I carry."

Sam then pulled out the one ring to rule them all. And the author of this fic started talking in a very deep, slow voice."

"Gasp!" Everyone yelled at the exact same time.

"This is what happened in the original edition of Lord of the Rings," Sam continued "the edition J.R.R. Tolkien wasn't aloud to publish .In that version, I killed Frodo then I stole the ring. I then continued to kill everyone, except for Gollum because he is just hot. Anyway, I grew quite old and I wanted more than anything to take over the world. So I used my servant Walt Disney, who was quite a wonderful artist. Together we took over the world of entertainment and in secret the CIA, FBI, mafia, and the Kennedy family. I was behind every whisper of a conspiracy, both World Wars, the creation of Dawson's Creek, and multiple other disasters. Finally when we had enough recognition and money, I was no longer in need of my servant, so I killed him! Sam Wise finished, throwing up his hands in victory.

"Hm… makes sense." said Hermione

Ginny pointed her wand at Sam Wise "Avada Kedavra!"

"Thanks, that was annoying" said Harry.

Annie/Note: Review, pansy.